smoking,drinking wasting money in clubs and having one night girls...
I never smell the gf's mate and she goes in her house, its not as if she covers her scent with deodrant either. I know she been in there cos she got the tell tale red marks on her knees off her elbows (I am currently improving her diet, so dont worry) and the throne is still warm..Sup wrote:
o rly now1927 wrote:
My shits fucking stink mateSamBo:D wrote:
What the hell?
I have yet to smell shit that doesn't stink
Some peoples poo's do honk more than others.
In school we had a P.E. teacher like that, his nickname was Scratch n' Sniff.ghettoperson wrote:
Actually, this dude I know constantly sticks his hand down his pants and plays with his balls. And his asshole. And then withdraws his hand, smells it, and shoves it back down. I bet no one can beat that.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Protip, lighting a match, letting it burn for a bit and then blowing it out and letting the smoke blow around the room works pretty well to get rid of the smell, better than aerosols because it actually gets rid of it, rather than creating this horrible mixture of lavender and shit odor.1927 wrote:
I never smell the gf's mate and she goes in her house, its not as if she covers her scent with deodrant either. I know she been in there cos she got the tell tale red marks on her knees off her elbows (I am currently improving her diet, so dont worry) and the throne is still warm..Sup wrote:
o rly now1927 wrote:
My shits fucking stink mate
I have yet to smell shit that doesn't stink
Some peoples poo's do honk more than others.
Well, I don't "hate" it, I guess. But I leave all my electronic equipment either on or on standby - all the time.
In fact: The TV is on downstairs watching Wimbledon by itself, my laptop is sitting in the kitchen browsing Facebook by itself. Oh, and I think I left the microwave door open which means the light is on.
In fact: The TV is on downstairs watching Wimbledon by itself, my laptop is sitting in the kitchen browsing Facebook by itself. Oh, and I think I left the microwave door open which means the light is on.
Lick has a point, I'm gonna go turn off that DVD player in the spare room that's been on standby and not ever been played for about a year
When I'm sitting I always bounce my leg up and down, it doesn't bother me but it can irritate other people. "Keep your fucking leg still will ya!"
I fidget with anything and everything, I've broken numerous mobile phones by constantly sliding them up and down.
I fidget with anything and everything, I've broken numerous mobile phones by constantly sliding them up and down.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
I still haven't done thatMekstizzle wrote:
Lick has a point, I'm gonna go turn off that DVD player in the spare room that's been on standby and not ever been played for about a year
my worst habit has to be that I say I'll do alot of things but I never end up doing it
Also what switch said
i do that leg thingSwitch wrote:
When I'm sitting I always bounce my leg up and down, it doesn't bother me but it can irritate other people. "Keep your fucking leg still will ya!"
I fidget with anything and everything, I've broken numerous mobile phones by constantly sliding them up and down.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Yeah, my TV is still watching Wimbledon.Mekstizzle wrote:
I still haven't done thatMekstizzle wrote:
Lick has a point, I'm gonna go turn off that DVD player in the spare room that's been on standby and not ever been played for about a year
The volume on a television must be on an even number, unless it is 5, 15, 25 etc.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Bloody noraSwitch wrote:
The volume on a television must be on an even number, unless it is 5, 15, 25 etc.
The sheer amount of time i sit lurking on here and facebook.
I get psoriasis under the hair on my head and tend to scratch/rub at it a lot.
Pisses me off to no end. I'd shave my head if it weren't for that and be a proper skin'ed mofocker. I think it's psoriasis anyway, have a family history of it and it looks like it according to others but meh. Could just be a terrible form of dandruff.
Pisses me off to no end. I'd shave my head if it weren't for that and be a proper skin'ed mofocker. I think it's psoriasis anyway, have a family history of it and it looks like it according to others but meh. Could just be a terrible form of dandruff.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
I hate you fuckers. Stop fucking shaking the table I'm sitting in damnit, its giving me a boner!FatherTed wrote:
i do that leg thingSwitch wrote:
When I'm sitting I always bounce my leg up and down, it doesn't bother me but it can irritate other people. "Keep your fucking leg still will ya!"
I fidget with anything and everything, I've broken numerous mobile phones by constantly sliding them up and down.
Whenever I am playing on the Xbox 360/PC I always look backwards at my wardrobe for some reason.
Procrastinating.
Also, when I'm in class I'm always making some kind of beat with my feet, might be hard to understand,... but it's quite fun when bored.
Actually, I don't hate doing that at all..
Also, when I'm in class I'm always making some kind of beat with my feet, might be hard to understand,... but it's quite fun when bored.
Actually, I don't hate doing that at all..
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I talk with my hands which nobody ever complains about but it always pisses me off. I don't know if my hearing is bad but half the time I can never understand what people are saying to me and I ask them to repeat it like 3-4x and they just get pissed at me. All that and spitting which my mom hates me for.
smoking :]
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Procrastinating, i have an essay due tomorrow, have i started? no. I have an essay due the day after tomorrow, i have i started? no.
You should be ashamed of yourself boi. Go upstairs right now and do the essayRavyGravy wrote:
Procrastinating, i have an essay due tomorrow, have i started? no. I have an essay due the day after tomorrow, i have i started? no.
Ha ha, I lol'dDookie0119 wrote:
Whenever I am playing on the Xbox 360/PC I always look backwards at my wardrobe for some reason.
I could, or i could sit here for a little longer.Sup wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself boi. Go upstairs right now and do the essayRavyGravy wrote:
Procrastinating, i have an essay due tomorrow, have i started? no. I have an essay due the day after tomorrow, i have i started? no.
meh ur rite, i'd sit there a bit longer tbh lolRavyGravy wrote:
I could, or i could sit here for a little longer.Sup wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself boi. Go upstairs right now and do the essayRavyGravy wrote:
Procrastinating, i have an essay due tomorrow, have i started? no. I have an essay due the day after tomorrow, i have i started? no.
k, starting.........now.Sup wrote:
meh ur rite, i'd sit there a bit longer tbh lolRavyGravy wrote:
I could, or i could sit here for a little longer.Sup wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself boi. Go upstairs right now and do the essay