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Shevchenkooooo
+42|6267|'Merica
A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne … l?ITO=1490

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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6656

Bullshit. I've heard of that myth and if I remember correctly, it's not possible. Dumb bitch just wants a handout. Oh and she's also in denial that her precious little child would dare have sex and get pregnant.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2009-07-10 13:02:22)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6539|Long Island, New York
Magdalena Kwiatkowska
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6579|Columbus, OH
What a cruel way to find out your daughter is a HO. Now everyone else knows too.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6598|Seattle

Was WienerBreath at that Egyptian resort by chance?
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Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6737|Salt Lake City

A quick check by a doctor showing she'd been popped would take care of this in a big hurry.
iPwnerrrr
Lets go tazy crazy!
+19|6264
Well, if a pool was involved it was either by going at it poolside or in the pool, but not from the pool water itself.
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|5721|Gulf Coast

:blacKOut: wrote:

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'
Riiiiiiiight, good luck with that. So you guy's think it's insane denial, a half-ass cover up attempt or total stupidity?

Last edited by El Beardo (2009-07-10 13:25:11)

firebolt5
Member
+114|6156

El Beardo wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'
Riiiiiiiight, good luck with that. So you guy's think it's insane denial, a half-ass cover up attempt or total stupity?
Total what?
[-DER-]Omega
membeR
+188|6828|Lithuania
pool's closed
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El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|5721|Gulf Coast

firebolt5 wrote:

Total what?
Haha, figures...

Last edited by El Beardo (2009-07-10 13:26:21)

ColCarnage
taw
+283|5596
pool's closed due to seminal fluids wat
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6598|Seattle

I knew a guy named Pool once.... oh wait, that's Gene_
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6763

swimming in a pool of cocks.  skank
SealXo
Member
+309|6537

usmarine wrote:

swimming in a pool of cocks.  skank
woodrot
I Need A Dump
+25|6731|sunderland england
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BTW Thats sopposed to be a pool lol
FAIL

Last edited by woodrot (2009-07-10 15:53:31)

usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6763

eh
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6509
so that is how mary got prego with jebus
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6446|The Land of Scott Walker
Ninja spermz, lurking in the water
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6776|Noizyland

It's funny when parents forcibly deny the truth to themselves.

Chlorine and other chemicals in a pool kills sperm. Even if it didn't the chances of someone being impregnated by swimming in "tainted" water is very very unlikely.
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heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6389|New York

Ty wrote:

It's funny when parents forcibly deny the truth to themselves.

Chlorine and other chemicals in a pool kills sperm. Even if it didn't the chances of someone being impregnated by swimming in "tainted" water is very very unlikely.
Exactly. A pool isn't exactly the same composition as a uterus.
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CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6509

Ty wrote:

It's funny when parents forcibly deny the truth to themselves.

Chlorine and other chemicals in a pool kills sperm. Even if it didn't the chances of someone being impregnated by swimming in "tainted" water is very very unlikely.
would it not be impossible?

1. it would have to be reasonably fresh sperm
2. i thought sperm died pretty quickly anywhere outside the body?
3. pool chemicals would rape the sperm regardless
4. it would have to get through her bathing suit
5. and it would have to have the 1 in a billion chance that a little bit of the sperm seeped into her vagina (dunno how that works lel) and then gets to the egg and impregnates it

LOL fat chance, bitch.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6628|UK

CanadianLoser wrote:

LOL fat bitch, chance.
Anyhow: Yeah, it seems 100% unlikely.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6582|the dank(super) side of Oregon
obviously none of you have ever froliced in the  luxurious sperm pools of Cairo.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6389|New York

CanadianLoser wrote:

Ty wrote:

It's funny when parents forcibly deny the truth to themselves.

Chlorine and other chemicals in a pool kills sperm. Even if it didn't the chances of someone being impregnated by swimming in "tainted" water is very very unlikely.
would it not be impossible?

1. it would have to be reasonably fresh sperm
2. i thought sperm died pretty quickly anywhere outside the body?
3. pool chemicals would rape the sperm regardless
4. it would have to get through her bathing suit
5. and it would have to have the 1 in a billion chance that a little bit of the sperm seeped into her vagina (dunno how that works lel) and then gets to the egg and impregnates it

LOL fat chance, bitch.
I agree with everything except point 4.

Chances are that she wasn't wearing a bathing suit, because she is a whore. (because she got pregnant in the first place, at 13 XD)
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