Dieselboy
Flicker of beans since 1986
+87|6541|Reading, Basingrad
Never realised I had been waxed until my CO pointed it out next morning as I stumbled back to digs!
Working a mile from Hatch Warren at the moment .... I get to go back to Reading and civilisation in 2 hours though.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dieselboy wrote:

Never realised I had been waxed until my CO pointed it out next morning as I stumbled back to digs!
Working a mile from Hatch Warren at the moment .... I get to go back to Reading and civilisation in 2 hours though.
I lived in Wokingham but always say Reading as it's the closest big town
Dieselboy
Flicker of beans since 1986
+87|6541|Reading, Basingrad

1927 wrote:

Dieselboy wrote:

Never realised I had been waxed until my CO pointed it out next morning as I stumbled back to digs!
Working a mile from Hatch Warren at the moment .... I get to go back to Reading and civilisation in 2 hours though.
I lived in Wokingham but always say Reading as it's the closest big town
Lived in Reading for years....but live in Earley now as tired of chavvy fuckers stealing bits off my cars.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well I shaved the rest of the lil bits of hair on me last night in the shower.  I covered my belly and tits with shaving cream and just scraped away, snicked my left nipple, tiny speck of blood.  Im happier with the outcome but still have spots on my chest area.  I like stroking my belly now, often when im having a fag I have to go out by the back door and I find myself stood there now smoothing/tickling my guts.  Just gotta loose a bit of weight now, get the 6 pack back, get a tan, grow some hair on my monk patch that is increasing on my head by each day, stop the hair line reciding and I'll be happy.

Fuck me I sound like a woman.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6464|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Good. Now then. Take a solarium tan, oil your body up and out you go to the pub at the corner
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ive finally got around to getting an email address so I could get a youtube account.  Here is my 1st video uploaded to youtube


It says video still being processed so may show up better later/tomorrow
Kez
Member
+778|5693|London, UK
I can see it

You look happy
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You can see from the front still where the nurses shaved some patches off me a few weeks before when I went to hosp to get a new arse but got fucked around instead.  They wanted to do an ECG on me but the pads wouldn't stick to my hairy chest so they dry shaved 4 patches off me making me look like even more of a cant
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|5744|Roma

1927 wrote:

I have aerodynamic tits
man that sentence sounds so weird
https://bf3s.com/sigs/8ea27f2d75b353b0a18b096ed75ec5e142da7cc2.png
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6565|London
now vid of the arse











wait wat
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

aerodynamic wrote:

1927 wrote:

I have aerodynamic tits
man that sentence sounds so weird
Not as weird as the one I say on yahoo today
Earthquake in Italy kills 27
- Did it fuck, I been yur in Kairdiff all day bra

(no offence to any decased etc)
Kez
Member
+778|5693|London, UK

1927 wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

1927 wrote:

I have aerodynamic tits
man that sentence sounds so weird
Not as weird as the one I say on yahoo today
Earthquake in Italy kills 27
- Did it fuck, I been yur in Kairdiff all day bra

(no offence to any decased etc)
o i couldnt help but lol
may want to trim first before waxing again..
if you do wax again it should not hurt so bad cause the hair wont grow back as thick
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6645

Ah! I hate that! I've never been waxed before but it looks like it's one of those tickling, tingling pains where you can't help but squirm about
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6484|N. Ireland

1927 wrote:

Ive finally got around to getting an email address so I could get a youtube account.  Here is my 1st video uploaded to youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvT8T9UBj4

It says video still being processed so may show up better later/tomorrow
lol'd after 30 seconds.
prototype
Member
+52|6302
I let my GF do that one time and my chest itched like a MFER for weeks, it also can cause bad acne and infection.

you are supposed to put rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol) on the waxed area to clean it so your pores are not as exposed.

you should not wax your member or your sack as you can cause serious damage to yourself.
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6382|Southern California
Soo....

Cliffnotes = 1927 does the cooking and waxes his back?
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|6669|In You Endo- Stoke
Blimey 27,i'd do it but i think i would be better passed out on the floor and just deal with the pain later
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6381

I cringed at the vid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

some_random_panda wrote:

I cringed at the vid.
I'd rather you cringed than did other things tbh.  As mentioned the worst bit is the applying and getting an edge up to rip, the rip itself dosent hurt.
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6381

1927 wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

I cringed at the vid.
I'd rather you cringed than did other things tbh.  As mentioned the worst bit is the applying and getting an edge up to rip, the rip itself dosent hurt.
What else would I have done?    (That face is awesome, should be O.o )
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

some_random_panda wrote:

1927 wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

I cringed at the vid.
I'd rather you cringed than did other things tbh.  As mentioned the worst bit is the applying and getting an edge up to rip, the rip itself dosent hurt.
What else would I have done?    (That face is awesome, should be O.o )
Do you not find me attractive? :eyeflutteringtightpinkt-shirtsmiley:
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6381

1927 wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

1927 wrote:


I'd rather you cringed than did other things tbh.  As mentioned the worst bit is the applying and getting an edge up to rip, the rip itself dosent hurt.
What else would I have done?    (That face is awesome, should be O.o )
Do you not find me attractive? :eyeflutteringtightpinkt-shirtsmiley:
  Pity I already karma'ed you.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6664|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

some_random_panda wrote:

1927 wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:


What else would I have done?    (That face is awesome, should be O.o )
Do you not find me attractive? :eyeflutteringtightpinkt-shirtsmiley:
  Pity I already karma'ed you.
Ahh it's alright luv, don't worry bout it

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