1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ghettoperson wrote:

1927 wrote:

Good morning lovers.

This morning Me n Moll are watching Breakfast TV.  There's two Twins on there in their early-mid 20's saying how they had been diagnosed with breast cancer but differntly.

Mollie pipes up 'Dad whats breast cancer'?

'Oh its something that makes you very ill love' I tell her.

5 second pause.

'Dad, did Jade Goody have it in her head'?

  I fucking pissed.  My Elder Sister beat breast cancer last year and have had far bigger tradegies in the family before that so its not something I choose to take the piss out of its just kids say the funniest most innocent things at time.

Then I successfully did a pony tail to go to skool with.  I dod it to try and stop her getting gnits off her smelly gypo friends.  Its taken about 2 months to do and I think I got it.  Her last day today before 6 weeks off though , still when Sept comes I'll be an expert.

I can now, Blow dry, Straighten and Pony Tail her hair.  Fucking get in, Im a fella, a straight one at that.
You should explain to her that Jady Goody got it by being a stupid whore, and so she should endeavour in life to be the complete opposite of her.
Two things:

1. I don't believe thats how Jade got it.  You can get AIDS from being a whore but ovarian cancer? news to me.  Same goes for her being a whore, she was in a settled relationship.

2.  No way would I use that word to an 8 year old girl, specially mine.

Dont mean to sound pedantic.
AussieReaper
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Didn't know you were a podiatrist, '27.
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Uzique
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Last edited by Uzique (2009-07-17 07:06:25)

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ghettoperson
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1927 wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

1927 wrote:

Good morning lovers.

This morning Me n Moll are watching Breakfast TV.  There's two Twins on there in their early-mid 20's saying how they had been diagnosed with breast cancer but differntly.

Mollie pipes up 'Dad whats breast cancer'?

'Oh its something that makes you very ill love' I tell her.

5 second pause.

'Dad, did Jade Goody have it in her head'?

  I fucking pissed.  My Elder Sister beat breast cancer last year and have had far bigger tradegies in the family before that so its not something I choose to take the piss out of its just kids say the funniest most innocent things at time.

Then I successfully did a pony tail to go to skool with.  I dod it to try and stop her getting gnits off her smelly gypo friends.  Its taken about 2 months to do and I think I got it.  Her last day today before 6 weeks off though , still when Sept comes I'll be an expert.

I can now, Blow dry, Straighten and Pony Tail her hair.  Fucking get in, Im a fella, a straight one at that.
You should explain to her that Jady Goody got it by being a stupid whore, and so she should endeavour in life to be the complete opposite of her.
Two things:

1. I don't believe thats how Jade got it.  You can get AIDS from being a whore but ovarian cancer? news to me.  Same goes for her being a whore, she was in a settled relationship.

2.  No way would I use that word to an 8 year old girl, specially mine.

Dont mean to sound pedantic.
I didn't say it was true, it was just a tongue in cheek tactic to get her to grow up to be something worthwhile.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

Didn't know you were a podiatrist, '27.
I am, I used to have an mp3 player but since then I have invested in macintosh's new lil things for playing music and Im getting on very well with it.  They even bring one out specially for your Grandma called a Nanny or something, I got her one but she struggles to find Cliff Richard and Frank Sinatra on hers as its so small.  Bit silly imo to make one for ya Nan and make it so small, don't they know OAP's fingers are crooked and shaky etc.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ghettoperson wrote:

1927 wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:


You should explain to her that Jady Goody got it by being a stupid whore, and so she should endeavour in life to be the complete opposite of her.
Two things:

1. I don't believe thats how Jade got it.  You can get AIDS from being a whore but ovarian cancer? news to me.  Same goes for her being a whore, she was in a settled relationship.

2.  No way would I use that word to an 8 year old girl, specially mine.

Dont mean to sound pedantic.
I didn't say it was true, it was just a tongue in cheek tactic to get her to grow up to be something worthwhile.
Oh fuck, thats another thing gone over my head this afternoon on bf2s.  Its age it is, it'll happen to all of us in time.
ghettoperson
Member
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It's that maryjewana fucking up your brain.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ghettoperson wrote:

It's that maryjewana fucking up your brain.
I wish, I been arguing with the mrs all week, been back at mine waiting for tonights delivery.  Ive smoked 1 a night since Mon.  You could find its the lack of it.  God help us if Im batting tomorrow, Im bound to miss the ball aswell at this rate.
bugz
Fission Mailed
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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Finray wrote:

Redecorating Cammy's room status:

Ripping out carpet - 100%
Dumping desk and drawers - 100%
Polly filling walls - 90%
Wooden floor - 0%
Paint - 0%
Dumping crap he left - 100%
Moving my stuff in - 0%
Putting in new plugs - 40%

Finished - 35%
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Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6709|King Of The Islands

https://chickencrap.com/images/3002.jpg

Check dat ass.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
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Maybe it's cause i'm slightly drunk, but '27 mate. I fucking love reading your posts. It's the little things like:

1927 wrote:

Its like Snooker, Golf and getting ya Mrs to squirt over 8ft distances
That make me chuckle every time.








Sooo everyone. What's doin?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cheez wrote:

http://chickencrap.com/images/3002.jpg

Check dat ass.
Iraqi animal farm?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6740
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Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6709|King Of The Islands

1927 wrote:

Cheez wrote:

http://chickencrap.com/images/3002.jpg

Check dat ass.
Iraqi animal farm?
MAN IS OUR ENEMEEEEHH.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6582

mcminty wrote:

Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Still job hunting
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6943|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

Maybe it's cause i'm slightly drunk, but '27 mate. I fucking love reading your posts. It's the little things like:

1927 wrote:

Its like Snooker, Golf and getting ya Mrs to squirt over 8ft distances
That make me chuckle every time.








Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Miinnnty, whats appning mate?  Fuck you doing slightly drunk at this time of YOUR DAY, its no wonder I cant tell what time it is down under, over the pond etc?  I thought all your 'strayians are just waking up.  Maybe you are, if so, help is out there for you, you have at least made the first step by admitting your problem.

Following the cricket?  Im watching it live:

http://picsnfun.com/bluebirds/

45 mins till our weekend starts but Im waiting to hear the news on My/my dads dog.  He had her when I went to Ibiza and I havent had her back.  She's about 16 now and poorly.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6740

1927 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Maybe it's cause i'm slightly drunk, but '27 mate. I fucking love reading your posts. It's the little things like:

1927 wrote:

Its like Snooker, Golf and getting ya Mrs to squirt over 8ft distances
That make me chuckle every time.








Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Miinnnty, whats appning mate?  Fuck you doing slightly drunk at this time of YOUR DAY, its no wonder I cant tell what time it is down under, over the pond etc?  I thought all your 'strayians are just waking up.  Maybe you are, if so, help is out there for you, you have at least made the first step by admitting your problem.

Following the cricket?  Im watching it live:

http://picsnfun.com/bluebirds/

45 mins till our weekend starts but Im waiting to hear the news on My/my dads dog.  He had her when I went to Ibiza and I havent had her back.  She's about 16 now and poorly.
You went to Ibiza, '27? Tell me you cruised the bohemian streets of San Antonio!
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JakAttaK
csanva<3
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ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Recommencing job hunting
mcminty
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+879|6991|Sydney, Australia

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Still job hunting
I need to get a job. This semester I'm at uni 4 days a week (12 contact hours), as opposed to the last 3 semesters with 5 days a week (and ~20 contact hours).... so I *should* have time for one. Thing is I don't want to go back to working retail. Christmas temp at Target, in the toys department, ruined retail for me

Wonder what i could do.. ?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6838|Mountains of NC

I was watching Braveheart last nite

https://drrockshow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/braveheart.bmp

I was thinking about the hard life they lived back then and compared todays lifestyle ..... just the simply things like toilet paper or hell a toilet

but anyway I was getting off track there, the pain and blood they shed for what they stood for and couldn't help but to think about this song




















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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6582

mcminty wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Still job hunting
I need to get a job. This semester I'm at uni 4 days a week (12 contact hours), as opposed to the last 3 semesters with 5 days a week (and ~20 contact hours).... so I *should* have time for one. Thing is I don't want to go back to working retail. Christmas temp at Target, in the toys department, ruined retail for me

Wonder what i could do.. ?
Do you think you could find something related to photography?
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6991|Sydney, Australia

1927 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

Maybe it's cause i'm slightly drunk, but '27 mate. I fucking love reading your posts. It's the little things like:

1927 wrote:

Its like Snooker, Golf and getting ya Mrs to squirt over 8ft distances
That make me chuckle every time.








Sooo everyone. What's doin?
Miinnnty, whats appning mate?  Fuck you doing slightly drunk at this time of YOUR DAY, its no wonder I cant tell what time it is down under, over the pond etc?  I thought all your 'strayians are just waking up.  Maybe you are, if so, help is out there for you, you have at least made the first step by admitting your problem.

Following the cricket?  Im watching it live:

http://picsnfun.com/bluebirds/

45 mins till our weekend starts but Im waiting to hear the news on My/my dads dog.  He had her when I went to Ibiza and I havent had her back.  She's about 16 now and poorly.
Heyyy, lol, it's 1:30ish AM. So it's a perfectly acceptable time to be slighty drunk.

I'm not really following the cricket. Just what I occasionally read in the news. I was crushed at our failure to beat you guys in the cardiff match. Psh. draw. poor form.

Honestly tho, I preferred cricket 5 or so years ago. I don't really know any of the players these days. :S

Uzique wrote:

You went to Ibiza, '27?
I wanna go to Ibiza! See Armin van Buuren.. cause it's going to be fucking ages before he comes back to Sydney
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6493|Escea

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


Still job hunting
I need to get a job. This semester I'm at uni 4 days a week (12 contact hours), as opposed to the last 3 semesters with 5 days a week (and ~20 contact hours).... so I *should* have time for one. Thing is I don't want to go back to working retail. Christmas temp at Target, in the toys department, ruined retail for me

Wonder what i could do.. ?
Do you think you could find something related to photography?
Pr0n
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6991|Sydney, Australia

ebug9 wrote:

mcminty wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


Still job hunting
I need to get a job. This semester I'm at uni 4 days a week (12 contact hours), as opposed to the last 3 semesters with 5 days a week (and ~20 contact hours).... so I *should* have time for one. Thing is I don't want to go back to working retail. Christmas temp at Target, in the toys department, ruined retail for me

Wonder what i could do.. ?
Do you think you could find something related to photography?
Possibly. Maybe in a photography retail store. That would be an ok kind of retail (for the love of god, just none of that department store stuff). It would be awesome if I could get some work with a studio, as an assistant/whatever, but I doubt that would ever happen because I'm going to uni to become a civil engineer

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