True story bro

2009-07-12 15:21:18

#1

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6813|Global Command

Last night there was a low
rumbling sound coming from my bedroom. I kept getting up, trying to find it, as I am a lite sleeper and it was keeping me up.

Eventually I narrowed it down to my wifes nightstand. I opened the drawer and there it was.

Nine years of marriage and I just found out she has a vibrator.

_{posted from Grand Rapids, safe and sound, thanks for askingm}

2009-07-12 15:23:01

#2

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6859|London

wow u must really fail

2009-07-12 15:23:28

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7046

lawl was it black?

2009-07-12 15:24:05

#4

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6933

usmarine wrote:
lawl was it black?

It was Hispanic.

2009-07-12 15:24:21

#5

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6737|The Twilight Zone

blame the Mexicans-they sold her the toy

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2009-07-12 15:25:01

#6

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6813|Global Command

It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.

2009-07-12 15:25:05

#7

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,981|6916|949

.Sup wrote:
blame the Mexicans-they sold her the toy

His wife is Mexican...

2009-07-12 15:25:16

#8

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6729|EE Chat

If it was ribbed don't feel bad. You can't have ribs on your cock.

2009-07-12 15:25:52

#9

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6737|The Twilight Zone

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
.Sup wrote:
blame the Mexicans-they sold her the toy
His wife is Mexican...

conspiracy....

2009-07-12 15:26:26

#10

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6911|UK

Reddhedd wrote:
You can't have ribs on your cock.

That's what you think.

2009-07-12 15:28:55

#11

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6806|...

make a touche, get a fleshlight

2009-07-12 15:29:23

#12

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5870

I'm so sorry to hear that.

2009-07-12 15:29:38

#13

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6933

ATG wrote:
It was red and had a second probe on it, like some sort of sea life it looked.

Yeah dude those are fucked up. What's the second bit for anyway, anal pleasuring?

2009-07-12 15:30:33

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7046

https://lolism.co.uk/pix/dildo-christopher.jpg

2009-07-12 15:31:10

#15

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6813|Global Command

Truth be told, I am a highly sexed individual. I have no issue with her taking care of her own business. She knows I have a xxx file on the comp, I am more annoyed about being gypt of zees.

2009-07-12 15:34:39

#16

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7046

https://www.theimgspot.com/imsect/imgs/Funny/Banana-VS-Vibrator.gif

2009-07-12 15:35:22

#17

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7064|Great Brown North

wait, didnt you find one a long time ago? yeah because she was giving you shit for catching you jerking off before... and then you found her two headed alien probe

2009-07-12 15:38:08

#18

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7025|OctoLand

Put a strap on it, give to her, and let her rip you a new anus....problem solved.

I know fucking karate

2009-07-12 15:39:03

#19

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6865|the dank(super) side of Oregon

lol, get one of those real dolls and sit it in the corner of the bedroom. Never acknowledge its presence, never talk about it. Just let it sit there, staring in judgement.

2009-07-12 15:42:52

#20

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|6930

Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.

2009-07-12 15:43:02

#21

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6675

2009-07-12 15:44:28

#22

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6911|UK

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.

I guess you might be a little distracted when finishing with it.

2009-07-12 15:45:04

#23

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7046

liquidat0r wrote:
Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Who forgets to turn their dildo off? I mean honestly.
I guess you might be a little distracted when finishing with it.

you would know....

2009-07-12 15:46:45

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6905|London, England

Is it bigger than yours? Well actually, of course it is..

Who would walk into a porn shop and ask for a small vibrator

2009-07-12 15:46:53

#25

nibiru2012: Member; +10|5700

hahaha, to funny

BF2S Forums True story bro

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