I got lost at Z and had to check my mapSnake wrote:
Quite frankly, I couldn't give a rats ass if X did this to Y who did that to Z who looks like X on a bad day.
My cousin had a similar story to this the other day. One of her friends has a 4 year old girl who went out to find an exact make and pair of shoes that cost like £60. Srsly, wtf.