typical imperialist mentality.You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: im good how are you?
You: pretty good. thanks.
You: where you from?
Stranger: australia you?
You: The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.
Stranger: what is that lol
You: You imperialists call it "north korea"
Stranger: haha oh north korea
Stranger: u a guy or girl
You: Male. Females don't have the privilege of communicating with he outside world. too dangerous
You: yourself?
Stranger: your a freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
My standard answer for the "m/f?" question:
Lastly:
Edit: I actually just had a great conversation with a bloke from Austin Texas, I tried a similar trick to the "Scream" thing, (except with Anton Chigurh's coinflip scene,) but we got to talking and actually had a very good conversation. It seems Omegle has better uses than just being dicks to each other. )
Stranger: r u m or f
You: I haven't decided yet.
Stranger: umm k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh and I have a new game.Stranger: MALE FEMALE?
You: Haven't decided.
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: u dont know if ure a guy or a girl
You: I could look y'know, down there, but that just raises more questions.
You: Like "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
Stranger: bye
You: "AUGH IT"S MOVING!"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think I'll chalk that up as a win.Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever played the Omegle game?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ...
You: Basically it's whoever gets the other person to leave first.
Stranger: oh ok ill play
You: I find it helpful because once people get involved they stay on longer so my tracker has a better chance to pinpoint their exact location.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lastly:
This is a fun way to waste a few minutes.Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: what's up?
You: Who is this?
Stranger: Trent
You: What number is this?
Stranger: number? this is not a number
Stranger: this is the internet
You: Dammit I'm trying to recreate the opening scene from "Scream", just play along until it gets to the scene where I gut you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edit: I actually just had a great conversation with a bloke from Austin Texas, I tried a similar trick to the "Scream" thing, (except with Anton Chigurh's coinflip scene,) but we got to talking and actually had a very good conversation. It seems Omegle has better uses than just being dicks to each other. )
[Blinking eyes thing]
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WIN.Stranger: hey babe
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 85/hemaphrodite/finnland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That just got really weird as it went on.You: hey
Stranger: oh, hey, is it?
Stranger: i see how it is
You: you do?
You: that's great
Stranger: you have some nerve
Stranger: coming back here
You: true
You: hemaphrodites have lots of nerves
Stranger: after what you said to Jan last night
You: hmm...he shouldn't hit on hemaphrodites
Stranger: She! SHE.
You: same thing
You: unisex and all
Stranger: god you're so insensitive
You: women with beards
Stranger: i was up all night consoling her
You: quite
Stranger: i just don't know what she sees in you
You: antidepressants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by some_random_panda (2009-04-08 01:41:26)
o.OYou: why hello there sah
Stranger: 9 female uk, up for phone sex call me 07817389656
Stranger: 19*
#rekt
Stranger: hiiii
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: My name is luka
Stranger:
You: I live on the second floor
Stranger: my name is John
You: I live upstairs from you
You: Yes I think youve seen me before
Stranger: i live in a house
I need around tree fiddy.
I am gobsmacked how this is still amusing you Don Each to their own and all that but of all people to still be copying and pasting their convo's I'd put money on it that you wouldn't of. You watch you dont get addicted nowDonFck wrote:
Stranger: hiiii
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: My name is luka
Stranger:
You: I live on the second floor
Stranger: my name is John
You: I live upstairs from you
You: Yes I think youve seen me before
Stranger: i live in a house
DonFck wrote:
Stranger: hiiii
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: My name is luka
Stranger:
You: I live on the second floor
Stranger: my name is John
You: I live upstairs from you
You: Yes I think youve seen me before
Stranger: i live in a house
Susanne Vega no?
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Correct. Just had to go there and try it out.
I need around tree fiddy.
I tried it out. Got to "I live on the second floor" and they disconnected on me.
As a side-note, I always thought "Luka" was sung in the persona of a battered woman, apparently it's actually from the perspective of a young boy. Go figure.
As a side-note, I always thought "Luka" was sung in the persona of a battered woman, apparently it's actually from the perspective of a young boy. Go figure.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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My first movie quote attempt
Varegg wrote:
You: hi
Stranger: SUUUUUP
Stranger: hows it going?
You: I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Stranger: hmm?
You: from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir".
Stranger: Sir...sorry Sir
You: How tall are you, private?
Stranger: Sir. 5' 6''....can i ask you things...Sir?
You: I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
You: Yes private
Stranger: Sir..tehe..sir XD
Stranger: Sir..where are you from...sir?
You: I'm from the island you filthy maggot
You: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Stranger, or did you have to work on it?
Stranger: Sir.....are you trying to offend me? sir...
You: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Stranger: sir.....now would be a good time to tell you...*wipes off helmet*...i am a girl...sir
You: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
You: I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stranger: sir...sorry...sir,
Stranger: sir....you can't hide from the truth!..sir
You: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Stranger: sir....please don't embarrass me....can you not see i', a girl?...sir...
Stranger: *i'm
You: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Stranger: Sir D:
You: Do you think I'm cute, Private Stranger? Do you think I'm funny?
Stranger: Sir.....*noldy*...who made you the boss of me....sir?! :@
You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Stranger: Sir...do you not have a woman to call your own?
You: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
You: At ease! Good night, ladies.
You have disconnected.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Britney Spears - Womanizer
Varegg wrote:
Stranger: hello
You: Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Got a clue, what you doing?
Stranger: netherlands, male, doing nothing
You: You can play brand new to
All the other chicks out here
But I know what you are
What you are, baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Since references to 4chan is pretty much banned in all other sections of the site I have deleted the last two posts. Honestly if you think doing that stuff to others on Omegle is clever or funny it's not, it's been done before. Try something original; that tends to be a lot funnier.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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why so serious?Ty wrote:
Since references to 4chan is pretty much banned in all other sections of the site I have deleted the last two posts. Honestly if you think doing that stuff to others on Omegle is clever or funny it's not, it's been done before. Try something original; that tends to be a lot funnier.
shits and giggles rly, not srs bizness, like you tend to believe.
You think that I think 4chan is serious?
Look at the previous pages of this thread; you'll see plenty of ASCII Goatse and PedoBear. It's not funny, it's overused and it's a reference to 4chan which we usually don't tolerate. That's all.
Look at the previous pages of this thread; you'll see plenty of ASCII Goatse and PedoBear. It's not funny, it's overused and it's a reference to 4chan which we usually don't tolerate. That's all.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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lol, level 15...Stranger: hey
Stranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://charmees.mybrute.com
lol this guy thought i was trying to cyber!You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: you guess
You: well im just a small town girl
Stranger: en i am at a big city now
You: you dont happen to be a city boy, born and raised in south detroit?
Stranger: it is my first talk in omegle
You: oh, well i came here bc im kinda living in a lonely world here. i think im gonna take the midnight train which is goin anywhere
Stranger: no
You: the other day, i went to a lounge and saw a singer in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume. gross!
Stranger: why
Stranger: how old are you
You: buut, i thought, for a smile we could share the night, and it went on and on and on and on
Stranger: actually i am working now
Stranger: but i am glad to see you
You: have you ever seen strangers, waiting... walkin' down the boulevard, their shadows searching in the night
You: so in your city, are there street lights... people, living just to find emotion, and feel like theres something hiding somewhere in the night
You: i always seem to be working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill...
Stranger: in my country ,there are so many strangers,may be beyond your imagination
You: and they are always betting anything to roll the dice just one more time. sad really, some will win, some will lose
You: Some are born to sing the blues
oh the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers, waiting... walking down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Street lights... people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night
Don't stop... believin'
hold on to that feeling
Street lights... people
Don't stop... believin'
hold Ooooon
Street lights... people
Don't stop... believin'
hold on to that feeling
Street lights... people
dont stop
PS there a LOT of chinese on now...didnt think that china allowed something like this
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God Damn ChineseStranger: ok i come from china
Stranger: now i am in beijing
Stranger: i want to talk with you quickly
You: k
You: go on?
Stranger: do you want
You: do i want what?
Stranger: say want you want to say
You: you asked me "do you want"
Stranger: and that k means "kao"?
Stranger: and "fuck"?
Stranger: ok
You: wat
Stranger: 认识汉字吗
You: I cant read that... you cant type chinese
Stranger: i am not good at english
You: well im not good at chinese.
Stranger: and do you want to disconnect with me?
You have disconnected.
I wanna try this shit but the site's not working
i just rick rolled someone
Journey-ing some one is better. you can make it sneaky lol=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i just rick rolled someone
I was like "Just wanted to let you know that were no strangers to love", "Hope you know the rules and soooo doo I ooooooh"destruktion_6143 wrote:
Journey-ing some one is better. you can make it sneaky lol=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i just rick rolled someone
Journey one is pretty good lol.
I keep running into young girls from the Netherlands...
First one was some 15yo complaining that everyone only chats on there for sex. Then starts asking me if I have a sixpack and if I'm sexy.
I go to another chat and it's some 14yo girl from Holland.
Omegle needs a webcam
First one was some 15yo complaining that everyone only chats on there for sex. Then starts asking me if I have a sixpack and if I'm sexy.
I go to another chat and it's some 14yo girl from Holland.
Omegle needs a webcam
I'm talking to a communist as we speek!
This is actually pretty cool! I've been talking to some "college guy" from China for the past 40 minutes. Longest conversation I've had on there so far...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I fap to furry pornography.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP