what happened here? ..lol
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hahaha, thanks mate. Mr GF reckons the same as you do. Im an old fuck I admit but young at heart, one of the biggest kids you may ever wish to meet my friend.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hahahaha you have to be the most childish old person I know hahahaha1927 wrote:
Oh I see. Can your camera ring people, and text them too? Mine can, Nokia make it, its an N85.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Them numbers mean his camera pwns your camera
Sides, his camera does not porn mine at all, as I have a picshur of me and Mr Funkula on it, drinking cider/beer. So nerrrr.
I prefer it that way, no point in being a grumpy old fart like this moaning old cahnt:1927 wrote:
hahaha, thanks mate. Mr GF reckons the same as you do. Im an old fuck I admit but young at heart, one of the biggest kids you may ever wish to meet my friend.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hahahaha you have to be the most childish old person I know hahahaha1927 wrote:
Oh I see. Can your camera ring people, and text them too? Mine can, Nokia make it, its an N85.
Sides, his camera does not porn mine at all, as I have a picshur of me and Mr Funkula on it, drinking cider/beer. So nerrrr.
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Im more like this fella
But don't you dare tell her I said that
But don't you dare tell her I said that
Now that is something to brag abaut1927 wrote:
as I have a picshur of me and Mr Funkula on it, drinking cider/beer. So nerrrr.
richard is such a rager
Exactly. Im going through all the 'cost this, cost that' bollocks but lets jump straight to the last bit.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Now that is something to brag abaut http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8721/icongrayyes.gif1927 wrote:
as I have a picshur of me and Mr Funkula on it, drinking cider/beer. So nerrrr.
Picture of Me and Funky drinking in a pub in Cardiff - Priceless.
Hahahaha *jumps onto Facebook and messages Mrs. '27.*1927 wrote:
Im more like this fella
http://www.leamington-guide.com/photos/kua/kua1.jpg
But don't you dare tell her I said that
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Thats a good thing isn't it?The A W S M F O X wrote:
richard is such a rager
Like how you down with it kids say:
'Them new plimsoles you have on your feet their chum are bad' - ie, you think they are good
'That radiogram you have is wicked' - You like my cd player and think it's good.
marmite?
Back off buster. She likes her men, slightly overweight, slightly grey, balding and one who can fuck like a tiger. Your wasting your time mate.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hahahaha *jumps onto Facebook and messages Mrs. '27.*1927 wrote:
Im more like this fella
http://www.leamington-guide.com/photos/kua/kua1.jpg
But don't you dare tell her I said that
Hehe, I wouldn't go near her. 27's sloppy seconds might not be so desirable...1927 wrote:
Back off buster. She likes her men, slightly overweight, slightly grey, balding and one who can fuck like a tiger. Your wasting your time mate.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hahahaha *jumps onto Facebook and messages Mrs. '27.*1927 wrote:
Im more like this fella
http://www.leamington-guide.com/photos/kua/kua1.jpg
But don't you dare tell her I said that
Im a sex guru ya cheeky monkey. You'd be wasted anyway, you'd be better off opening the window and shagging the warm midnight air. My Mojo is sacred, not in the same way as a hindu cow, but sacred all the same.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hehe, I wouldn't go near her. 27's sloppy seconds might not be so desirable...1927 wrote:
Back off buster. She likes her men, slightly overweight, slightly grey, balding and one who can fuck like a tiger. Your wasting your time mate.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hahahaha *jumps onto Facebook and messages Mrs. '27.*
So what you'er saying is, if I was to partake in some of your sloppy seconds I would gain unutterably brilliant wisdom?1927 wrote:
Im a sex guru ya cheeky monkey. You'd be wasted anyway, you'd be better off opening the window and shagging the warm midnight air. My Mojo is sacred, not in the same way as a hindu cow, but sacred all the same.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hehe, I wouldn't go near her. 27's sloppy seconds might not be so desirable...1927 wrote:
Back off buster. She likes her men, slightly overweight, slightly grey, balding and one who can fuck like a tiger. Your wasting your time mate.
Aye you got it. However, you can take ya pick from any of my left overs/cast aways/ex's, but your not getting your hands on this one. Due to distance and age and a few of them being at her majesties pleasure, the best I can do is send you a bottle of my spunk for now. Take 1 spoonful 3 times a day, and to finish the course off you need to massage the final dregs over your elbows and knees. Go on, I dare you and then post the pics of that.SirSchloppy wrote:
So what you'er saying is, if I was to partake in some of your sloppy seconds I would gain unutterably brilliant wisdom?1927 wrote:
Im a sex guru ya cheeky monkey. You'd be wasted anyway, you'd be better off opening the window and shagging the warm midnight air. My Mojo is sacred, not in the same way as a hindu cow, but sacred all the same.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hehe, I wouldn't go near her. 27's sloppy seconds might not be so desirable...
Drink some and find out?SirSchloppy wrote:
So what you'er saying is, if I was to partake in some of your sloppy seconds I would gain unutterably brilliant wisdom?1927 wrote:
Im a sex guru ya cheeky monkey. You'd be wasted anyway, you'd be better off opening the window and shagging the warm midnight air. My Mojo is sacred, not in the same way as a hindu cow, but sacred all the same.SirSchloppy wrote:
Hehe, I wouldn't go near her. 27's sloppy seconds might not be so desirable...
Wait till Saturday, as I hope to be going out for a stinking hot Curry Friday night with extra Garlic Naan.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Drink some and find out?SirSchloppy wrote:
So what you'er saying is, if I was to partake in some of your sloppy seconds I would gain unutterably brilliant wisdom?1927 wrote:
Im a sex guru ya cheeky monkey. You'd be wasted anyway, you'd be better off opening the window and shagging the warm midnight air. My Mojo is sacred, not in the same way as a hindu cow, but sacred all the same.
I know that you would actually send a bottle of '27 spunk through the mail so I'll pass if it's all the same to you...1927 wrote:
Aye you got it. However, you can take ya pick from any of my left overs/cast aways/ex's, but your not getting your hands on this one. Due to distance and age and a few of them being at her majesties pleasure, the best I can do is send you a bottle of my spunk for now. Take 1 spoonful 3 times a day, and to finish the course off you need to massage the final dregs over your elbows and knees. Go on, I dare you and then post the pics of that.SirSchloppy wrote:
So what you'er saying is, if I was to partake in some of your sloppy seconds I would gain unutterably brilliant wisdom?1927 wrote:
Im a sex guru ya cheeky monkey. You'd be wasted anyway, you'd be better off opening the window and shagging the warm midnight air. My Mojo is sacred, not in the same way as a hindu cow, but sacred all the same.
Have an appetizer while waitingSirSchloppy wrote:
I know that you would actually send a bottle of '27 spunk through the mail so I'll pass if it's all the same to you...1927 wrote:
Aye you got it. However, you can take ya pick from any of my left overs/cast aways/ex's, but your not getting your hands on this one. Due to distance and age and a few of them being at her majesties pleasure, the best I can do is send you a bottle of my spunk for now. Take 1 spoonful 3 times a day, and to finish the course off you need to massage the final dregs over your elbows and knees. Go on, I dare you and then post the pics of that.SirSchloppy wrote:
So what you'er saying is, if I was to partake in some of your sloppy seconds I would gain unutterably brilliant wisdom?
Fuck that.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Have an appetizer while waitingSirSchloppy wrote:
I know that you would actually send a bottle of '27 spunk through the mail so I'll pass if it's all the same to you...1927 wrote:
Aye you got it. However, you can take ya pick from any of my left overs/cast aways/ex's, but your not getting your hands on this one. Due to distance and age and a few of them being at her majesties pleasure, the best I can do is send you a bottle of my spunk for now. Take 1 spoonful 3 times a day, and to finish the course off you need to massage the final dregs over your elbows and knees. Go on, I dare you and then post the pics of that.
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1091/worm.gif
Aw come on. Taste iiiiiiiiiit. I know you like Fear FactorSirSchloppy wrote:
Fuck that.
I've a dead weak stomach, I'de boke instantly if I stuck that thing in my mouth.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Aw come on. Taste iiiiiiiiiit. I know you like Fear FactorSirSchloppy wrote:
Fuck that.
Bardi Grubs, they're Australian, and taste like off milk....SirSchloppy wrote:
Fuck that.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Have an appetizer while waitingSirSchloppy wrote:
I know that you would actually send a bottle of '27 spunk through the mail so I'll pass if it's all the same to you...
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1091/worm.gif
Hi fuzz
Anyway, Im going out now. I have to go and do a job for a Milfy kind of woman, face like someones been chopping sticks on it, more Orange than a , ummmm, Orange I suppose due to fake tan, but Id rattle the ass if she put a bag over her head or promised not to turn around. Then I'm off to the gf's for lunch, its obviously free in her place, cool. Then I have a lesbionic fitness instructor coming at 2pm to have her car signwritten, she keeps texting me with kisses on the end but I won't be wishing to convert her. She can remain batting for them, but I bet she could squash melons between her thighs.
Have thee fun.1927 wrote:
Anyway, Im going out now. I have to go and do a job for a Milfy kind of woman, face like someones been chopping sticks on it, more Orange than a , ummmm, Orange I suppose due to fake tan, but Id rattle the ass if she put a bag over her head or promised not to turn around. Then I'm off to the gf's for lunch, its obviously free in her place, cool. Then I have a lesbionic fitness instructor coming at 2pm to have her car signwritten, she keeps texting me with kisses on the end but I won't be wishing to convert her. She can remain batting for them, but I bet she could squash melons between her thighs.