@Ninja yeah i really laughed my ass of by that flashcartoon really funny
Are you going to be walking to your car alone later tonight?
Here's what I said on a phone sex hotline with some girl Erica
<me> Hi
<Erica>Hi, whats your name?
<me>Just call me **** (I'll keep you guessing)
<Erica>Um, OK, ****, I guess your parents were psycic when they named you
<me>I wrote you a poem...
<Erica>read it to me!
<me>OK, here,
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
your *** is sweet,
and I wanna ********** (a little bit too hot for TV, so to speak)
At that point, well, I can PM you the rest, the MODs wouldn't approve of the rest
<me> Hi
<Erica>Hi, whats your name?
<me>Just call me **** (I'll keep you guessing)
<Erica>Um, OK, ****, I guess your parents were psycic when they named you
<me>I wrote you a poem...
<Erica>read it to me!
<me>OK, here,
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
your *** is sweet,
and I wanna ********** (a little bit too hot for TV, so to speak)
At that point, well, I can PM you the rest, the MODs wouldn't approve of the rest
Heres mine for If I run into... (Um, type Xaritix into author search, then guess):
Me: I love you! I loved you since I was 14 or so! PLEASE be my g/f, PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHH!
Me: I love you! I loved you since I was 14 or so! PLEASE be my g/f, PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHH!
lol... You might get yourself banned if you keep mentioning her, the mods will see.Xaritix wrote:
Heres mine for If I run into... (Um, type Xaritix into author search, then guess):
Me: I love you! I loved you since I was 14 or so! PLEASE be my g/f, PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHH!
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you stole my line man!Marconius wrote:
"Hi there! The word of the day is 'Legs.' Let's go home and spread the word!"
ONe which i have used and did work, was something i stole from the movie face off.
At the start of the movie, Nicolas Cage says to the undercover FBI agent in the plane
Cage - "If i were to send you flowers, no, let me refrase that, if i were to let you Suck My Tounge would you be grateful?" {cage sticks his tounge out}
now to be fair i used this line on a girl who i had already had a few flings with before, and she was drunk in a club!
Its a Males obligation to stick his boneration inside a females seperation. This kind of penetration will increas the population of he younger generation......
go up to a lesbian and say
"ever been penetrated?"
"ever been penetrated?"
WOW you know you are going to be in love with her in a few years or what?Xaritix wrote:
I loved you since I was 14
R
=Robin-Hood= wrote:
WOW you know you are going to be in love with her in a few years or what?Xaritix wrote:
I loved you since I was 14
R
KJ
Guy: You're gay?
Girl: No!?
Guy: Well, good to go, lets fuck
:S
Girl: No!?
Guy: Well, good to go, lets fuck
:S
Guess who that is who i'm talking about...Kung Jew wrote:
=Robin-Hood= wrote:
WOW you know you are going to be in love with her in a few years or what?Xaritix wrote:
I loved you since I was 14
R
KJ
Just type "Xaritix" in the author search
Stop hinting about Paris bloody Hilton! You're always hinting about her! You keep starting "Favourite celebrity" threads, and talking about wether you have a chance with her, and then that joke about cows you made just reminded me of her EVEN MORE.
Come on dude if you want to talk about Paris Hilton there are many Paris Hilton fanclubs *shudder* and forums you can write to, we here like to talk about things thaty moke sence... kinda.
Anyway, no-one likes Paris Hilton here except you.
Come on dude if you want to talk about Paris Hilton there are many Paris Hilton fanclubs *shudder* and forums you can write to, we here like to talk about things thaty moke sence... kinda.
Anyway, no-one likes Paris Hilton here except you.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
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Are you from Tennessee?? Cause you're the only 10 I see...
''ever fucked a 10? No, but 1 night i fucked 5 Two's ''
Now Tyferra, you can't be 100% sure about that can you...Tyferra wrote:
Anyway, no-one likes Paris Hilton here except you.
Paris Hilton is the kind of person I love......
to hate.
KJ
Xartix - Tyferra is right, Paris is a worthless waste of your karma and time. Move along.
Here are aome bad one's,
My love for you is like diarrea, i just can't hold it in.
and
Your like a whale, you have the biggest tits ive ever seen.
My love for you is like diarrea, i just can't hold it in.
and
Your like a whale, you have the biggest tits ive ever seen.
heres one that really isnt a pickup line at all, just a funny poem.
Roses are Red
violets are black
why is your chest as flat as my back?
Heres another
roses are red
violets are gold
why wear a bra when theres nothin to hold
enjoy
Roses are Red
violets are black
why is your chest as flat as my back?
Heres another
roses are red
violets are gold
why wear a bra when theres nothin to hold
enjoy
YOU STOLE MY IDEAS! heres mine (I may have to censor some things)iceman785 wrote:
heres one that really isnt a pickup line at all, just a funny poem.
Roses are Red
violets are black
why is your chest as flat as my back?
Heres another
roses are red
violets are gold
why wear a bra when theres nothin to hold
enjoy
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your *** is sweet,
And I want to *** **** ***
Nice legs, when do they open.
my bros got a shirt that says that lolHisInfernalDeath wrote:
Nice legs, when do they open.
umm i just said "Do you want to go out with me" and BAM i got a gf
that always work*TS*tphai wrote:
umm i just said "Do you want to go out with me" and BAM i got a gf
to girl: u like men~!1
girl: u can see into my mind!
me: no
girl: lets fuck
that was the STFUPWNAGE!!!!
how about
"you better bring a bag to take your spine home in cause im gona knock the back outa ya"
"you better bring a bag to take your spine home in cause im gona knock the back outa ya"
always works
i like ur shoes where did u get them
she says where and u take her
i like ur shoes where did u get them
she says where and u take her