BF2S Forums EE Chat - July

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

I got a fucking huge spot on my back, I kep expecting to start calling out 'the bells, the bells',  I need my Sister to get to work asap and squeeze the fucking thing.  The Mrs wouldnt last night due to her nails or something.  My Sister lost the top of her finger here in work a few years ago so I hope she can use the other hand.

I wish I had a fucking spot on my back, instead it's covered in fucking scratches and nip marks from ploughing some female last night.

Last edited by 1927 (2009-07-21 04:57:09)

1927 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

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Giz a sniff of ya fingers then?

Nah mate washed them when I got in last night.

Tut - Borrrrrring.

Aint you going out with Jenni?

Kurazoo wrote:

Classic.

Why is it only showing one video?

The second two videos simply don't work, "The URL contained a malformed video ID." ~ liq

1927 wrote:

But anyway, what was the buzzard like last night?

Pics if able, please provide a score out of 10.  Describe her for us and tell us what happened so I can have a wank.

Giz us 5 mins to go and warm my hands up, its fucking freezing today.

On ya marks, get set, go.

Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-07-21 05:15:24)

1927 wrote:

Oh well, you dont expect me to knock one out of that do you?

The way you have described her I'd say she is a cock puppet.

I dont believe you nailed her on the bonnett though.  Your shagging a girl and get the guts to say 'get outside and get on the bonnett'.  Which is cold and possibly wet.  Girls are usually fussy over their cars but I'll go with what you say and you done her on the inside of it.  20 Minutes though?? Hmmmmmm debatable.  Corsa's are fucking horrible, even if you are getting ya willy wet in one.

Will you be rattling this one again?  She drives, dont mind you smoking and shags in her car, she's a keeper.  Just make sure her birthday aint around the corner before you go committing yaself.

I'll score her 8 out of 10 and I havent even seen her.

Good on you for getting lil schlopps wet, make sure you go clean him before the next one arrives. She would of had a 9 but no pics and she drives a Corsa.

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

Oh well, you dont expect me to knock one out of that do you?

The way you have described her I'd say she is a cock puppet.

I dont believe you nailed her on the bonnett though.  Your shagging a girl and get the guts to say 'get outside and get on the bonnett'.  Which is cold and possibly wet.  Girls are usually fussy over their cars but I'll go with what you say and you done her on the inside of it.  20 Minutes though?? Hmmmmmm debatable.  Corsa's are fucking horrible, even if you are getting ya willy wet in one.

Will you be rattling this one again?  She drives, dont mind you smoking and shags in her car, she's a keeper.  Just make sure her birthday aint around the corner before you go committing yaself.

I'll score her 8 out of 10 and I havent even seen her.

Good on you for getting lil schlopps wet, make sure you go clean him before the next one arrives. She would of had a 9 but no pics and she drives a Corsa.

Was pretty warm last night, and it was her that said take me over the bonnet, so I duley obliged, kinda got to when a dirty bird tells you to shag her over her car.

As far as commitment goes, she's no keeper, no girl at this age is, that's why we shag them in the back seats of cars.

1927 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

Oh well, you dont expect me to knock one out of that do you?

The way you have described her I'd say she is a cock puppet.

I dont believe you nailed her on the bonnett though.  Your shagging a girl and get the guts to say 'get outside and get on the bonnett'.  Which is cold and possibly wet.  Girls are usually fussy over their cars but I'll go with what you say and you done her on the inside of it.  20 Minutes though?? Hmmmmmm debatable.  Corsa's are fucking horrible, even if you are getting ya willy wet in one.

Will you be rattling this one again?  She drives, dont mind you smoking and shags in her car, she's a keeper.  Just make sure her birthday aint around the corner before you go committing yaself.

I'll score her 8 out of 10 and I havent even seen her.

Good on you for getting lil schlopps wet, make sure you go clean him before the next one arrives. She would of had a 9 but no pics and she drives a Corsa.

Was pretty warm last night, and it was her that said take me over the bonnet, so I duley obliged, kinda got to when a dirty bird tells you to shag her over her car.

As far as commitment goes, she's no keeper, no girl at this age is, that's why we shag them in the back seats of cars.

She's a keeper until her birthday comes along or her insurance runs out of the car needs an MOT.  She does sound like a good girl Schlopp's.  Try sticking ya finger in her ear next time your plugged in and I bet she likes it.

How old is she?

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

Was pretty warm last night, and it was her that said take me over the bonnet, so I duley obliged, kinda got to when a dirty bird tells you to shag her over her car.

As far as commitment goes, she's no keeper, no girl at this age is, that's why we shag them in the back seats of cars.

She's a keeper until her birthday comes along or her insurance runs out of the car needs an MOT.  She does sound like a good girl Schlopp's.  Try sticking ya finger in her ear next time your plugged in and I bet she likes it.

How old is she?

Erm, she's 18, 8 months younger than me.

Tell me, what is sticking a finger in her ear gonna do?

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

Erm, she's 18, 8 months younger than me.

Tell me, what is sticking a finger in her ear gonna do?

She might like it, I do.  After a few months you can start thinking about using ya toes and her ear.

I suppose your missus likes it does she?

1927 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

She's a keeper until her birthday comes along or her insurance runs out of the car needs an MOT.  She does sound like a good girl Schlopp's.  Try sticking ya finger in her ear next time your plugged in and I bet she likes it.

How old is she?

Erm, she's 18, 8 months younger than me.

Tell me, what is sticking a finger in her ear gonna do?

She might like it, I do.  After a few months you can start thinking about using ya toes and her ear.

FFLink wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

She might like it, I do.  After a few months you can start thinking about using ya toes and her ear.

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Wat

I'm watching South Park right now!

And my girl doesn't like her ears played with It usually helps, but I guess not with this one.

Still, I have many other ways