A women walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, and the bartender gives her one.
My sister just sent me coffee from Brazil and it tastes like shit. I think I have poor taste in coffee now. Thanks for reading.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
npPochsy wrote:
Thanks for reading.
No No, thank you for telling us!Pochsy wrote:
My sister just sent me coffee from Brazil and it tastes like shit. I think I have poor taste in coffee now. Thanks for reading.
Last edited by mafia996630 (2009-07-26 07:38:51)
today i didnt even have to use my ak
Is this a new thing?ph1shman420 wrote:
today i didnt even have to use my ak
Oh, not a problem at all gentlemen, it's entirely my pleasure alone. I also failed to mention I received notice of my sisters due return in no less than 3 months, she's been there a year now. Upon occasion I suppose I will need to make amends for my absence from the university in some form. I'm also still drunk on a Sunday morning, the bottle didn't go down until around 5am.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
G'night BF2s
why the fuck did my member title get changed
Sweet dreams.RavyGravy wrote:
G'night BF2s
cos u suk!ph1shman420 wrote:
why the fuck did my member title get changed
modhaxph1shman420 wrote:
why the fuck did my member title get changed
Simply marvelous old chap, sounds like you had a right old chuckle last night. Be sure to send condolences to your sister on my behalf and inform her that I look forward to tea, or rather the scones.Pochsy wrote:
Oh, not a problem at all gentlemen, it's entirely my pleasure alone. I also failed to mention I received notice of my sisters due return in no less than 3 months, she's been there a year now. Upon occasion I suppose I will need to make amends for my absence from the university in some form. I'm also still drunk on a Sunday morning, the bottle didn't go down until around 5am.
i just realised
that the ;) smily is amusing
because winking and smiling looks funny when you do it IRL
try it
that the ;) smily is amusing
because winking and smiling looks funny when you do it IRL
try it
liquidat0r wrote:
i just realised
that the smily is amusing
because winking and smiling looks funny when you do it IRL
try it
It only happens naturally when you stick it in the butt. You know what I mean. Don't say "no I don't," or even "who's butt", or the worse of all alternatives, "what in the butt?". I don't know where this is going. Thanks for reading.liquidat0r wrote:
i just realised
that the smily is amusing
because winking and smiling looks funny when you do it
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
We gave you it the first time, but twice in a row? That's taking the piss, mate.Pochsy wrote:
I don't know where this is going. Thanks for reading.
I am still pissed, so I can't be held liable. I'm going to find something to do now though, so have a good day/night.liquidat0r wrote:
We gave you it the first time, but twice in a row? That's taking the piss, mate.Pochsy wrote:
I don't know where this is going. Thanks for reading.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
I c wat u did tharPochsy wrote:
I am still pissed, so I can't be held liable. I'm going to find something to do now though, so have a good day/night.
Not really, I'm just making shit up.
Has anyone seen my sun glasses?
I can't believe that nobody has come up with the idea off a synchronized fap thread.
Sign ups. Countdown timer. An E-circle jerk. Brilliant.
Sign ups. Countdown timer. An E-circle jerk. Brilliant.
Run it, ATG.
ATG you dirty pedophile
ATG cooks mysterious white phallic objects.
The start might be synchronised but the end, I doubt it.ATG wrote:
I can't believe that nobody has come up with the idea off a synchronized fap thread.
Sign ups. Countdown timer. An E-circle jerk. Brilliant.
