Two things:ghettoperson wrote:
You should explain to her that Jady Goody got it by being a stupid whore, and so she should endeavour in life to be the complete opposite of her.1927 wrote:
Good morning lovers.
This morning Me n Moll are watching Breakfast TV. There's two Twins on there in their early-mid 20's saying how they had been diagnosed with breast cancer but differntly.
Mollie pipes up 'Dad whats breast cancer'?
'Oh its something that makes you very ill love' I tell her.
5 second pause.
'Dad, did Jade Goody have it in her head'?
I fucking pissed. My Elder Sister beat breast cancer last year and have had far bigger tradegies in the family before that so its not something I choose to take the piss out of its just kids say the funniest most innocent things at time.
Then I successfully did a pony tail to go to skool with. I dod it to try and stop her getting gnits off her smelly gypo friends. Its taken about 2 months to do and I think I got it. Her last day today before 6 weeks off though , still when Sept comes I'll be an expert.
I can now, Blow dry, Straighten and Pony Tail her hair. Fucking get in, Im a fella, a straight one at that.
1. I don't believe thats how Jade got it. You can get AIDS from being a whore but ovarian cancer? news to me. Same goes for her being a whore, she was in a settled relationship.
2. No way would I use that word to an 8 year old girl, specially mine.
Dont mean to sound pedantic.