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2006-03-28 20:10:35
Xaritix
Banned
+1|6843|Somewhere near Beverly Hills
I have a funny joke:

In russia, some cows are fed marijuana instead of hay,
how you tell which ones are which are:

the normal cows go "Mooooooo", and the marijuana fed cows go "Whoaaaa"

Get it: surfers and hippies and all those guys go "Whoa, dude, totally man"

feel free to post jokes you guys have

Last edited by Xaritix (2006-03-28 20:11:05)

2006-03-28 20:16:19
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|6963|Houston, TX
Feel free to join in on the already existing joke posts.

Search for:

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and/or

Joke time



KJ
2006-03-28 22:24:10
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6992|Noizyland

That... is the most PATHETIC joke I have EVER heard.
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2006-03-28 22:53:56
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6863

Tyferra wrote:

That... is the most PATHETIC joke I have EVER heard.
found ur quote funnier then the joke lol
2006-03-28 23:38:23
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6968
could you please either delete this post or change the title of it cause your joke was SOOOO bad that you are actually making me feel Embarrassed!!
2006-03-28 23:54:59
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6992|Noizyland

Okay, hang on, I'll try to redeem Xaritix's complete lack of taste. Here's one of my favourite bad taste jokes:

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

- A paraplegic after a house fire.

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This joke may be getting a bit old now, but it used to always get me a laugh when exchanging jokes with friends.

OH, and here's one my Dad told me, (kind of strange because he's one eighth Jamaican.)
Note: This joke is BAD TASTE and RACIST. Know that I mean nothing by it. It is simply for shock value. Probably would have fitted around the South Africa apartheid era. It's nasty.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?

- A Doberman Pinscher.

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Yeah, well I warned you. All in good fun though, I promise.

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2006-03-29 05:57:30
TerrorisT²
Melbourne Shuffler
+214|6843|Gold Coast, Australia
What do you call a red bucket painted blue?

a Blue Bucket ....

What do you call a green bucket painted red?

A green bucket painted red ...

------------lame------------------
2006-03-29 06:18:03
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|6963|Houston, TX
Okay, so far we've had one wanna-be joke, one racist joke, and two lame bucket jokes....  How about a oneliner Clergy molestation joke to top it off before I request that we close this sad state of affairs and move on.

"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers"

KJ

Please, please for the love of G-d, close this thread and/or merge it with one of the current joke threads!

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-03-29 06:19:09)

2006-03-29 09:26:28
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6912|San Francisco

.:[CarelesS]:. wrote:

What do you call a red bucket painted blue?

a Blue Bucket ....

What do you call a green bucket painted red?

A green bucket painted red ...

------------lame------------------
No no NO!  That joke is supposed to go like this:

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A Blue Bucket!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A Blue bucket in disguise!

I LOVE bad jokes and puns, but Xaritix really shouldn't quit his day job with his post...I'm not even calling that a joke, it's just a disgrace to the whole concept of joking.

Anyways, post in the other joke threads....don't open new joke threads with absolutely unfunny and moronic  statements like the one Xaritix up there did...maybe I should ban him for that...

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