Had a decent convo with a Hungarian about hockey.
You: hi
Stranger: Ribbit
You: asl
Stranger: Ribbit Ribbit
You: im gonna kill myself btw
Stranger: RIbbit
Stranger: That's interesting you should mention killing yourself.
Stranger: I was going to make some oatmeal.
Stranger: We're kind of doing similar things.
You: That is fucking A+
Stranger: Ribbit
You: asl
Stranger: Ribbit Ribbit
You: im gonna kill myself btw
Stranger: RIbbit
Stranger: That's interesting you should mention killing yourself.
Stranger: I was going to make some oatmeal.
Stranger: We're kind of doing similar things.
You: That is fucking A+
#rekt
OK, I lied before, I did one more:
You: A train leaves the station at 5:00 due east going 55mph.
Another train leaves a station 600 miles away heading due west at 4:30 going 40 mph.
How does this make you feel?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: i don't know i mean its nothing i can do about it
Stranger: why you ask?
You: Exactly.
Stranger: what?
You: There's nothing you can do about it
Stranger: no
Stranger: so?
You: You don't feel even remotely frustrated over the fact that you can't do anything about it?
Stranger: ofc
You: The train will leave regardless if you're on it or not.
You: All aboard!
You: chuggachuggachuggachugga
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I need around tree fiddy.
You: bonjour
Stranger: Français?
You: dont be silly
Stranger: What? I am...
You: you're french?
Stranger: es
Stranger: that was a yes
You: get off the internet
Stranger: Oh you're lovely
You: jokes
Stranger: So where does this prejudice come from?
You: i've been to france
You: i've seen what you do
You: i've seen who you are
Stranger: and what's that?
You: basically, you're a bunch of cunts
Stranger: Français?
You: dont be silly
Stranger: What? I am...
You: you're french?
Stranger: es
Stranger: that was a yes
You: get off the internet
Stranger: Oh you're lovely
You: jokes
Stranger: So where does this prejudice come from?
You: i've been to france
You: i've seen what you do
You: i've seen who you are
Stranger: and what's that?
You: basically, you're a bunch of cunts
#rekt
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Stranger: WHT
You: HOLYSHIT
Stranger: r u white?
You: i am
Stranger: ew
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: This is weird huh?
You: Fun more like
Stranger: Are you in the US?
You: Nah
Stranger: yea, cool
You: What you wearing?
Stranger: I'm in the State of Alabama
Stranger: Clothes
Stranger: Hello
You: What kind of clothes?
Stranger: You're a pervert. Nasty disgusting individual.
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it is too easy to make them quit, just respond with questions and answers completely irrelavent to anything they say
i've now had 3 guys from america try to pull me
well
some 16 year old girl from london anyway lol
well
some 16 year old girl from london anyway lol
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Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
You: yes
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
You: yes yes yes yes
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
You: yes
You: y
You: e
Stranger: Good
You: s
Stranger: old?
Stranger: old?
Stranger: old?
You: 16
Stranger: old?
You: you
Stranger: 17
You: nice
Stranger: boy
Stranger: norway
Stranger: Got msn?
You: just kidding i have a GIANT THROBBING COCK WANT TO SUCK IT?????????????
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Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
You: yes
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
You: yes yes yes yes
Stranger: Hey gorgeous, are you a girl? :-)
You: yes
You: y
You: e
Stranger: Good
You: s
Stranger: old?
Stranger: old?
Stranger: old?
You: 16
Stranger: old?
You: you
Stranger: 17
You: nice
Stranger: boy
Stranger: norway
Stranger: Got msn?
You: just kidding i have a GIANT THROBBING COCK WANT TO SUCK IT?????????????
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Last edited by Mitch (2009-04-06 20:15:34)
15 more years! 15 more years!
i got matched up with an anon, he asked me what do if a aligator was attacking, i responded with barrel roll
Stranger: strangely hold
You: hold what
Stranger: the donkey
You: but hes attacking you
You: if you hold him
You: he'll kill you
You: what do you do
You: times ticking that donkey is angry
Stranger: i bite his ear off
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wat
along the same lines
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Stranger: hi
You: you are being attacked by a donkey what do you do
You: hi
Stranger: run for the nearest tree and climb it?
You: the donkey can run faster than you
You: try again
Stranger: pick up the big stick on the ground next to me and try to scare him with it?
You: when you bend over to pick up the stick he rams you
Stranger: oh no..
Stranger: that's not good....
You: you're on the ground and hes staring at you
Stranger: uuhhmmm...
You: what do you do
Stranger: I take my 'net gun' out of my back pocket and shoot a net at him, entangling all of his limbs... and preventing his mouth from biting
Stranger: ...
You: as you pull your net gun out, it goes off and wraps you in your net gun
You: the donkey begins to bite through the net
You: what do you do...
Stranger: I would use my donkey whispering skills and try to calm him down and let him know I don't want to hurt him...
You: when the donkey knocked you on the ground you became unable to talk
You: thus your whispering skills don't work
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
You: time is ticking and that donkey is hungry
Stranger: I think if all of these situations occur, clearly the world is conspiring against me and the donkey deserves to have some lunch
You: good call
You: ill give you that one
Stranger: interesting ice breaker
You: yes
You: very
You: hold what
Stranger: the donkey
You: but hes attacking you
You: if you hold him
You: he'll kill you
You: what do you do
You: times ticking that donkey is angry
Stranger: i bite his ear off
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wat
along the same lines
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Stranger: hi
You: you are being attacked by a donkey what do you do
You: hi
Stranger: run for the nearest tree and climb it?
You: the donkey can run faster than you
You: try again
Stranger: pick up the big stick on the ground next to me and try to scare him with it?
You: when you bend over to pick up the stick he rams you
Stranger: oh no..
Stranger: that's not good....
You: you're on the ground and hes staring at you
Stranger: uuhhmmm...
You: what do you do
Stranger: I take my 'net gun' out of my back pocket and shoot a net at him, entangling all of his limbs... and preventing his mouth from biting
Stranger: ...
You: as you pull your net gun out, it goes off and wraps you in your net gun
You: the donkey begins to bite through the net
You: what do you do...
Stranger: I would use my donkey whispering skills and try to calm him down and let him know I don't want to hurt him...
You: when the donkey knocked you on the ground you became unable to talk
You: thus your whispering skills don't work
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
You: time is ticking and that donkey is hungry
Stranger: I think if all of these situations occur, clearly the world is conspiring against me and the donkey deserves to have some lunch
You: good call
You: ill give you that one
Stranger: interesting ice breaker
You: yes
You: very
Last edited by bakinacake (2009-04-06 20:36:46)
Stranger: im a 21 year old female... wanna cyber?
You: hi
You: asl/
Stranger: 21/f
Stranger: u
You: 12/f/taiwan
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You: hi
You: asl/
Stranger: 21/f
Stranger: u
You: 12/f/taiwan
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Last edited by The_Sniper_NM (2009-04-06 20:58:44)
lolThe_Sniper_NM wrote:
Stranger: im a 21 year old female... wanna cyber?
You: hi
You: asl/
Stranger: 21/f
Stranger: u
You: 12/f/taiwan
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You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good
Stranger: You?
You: I'm doing good.
Stranger: In one word how would describe what you really feel about Obama?
You: President.
You: wheither I like him or not. Feel good or bad.
Stranger: Yes
You: he is going to make a decesion wheither we or I like it or not.
You: so it doesn't really matter.
You: How would you describe him?
Stranger: But do you feel he is doing his very best for this great country?
You: Hopefully, He has only been in office for what? 2 months now.
You: We will find out as me progress.
You: as we*
You: typo
You:
Stranger: The White House thanks you on behalf of your response to this pole.
Stranger: Good Night
lolololollo
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You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good
Stranger: You?
You: I'm doing good.
Stranger: In one word how would describe what you really feel about Obama?
You: President.
You: wheither I like him or not. Feel good or bad.
Stranger: Yes
You: he is going to make a decesion wheither we or I like it or not.
You: so it doesn't really matter.
You: How would you describe him?
Stranger: But do you feel he is doing his very best for this great country?
You: Hopefully, He has only been in office for what? 2 months now.
You: We will find out as me progress.
You: as we*
You: typo
You:
Stranger: The White House thanks you on behalf of your response to this pole.
Stranger: Good Night
lolololollo
roflfirebolt5 wrote:
lolThe_Sniper_NM wrote:
Stranger: im a 21 year old female... wanna cyber?
You: hi
You: asl/
Stranger: 21/f
Stranger: u
You: 12/f/taiwan
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You: you are being attacked by a donkey what do you dobakinacake wrote:
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Stranger: hi
You: you are being attacked by a donkey what do you do
You: hi
Stranger: run for the nearest tree and climb it?
You: the donkey can run faster than you
You: try again
Stranger: pick up the big stick on the ground next to me and try to scare him with it?
You: when you bend over to pick up the stick he rams you
Stranger: oh no..
Stranger: that's not good....
You: you're on the ground and hes staring at you
Stranger: uuhhmmm...
You: what do you do
Stranger: I take my 'net gun' out of my back pocket and shoot a net at him, entangling all of his limbs... and preventing his mouth from biting
Stranger: ...
You: as you pull your net gun out, it goes off and wraps you in your net gun
You: the donkey begins to bite through the net
You: what do you do...
Stranger: I would use my donkey whispering skills and try to calm him down and let him know I don't want to hurt him...
You: when the donkey knocked you on the ground you became unable to talk
You: thus your whispering skills don't work
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
You: time is ticking and that donkey is hungry
Stranger: I think if all of these situations occur, clearly the world is conspiring against me and the donkey deserves to have some lunch
You: good call
You: ill give you that one
Stranger: interesting ice breaker
You: yes
You: very
Stranger: have sex with it
You: good call
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lmao
You: what is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler
Stranger: hmm, i don't know
You: at least phelps finished a race.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: good one
You:
You: ty
You: ty
You: Why dont black people go on cruises?
Stranger: i don't know
You: they arent falling for THAT one again
Stranger: that's baaad
You: get it?
Stranger: yes i do
You: its funny bc im racist.
Stranger: good fer you
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Stranger: hmm, i don't know
You: at least phelps finished a race.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: good one
You:
You: ty
You: ty
You: Why dont black people go on cruises?
Stranger: i don't know
You: they arent falling for THAT one again
Stranger: that's baaad
You: get it?
Stranger: yes i do
You: its funny bc im racist.
Stranger: good fer you
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Last edited by destruktion_6143 (2009-04-06 21:34:21)
The funny thing is you spelled poll wrong.Bull3t wrote:
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You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good
Stranger: You?
You: I'm doing good.
Stranger: In one word how would describe what you really feel about Obama?
You: President.
You: wheither I like him or not. Feel good or bad.
Stranger: Yes
You: he is going to make a decesion wheither we or I like it or not.
You: so it doesn't really matter.
You: How would you describe him?
Stranger: But do you feel he is doing his very best for this great country?
You: Hopefully, He has only been in office for what? 2 months now.
You: We will find out as me progress.
You: as we*
You: typo
You:
Stranger: The White House thanks you on behalf of your response to this pole.
Stranger: Good Night
lolololollo
lol this is too easy
Last edited by destruktion_6143 (2009-04-06 21:58:39)
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Stranger: can you do me a favor? go to http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=dprsub5g … r5hr9erj0, i need more people visited that site so i can see more porn photos of her.
You: que?
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Lol the donkey thing is awesome.
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: you are being attacked by a donkey what do you do
Stranger: I have MSN
Stranger: Ehm
Stranger: RUN?
You: the donkey runs faster than you
Stranger: Ehm, beat him up?
You: the donkey is stronger than you
Stranger: Shoot him?
Stranger: HA!
You: as you reach for your gun the donkey bites your arm
Stranger: Ehm
Stranger: Hide from him
You: the donkey sees you everywhere
Stranger: Darn
You: what do you do
Stranger: I dont know
You: the donkey is getting more and more agressive
You: time is running out
Stranger: IM SHOWING MY COCK
You: Well done. You scared the donkey off.
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: you are being attacked by a donkey what do you do
Stranger: I have MSN
Stranger: Ehm
Stranger: RUN?
You: the donkey runs faster than you
Stranger: Ehm, beat him up?
You: the donkey is stronger than you
Stranger: Shoot him?
Stranger: HA!
You: as you reach for your gun the donkey bites your arm
Stranger: Ehm
Stranger: Hide from him
You: the donkey sees you everywhere
Stranger: Darn
You: what do you do
Stranger: I dont know
You: the donkey is getting more and more agressive
You: time is running out
Stranger: IM SHOWING MY COCK
You: Well done. You scared the donkey off.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: u from???
You: gotham city
Stranger: sucks
You: hello
Stranger: u from???
You: gotham city
Stranger: sucks
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You: haiiii
Stranger: i hay
You: from?
Stranger: *o
Stranger: Niggerton USA
You: sweet
Stranger: You?
You: BF2s
You: post
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You: haiiii
Stranger: i hay
You: from?
Stranger: *o
Stranger: Niggerton USA
You: sweet
Stranger: You?
You: BF2s
You: post
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I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
wtfYou: wat
Stranger: jahuuuu
Stranger: wait?
Stranger: what?
You: wat
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: wtf?
You: lol
Stranger: rofl
Stranger:
Stranger: i know you
You: this is random
You: WHAT
Stranger: brazilian ?
You: no
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You: ..
Stranger: will you have sex with my cat?
You: no u
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/proceeds to rickroll everyone they see
Last edited by henno13 (2009-04-07 12:12:41)
You: what state
Stranger: chicago
Stranger: illinois
Stranger: you?
You: Cranston, RI
Stranger: nice
You: wish the weather was nice
Stranger: i wish your state was bigger than my city
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: burn in hell fag
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: chicago
Stranger: illinois
Stranger: you?
You: Cranston, RI
Stranger: nice
You: wish the weather was nice
Stranger: i wish your state was bigger than my city
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: burn in hell fag
Stranger: thank you