lol
I saw that in Tenerife, the penguin let rip and shat in the water, followed by two other penguins who started to nibble on it.
I need around tree fiddy.
San Francisco Academy of Sciences, you've done it again!
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"To be a moron. To be moronical. To be a moron. To be an imbecile. To be the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived … Stupid ass Jack."
"By the end of it I was like, wait a minute. I’ve flushed so much out … how am I going to jump start it up again?"
"You was fartin' in bath tubs and laughin' your ass off…"
"By the end of it I was like, wait a minute. I’ve flushed so much out … how am I going to jump start it up again?"
"You was fartin' in bath tubs and laughin' your ass off…"
Indeed. You should never say to a gay man in a gay bar 'can I push your stool in for you'.AussieReaper wrote:
Your own I hope?1927 wrote:
Im touching cloth and can feel the turtles head.
\_/
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Good morning lovers.
This morning Me n Moll are watching Breakfast TV. There's two Twins on there in their early-mid 20's saying how they had been diagnosed with breast cancer but differntly.
Mollie pipes up 'Dad whats breast cancer'?
'Oh its something that makes you very ill love' I tell her.
5 second pause.
'Dad, did Jade Goody have it in her head'?
I fucking pissed. My Elder Sister beat breast cancer last year and have had far bigger tradegies in the family before that so its not something I choose to take the piss out of its just kids say the funniest most innocent things at time.
Then I successfully did a pony tail to go to skool with. I dod it to try and stop her getting gnits off her smelly gypo friends. Its taken about 2 months to do and I think I got it. Her last day today before 6 weeks off though , still when Sept comes I'll be an expert.
I can now, Blow dry, Straighten and Pony Tail her hair. Fucking get in, Im a fella, a straight one at that.
This morning Me n Moll are watching Breakfast TV. There's two Twins on there in their early-mid 20's saying how they had been diagnosed with breast cancer but differntly.
Mollie pipes up 'Dad whats breast cancer'?
'Oh its something that makes you very ill love' I tell her.
5 second pause.
'Dad, did Jade Goody have it in her head'?
I fucking pissed. My Elder Sister beat breast cancer last year and have had far bigger tradegies in the family before that so its not something I choose to take the piss out of its just kids say the funniest most innocent things at time.
Then I successfully did a pony tail to go to skool with. I dod it to try and stop her getting gnits off her smelly gypo friends. Its taken about 2 months to do and I think I got it. Her last day today before 6 weeks off though , still when Sept comes I'll be an expert.
I can now, Blow dry, Straighten and Pony Tail her hair. Fucking get in, Im a fella, a straight one at that.
try pigtails now !! jfg
I will as I reckon all I have to do is section the hair into two halves. I section it when I de gnit her and sometimes when I straighten it. I only do that when we off out for dinner as its bad to do it too much (she's 8).
The ultimate will be to platt it. Im gonna walk round with an 'A' board around my neck next time the sun comes out for a day or two, it will read 'I can blow dry, straighten and now pony tail Daughters hair'. I reckon I will need a stick to beat the bitches back off me.
Join an orderly queue please ladies.
The ultimate will be to platt it. Im gonna walk round with an 'A' board around my neck next time the sun comes out for a day or two, it will read 'I can blow dry, straighten and now pony tail Daughters hair'. I reckon I will need a stick to beat the bitches back off me.
Join an orderly queue please ladies.
Tbh sounds incredibly complex. I'd rather go back to advanced maths/physics at highschool.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Its like Snooker, Golf and getting ya Mrs to squirt over 8ft distances - The pro's make it look so easy. Its not until you try and get in a right fucking mess. I place the bobble on my left wrist, brush her hair (clean from night before so slippery) and get a firm grip, then I comb the hair as tight as I can into my grip and slip the bobble off my wrist into the hair. This is when it goes tits up as the hair slips and isnt loose, thats essential to a good 'pony'. The higher the pony the better.
I refuse to tell the exact secrets as I have worked hard at this and you lot will have to find out the hard way aswell. I hope you dont as that may mean you split from 'her' Mum. Credit must go to my Gf/ex gf (on one min, off the next, If I slip her one tonight then its on) for teaching me.
I refuse to tell the exact secrets as I have worked hard at this and you lot will have to find out the hard way aswell. I hope you dont as that may mean you split from 'her' Mum. Credit must go to my Gf/ex gf (on one min, off the next, If I slip her one tonight then its on) for teaching me.
WTF....
Jehovas witness just came to mom's place saying SATAN RULES THE WORLD.
okey.
Jehovas witness just came to mom's place saying SATAN RULES THE WORLD.
okey.
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Wish them a Merry Christmas from 27GC_PaNzerFIN wrote:
WTF....
Jehovas witness just came to mom's place saying SATAN RULES THE WORLD.
okey.
live stream for cricket posted in ashes thread
Morning BF2s
afternoon
I know fucking karate
goodnight
ebug9 wrote:
Morning BF2s
and . . .justice wrote:
afternoon
wait, what? what'd i miss?RavyGravy wrote:
goodnight
My xbox just got the RROD
Havent got one (xbox that is) should know what a RROD is but forgot, sorry to hear your's has it, and even more so its a fucking Friday, what a bastard that is.JakAttaK wrote:
My xbox just got the RROD
Haven't you seen The Truman Show?burni$te wrote:
ebug9 wrote:
Morning BF2sand . . .justice wrote:
afternoonwait, what? what'd i miss?RavyGravy wrote:
goodnight
also Jak, why's it called an Xbox360?
You should explain to her that Jady Goody got it by being a stupid whore, and so she should endeavour in life to be the complete opposite of her.1927 wrote:
Good morning lovers.
This morning Me n Moll are watching Breakfast TV. There's two Twins on there in their early-mid 20's saying how they had been diagnosed with breast cancer but differntly.
Mollie pipes up 'Dad whats breast cancer'?
'Oh its something that makes you very ill love' I tell her.
5 second pause.
'Dad, did Jade Goody have it in her head'?
I fucking pissed. My Elder Sister beat breast cancer last year and have had far bigger tradegies in the family before that so its not something I choose to take the piss out of its just kids say the funniest most innocent things at time.
Then I successfully did a pony tail to go to skool with. I dod it to try and stop her getting gnits off her smelly gypo friends. Its taken about 2 months to do and I think I got it. Her last day today before 6 weeks off though , still when Sept comes I'll be an expert.
I can now, Blow dry, Straighten and Pony Tail her hair. Fucking get in, Im a fella, a straight one at that.
Red ring of death. Basically my xbox has died I woulnd't mind it so much, but the gf is coming round tonight, and said she was gonna beat me at rockband. Now she'll just think I'm making excuses.1927 wrote:
Havent got one (xbox that is) should know what a RROD is but forgot, sorry to hear your's has it, and even more so its a fucking Friday, what a bastard that is.JakAttaK wrote:
My xbox just got the RROD
EDIt- wait, its fine now. Just a sec ago i was playing rockband with the RROD still there too =/
Last edited by JakAttaK (2009-07-17 06:36:08)
I had a RROD a few days ago.
Mine was running fine after restart though.
Mine was running fine after restart though.