Tired of being so unpopular that your phone is no more than excess weight in your pocket? Sick of not being able to play Jethro Tull's "Bouree" when you really need to? Tired of blowing into one end of your phone with no result? Well now all your problems are solved with CellFlute™!
CellFlute™ is the revolutionary new way for you to turn your cellphone into a flute for some reason! At only twice the cost of an actual flute the CellFlute™ is the perfect accessory for you! As well as being a Flute the CellFlute™ is also a phone, (purchase of cellphone neccesary.) Use it to call your friends! Use it to play the flute! The possibilities are endless with CellFlute™! You'll wonder how you ever managed to play the flute with your cellphone without it!
Warning:AtteptingtoplayCellFlute™withoutactuallyknowinghowtoplaytheflutecancausedizziness,shortnessofbreath,heart-stoppage,anddeath.
CellFlute™: Because sometimes you just have to trust that people are fucking stupid enough to buy something like this.
CellFlute™ is the revolutionary new way for you to turn your cellphone into a flute for some reason! At only twice the cost of an actual flute the CellFlute™ is the perfect accessory for you! As well as being a Flute the CellFlute™ is also a phone, (purchase of cellphone neccesary.) Use it to call your friends! Use it to play the flute! The possibilities are endless with CellFlute™! You'll wonder how you ever managed to play the flute with your cellphone without it!
Warning:AtteptingtoplayCellFlute™withoutactuallyknowinghowtoplaytheflutecancausedizziness,shortnessofbreath,heart-stoppage,anddeath.
CellFlute™: Because sometimes you just have to trust that people are fucking stupid enough to buy something like this.
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And you said BF2s wasn't good enough at distracting you from your essay.
God bless useless Japanese inventions eh?ebug9 wrote:
And you said BF2s wasn't good enough at distracting you from your essay.
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urriteTy wrote:
God bless useless Japanese inventions eh?ebug9 wrote:
And you said BF2s wasn't good enough at distracting you from your essay.
oh dear lordebug9 wrote:
urriteTy wrote:
God bless useless Japanese inventions eh?ebug9 wrote:
And you said BF2s wasn't good enough at distracting you from your essay.
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Dude, shes doinitrongebug9 wrote:
urriteTy wrote:
God bless useless Japanese inventions eh?ebug9 wrote:
And you said BF2s wasn't good enough at distracting you from your essay.
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That's for the bukakke
finally
That digital paper is fucking awesome though.
Call me the day my cellphone can turn into a Ducati Streetfighter ... or a laser sword ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
or a fembot?Varegg wrote:
Call me the day my cellphone can turn into a Ducati Streetfighter ... or a laser sword ...
why can't people accept being ordinary? now i gotta listen to some dumbass play his/her phone-flute out in public. fuck it might as well join them
How-about cellcup(cup as in the thing used as a shield for your penis and balls). Don't have pockets to store your cellphone while in a football game? Well now you do with the new cellcup which can convert your phone to an actual cup when playing a game.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Dude i just quoted your gayness lolWar Man wrote:
How-about cellcup(cup as in the thing used as a shield for your penis and balls). Don't have pockets to store your cellphone while in a football game? Well now you do with the new cellcup which can convert your phone to an actual cup when playing a game.
I'm not gay.loubot wrote:
Dude i just quoted your gayness lolWar Man wrote:
How-about cellcup(cup as in the thing used as a shield for your penis and balls). Don't have pockets to store your cellphone while in a football game? Well now you do with the new cellcup which can convert your phone to an actual cup when playing a game.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
/insert USMarine quote hereWar Man wrote:
I'm not gay.loubot wrote:
Dude i just quoted your gayness lolWar Man wrote:
How-about cellcup(cup as in the thing used as a shield for your penis and balls). Don't have pockets to store your cellphone while in a football game? Well now you do with the new cellcup which can convert your phone to an actual cup when playing a game.
Perhaps not but I do not like cellphone radiation nuking my junk.
That's not what he saidWar Man wrote:
I'm not gay.loubot wrote:
Dude i just quoted your gayness lolWar Man wrote:
How-about cellcup(cup as in the thing used as a shield for your penis and balls). Don't have pockets to store your cellphone while in a football game? Well now you do with the new cellcup which can convert your phone to an actual cup when playing a game.
cwutididthar
Guys, I have a really sick mind. Just thought I'd warn you all.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.