Brikiin118
Member
+1|6839
-=>cSc<=-*RunDje*cT|, where did you get that pic in your sig?, it looks to me like Anna Nicole Smith! lol

I wish my g/f looked like all these people's top 5 *sigh*, my g/f looks literally like my brother, pale complection, blackish brown hair, and flat chested...she should be my brothers g/f, they're both geeky and annoying and alike in alot of ways, but my brother is "Saving himself for Paris Hilton"

If I could create my own g/f, she would have:

The ugh..."chest" of Anna Nicole Smith
The ugh..."below the waist" of Jessica Alba
The butt of Holly Madison (From "The Girls Next Door" on E!)

Well, I had my 5 seconds of fame there, Back to the subject (Unless you have pics of my top 5)

Last edited by Brikiin118 (2006-03-29 22:41:34)

Erkut.hv
Member
+124|6953|California
Sweet! New idea! Create-a-girl. Pick your favorite bodyparts and list them.

Face: Angelina Jolie (Ashley Judd running a very close second)
Chest: Jennifer Connelly
Stomach: Jessica Alba
Ass: That girl on the internet that does the butt-dance videos
Legs: Ashley Judd or any other amazonian woman.
Erkut.hv
Member
+124|6953|California
Sweet! New idea! Create-a-girl. Pick your favorite bodyparts and list them.

Face: Angelina Jolie (Ashley Judd running a very close second)
Chest: Jennifer Connelly
Stomach: Jessica Alba
Ass: That girl on the internet that does the butt-dance videos
Legs: Ashley Judd or any other amazonian woman.
Xaritix
Banned
+1|6843|Somewhere near Beverly Hills
Don't make the same post twice, heres mine:

Sweet! New idea! Create-a-girl. Pick your favorite bodyparts and list them.

Face: Paris Hilton
Chest: Paris Hilton
Stomach: Paris Hilton
Ass: Paris Hilton
Legs: Paris Hilton

Lol, j/k lol

I am not being super entirely serious
Prodie
Moderator Emeritus
+270|6992|Nova Scotia, Canada

Yes you are, now fuck off with your Paris Hilton posts!
paratrooper307
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't
+24|6948|Fort Bragg, NC
obsess much... jesus paris hilton isnt even all that good lookin
Xylia
Member
+10|6820|Norway
Paris Hilton... A burger eating and car washing clothes hanger with feelings.

Mine:
#1 Adriana Lima
#2 Angelina Jolie
#3 Jolene Blalock
#4 Jessica Biel
#5 Jessica Alba

#? myself!


I'm not sure about my ranking... I do love them all.

And of curse: www.7floor.net I love the site.
Xaritix
Banned
+1|6843|Somewhere near Beverly Hills
Watch it! Xylia, just because she was in that carl's jr. commercial dosn't mean anything, it just means that Carl's Jr. loves me! lol

and I don't see anybody uncondoning peoples #1s on the list that are allegedly as slutty!!!

Adriana Lima is ugly
So are:

Halle Berry (Thinks she's a cat)
Anjelina Jolie (Can't stay in one country for more than a week)
Jessica Alba is a whore (Hence the pic on the previous page)
Pam Andersen has screwed more rock stars than Napster
Anna Nicole Smith is a gold-digging slut
Ect Ect Ect
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6992|Noizyland

Hmm... I don't really know, I'll try to make a list.
In no particular order.

- Brook Fraser - amazing voice, at least when she dosn't do the "I'm Nora Jones" thing.
- Fiona McDonald - Singer from "The Headless Chickens" and "Strawpeople". Has given so much to New Zealand music. Awesome voice, awesome musician, and to top it off, she's hot.
- Andrea Corr. God said "Hmm... looks or talent? Oh what the fuck, I'll give it all to her."
- Scarlett Johansen. So far, not tainted by Hollywood. I suppose it's only a matter of time, but I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
- I can't actually think of a fifth one, so I'll chose paratrooper307's wife, (you are married to Kim right?)
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|6994|Antwerp, Flanders

Erkut.hv wrote:

Sweet! New idea! Create-a-girl. Pick your favorite bodyparts and list them.

Face: Angelina Jolie (Ashley Judd running a very close second)
Chest: Jennifer Connelly
Stomach: Jessica Alba
Ass: That girl on the internet that does the butt-dance videos
Legs: Ashley Judd or any other amazonian woman.
I've been contemplating this approach for some time, and have concluded that just putting together the best parts on the market produces only mediocre results. Any combination your imagination can come up with will always be inferior to the best of nature's work.
TerrorisT²
Melbourne Shuffler
+214|6843|Gold Coast, Australia
Face: Rachel Bilson
Chest: Elin Grindemyr
Stomach: Jessica Alba/ Elin Gindemyr
Ass: Carmen Electra
Legs: Carman Electra
TerrorisT²
Melbourne Shuffler
+214|6843|Gold Coast, Australia

Xaritix wrote:

Halle Berry (Thinks she's a cat)
Anjelina Jolie (Can't stay in one country for more than a week)
Jessica Alba is a whore (Hence the pic on the previous page)
Pam Andersen has screwed more rock stars than Napster
Anna Nicole Smith is a gold-digging slut
Ect Ect Ect
Dude, Paris Hilton is like the school slut, but instead of school the world, she has all these interviews saying shes all inoccent ect. ect. But deep down, shes just a dumb slut that is very lucky to get billions from her family business. now stop with all this paris hilton shit, its not even the slightest bit funny anymore. (no offense)

btw: jessica alba is not a whore, but i agree with pam anderson and anna nicole smith (shes ugly as hell )

Last edited by .:[CarelesS]:. (2006-04-01 23:47:20)

Brikiin118
Member
+1|6839
Anna Nicole Smith is not ugly, she is very very very very very HOT

Don't tell me you haven't dreamed of doing it with Anna or Pamela

Me and Xaritix ARE brother and sister, we just share the same comp and E-mail account ect. you probably think I don't exist because I'm 19 and a lesbien, if so **** you!
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|6994|Antwerp, Flanders

Brikiin118 wrote:

Anna Nicole Smith is not ugly, she is very very very very very HOT

Don't tell me you haven't dreamed of doing it with Anna or Pamela

Me and Xaritix ARE brother and sister, we just share the same comp and E-mail account ect. you probably think I don't exist because I'm 19 and a lesbien, if so **** you!
I think you've made a typo... You typed HOT instead of very very very very very NOT.
Understandable, seeing as how the H key is right next to the N key.
Brikiin118
Member
+1|6839

Rosse_modest wrote:

Brikiin118 wrote:

Anna Nicole Smith is not ugly, she is very very very very very HOT

Don't tell me you haven't dreamed of doing it with Anna or Pamela

Me and Xaritix ARE brother and sister, we just share the same comp and E-mail account ect. you probably think I don't exist because I'm 19 and a lesbien, if so **** you!
I think you've made a typo... You typed HOT instead of very very very very very NOT.
Understandable, seeing as how the H key is right next to the N key.
Oh come on, ever read playboy magazine? they both are Hot pieces of ***

Anyone who has never had a dream of ****'n them is totally gay, except if your a girl, then if you do have a dream about ****'n them, your a lesbien, like me

I mean, seriously, Anna and Pamela:

-Huge breasts
-Tan
-"waxed"
-Very good looking ***es

I dare 'ya, if your over 18, read an older issue of playboy that has them in it and tell me how ugly they are!

Oh yea, plus Anna is drunk all the time or something, so she's "easy"

Last edited by Brikiin118 (2006-04-02 13:50:27)

Rosse_modest
Member
+76|6994|Antwerp, Flanders

Brikiin118 wrote:

Rosse_modest wrote:

Brikiin118 wrote:

Anna Nicole Smith is not ugly, she is very very very very very HOT

Don't tell me you haven't dreamed of doing it with Anna or Pamela

Me and Xaritix ARE brother and sister, we just share the same comp and E-mail account ect. you probably think I don't exist because I'm 19 and a lesbien, if so **** you!
I think you've made a typo... You typed HOT instead of very very very very very NOT.
Understandable, seeing as how the H key is right next to the N key.
Oh come on, ever read playboy magazine? they both are Hot pieces of ***

Anyone who has never had a dream of ****'n them is totally gay, except if your a girl, then if you do have a dream about ****'n them, your a lesbien, like me

I mean, seriously, Anna and Pamela:

-Huge breasts
-Tan
-"waxed"
-Very good looking ***es

I dare 'ya, if your over 18, read an older issue of playboy that has them in it and tell me how ugly they are!

Oh yea, plus Anna is drunk all the time or something, so she's "easy"
No, I've never read playboy magazine. And I doubt Playboy magazine over here will feature either of them?

But:

-I prefer small-medium breasts to huge breasts
-I don't usually like suntans
-Neither do I like waxy looks
-And a good ass alone hardly makes a fine female specimen

And last but not least: there's nothing terribly fascinating about their faces either.
Brikiin118
Member
+1|6839

Rosse_modest wrote:

Brikiin118 wrote:

Rosse_modest wrote:

I think you've made a typo... You typed HOT instead of very very very very very NOT.
Understandable, seeing as how the H key is right next to the N key.
Oh come on, ever read playboy magazine? they both are Hot pieces of ***

Anyone who has never had a dream of ****'n them is totally gay, except if your a girl, then if you do have a dream about ****'n them, your a lesbien, like me

I mean, seriously, Anna and Pamela:

-Huge breasts
-Tan
-"waxed"
-Very good looking ***es

I dare 'ya, if your over 18, read an older issue of playboy that has them in it and tell me how ugly they are!

Oh yea, plus Anna is drunk all the time or something, so she's "easy"
No, I've never read playboy magazine. And I doubt Playboy magazine over here will feature either of them?

But:

-I prefer small-medium breasts to huge breasts
-I don't usually like suntans
-Neither do I like waxy looks
-And a good ass alone hardly makes a fine female specimen

And last but not least: there's nothing terribly fascinating about their faces either.
Imagine this, you had to pic one of two girs to do it with, would you pick:

Anna Nicole Smith
Or some ugly girl like my g/f, pale, flat chested, and not "waxed" (if you catch my meaning)

I mean, if you had the choice.  I mean, I'd take Krystal Steal or Anna Nicole Smith over any other girl, anyday.

And a butt makes a difference because:

Would you rather stick it in Anna's, or some ugly looking butt?

Last edited by Brikiin118 (2006-04-02 14:29:35)

TRODPINT
Banned
+2|6820|Afghanistan
Last warning I give you or you will be banned....... stop posting my girlfriends pictures.
TerrorisT²
Melbourne Shuffler
+214|6843|Gold Coast, Australia
Anna Nicole is ugly as hell, the only reason she is "hot" (not) is becasue she is a porn star, and has big boobs.. That actually makes it harder for me to think she is hot. Her face is butt ugly too.

+ i can find at least 50 chicks just at my school that look far far far better than anna nicole smith..
Brikiin118
Member
+1|6839
Sure, she's not good for some long-term relationship, but for just a One Nighter, she's perfect! lol
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|6994|Antwerp, Flanders

Brikiin118 wrote:

Rosse_modest wrote:

Brikiin118 wrote:


Oh come on, ever read playboy magazine? they both are Hot pieces of ***

Anyone who has never had a dream of ****'n them is totally gay, except if your a girl, then if you do have a dream about ****'n them, your a lesbien, like me

I mean, seriously, Anna and Pamela:

-Huge breasts
-Tan
-"waxed"
-Very good looking ***es

I dare 'ya, if your over 18, read an older issue of playboy that has them in it and tell me how ugly they are!

Oh yea, plus Anna is drunk all the time or something, so she's "easy"
No, I've never read playboy magazine. And I doubt Playboy magazine over here will feature either of them?

But:

-I prefer small-medium breasts to huge breasts
-I don't usually like suntans
-Neither do I like waxy looks
-And a good ass alone hardly makes a fine female specimen

And last but not least: there's nothing terribly fascinating about their faces either.
Imagine this, you had to pic one of two girs to do it with, would you pick:

Anna Nicole Smith
Or some ugly girl like my g/f, pale, flat chested, and not "waxed" (if you catch my meaning)

I mean, if you had the choice.  I mean, I'd take Krystal Steal or Anna Nicole Smith over any other girl, anyday.

And a butt makes a difference because:

Would you rather stick it in Anna's, or some ugly looking butt?
I can't answer that question. You think Smith is hot so obviously your taste differs somewhat from mine. Therefore, it is entirely possible that what you call an ugly girl might be more appealing to me than Anna Nicole Smith.
Brikiin118
Member
+1|6839

Rosse_modest wrote:

Brikiin118 wrote:

Rosse_modest wrote:

No, I've never read playboy magazine. And I doubt Playboy magazine over here will feature either of them?

But:

-I prefer small-medium breasts to huge breasts
-I don't usually like suntans
-Neither do I like waxy looks
-And a good ass alone hardly makes a fine female specimen

And last but not least: there's nothing terribly fascinating about their faces either.
Imagine this, you had to pic one of two girs to do it with, would you pick:

Anna Nicole Smith
Or some ugly girl like my g/f, pale, flat chested, and not "waxed" (if you catch my meaning)

I mean, if you had the choice.  I mean, I'd take Krystal Steal or Anna Nicole Smith over any other girl, anyday.

And a butt makes a difference because:

Would you rather stick it in Anna's, or some ugly looking butt?
I can't answer that question. You think Smith is hot so obviously your taste differs somewhat from mine. Therefore, it is entirely possible that what you call an ugly girl might be more appealing to me than Anna Nicole Smith.
I give up, your right, I do think the sort of girls gone wild flat chested type are alright...

I figured that out after Spring Break...and watching a "wild party girls" video

Last edited by Brikiin118 (2006-04-02 22:21:17)

Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6911|San Francisco
Brikiin just seems to be trying waaayy too hard to prove that 'she's' a lesbian...
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6890|A sunburnt country

Marconius wrote:

Brikiin just seems to be trying waaayy too hard to prove that 'she's' a lesbian...
I hear you Marconius.......mind you, I am a lesbian too, just trapped in a man's body!
dirtyepics
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+19|6950|England
DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS........my post and I'm back.

Caught Blade Trinity again last night JESSICA BIEL!

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