Wow, what a blast!!! That woman must know some crazy things because that poor guy's penis couldn't handle it.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
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so basically,he exploded his load all over the bed
Warning: too much blood pumping into your erection could have volatile results.
The break up sex really seemed to blow him away.
Apparently red heads aren't the only ones who can have a fire crotch.
Apparently red heads aren't the only ones who can have a fire crotch.
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Whose IPod playlist would you find AC/DC T.N.T....him or her? :\
Laura & Tony still arguing?
They are playing in athens tonight, my sis went to see them with her boyfriend and left me behind. Fuck sisters .loubot wrote:
Whose IPod playlist would you find AC/DC T.N.T....him or her? :\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCX8gDW4YS0
@ op. ouch
Well it looks like both of them had a sparkling relationship.
But seriously, ouch.
But seriously, ouch.
I don't see how that would kill you. I don't think your dick is a life-critical organ.
i don't think i could live without my dick, could you?CrazeD wrote:
I don't see how that would kill you. I don't think your dick is a life-critical organ.
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Blood loss.CrazeD wrote:
I don't see how that would kill you. I don't think your dick is a life-critical organ.
Your bladder is right there too.
EDIT- Ted, go to the TFS Sniper update thread and read my latest post.
EDIT- Ted, go to the TFS Sniper update thread and read my latest post.
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The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
and if you survived you'd murder yourself for not having a penis
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I guess, but they can just give him a transfusion ja?Superior Mind wrote:
Blood loss.CrazeD wrote:
I don't see how that would kill you. I don't think your dick is a life-critical organ.
he can be the star of Frankenpenis II
This is a serious issue guys. That penis murdering bitch needs to die.
burn the witch
how would you wee if you survived?
a literal blowjob
He didnt read the instructions on the Viagra!
Note: If an errection last more then FOUR hours, call your Physician.
Men this is what happens if you wait that extra hour!!!!
Note: If an errection last more then FOUR hours, call your Physician.
Men this is what happens if you wait that extra hour!!!!
This is worse than having a brown recluse spider bite your dick.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
I was gonna let that one slide. But naahhhhMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
Fuck sisters
Actually, it's the most life-critical organ we have.CrazeD wrote:
I don't see how that would kill you. I don't think your dick is a life-critical organ.
this why you only have one night stands. why dont people learn?
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