So who sleeps with a gun next to their bed?

2009-04-05 01:46:06

#76

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6968|NT, like Mick Dundee

Cybargs wrote:
Flecco wrote:
Mitch m8 you know what you need. Some fucking ninja stars man. Shuriken or w/e they are called. Maybe Cybargs or Lavadisk can teach you to throw them.

Or Superior Mind, cause he's azn too!

Also: Man the fuck up Pissydon and Bevo. Get a cricket bat if you want to do some real damage you nobs.
Lava ain't Asian lol.

I got myself. That's all that's needed.

HE IS SO AZN BECAUSE MY INTERNET JUDGEMENT SAYS SO AND IF HE ISNT MY REALITIEZ ARE SHATTERED.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-05 01:59:09

#77

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6239

Hakei wrote:
The last time someone tried to steal from my house, I took my shirt off and simply looked at him. It was pretty funny, he dropped all the shit he was stealing and ran.

Being built > Guns, sissy Americans.

Yes then he pulls his .357 magnum. What will you do then? Do a cool muscle stretching pose? ohhhh that will scare him!

Better ask yourself, "Do you feel lucky punk"? Trigger happy FTW, love that part!

Last edited by Bradt3hleader (2009-04-05 01:59:53)

2009-04-05 02:01:01

#78

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6056|Roma

I have the expandable baton that the police use, under my bed.

Last edited by aerodynamic (2009-04-05 02:22:30)

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2009-04-05 02:01:41

#79

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5857

lol shotgun < lol fists

2009-04-05 02:03:33

#80

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7019

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Hakei wrote:
The last time someone tried to steal from my house, I took my shirt off and simply looked at him. It was pretty funny, he dropped all the shit he was stealing and ran.

Being built > Guns, sissy Americans.
Yes then he pulls his .357 magnum. What will you do then? Do a cool muscle stretching pose? ohhhh that will scare him!

Better ask yourself, "Do you feel lucky punk"? Trigger happy FTW, love that part!

You got a 6 pack I got a six pecks.

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2009-04-05 02:05:47

#81

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6455|what

Flecco wrote:
HE IS SO AZN BECAUSE MY INTERNET JUDGEMENT SAYS SO AND IF HE ISNT MY REALITIEZ ARE SHATTERED.

Cowami has a degree in Ninjaology. He is a tripple black belt of the Aqua ninja death squad. And you don't get tougher than aqua.

https://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v276/46/56/903570155/n903570155_3365396_2513.jpg

See that gold circle? That's his champion of the universe insignia.

The wimpy looking kid on the left was his opponent from last year. Cowami hit him so hard, the guy still hasn't returned to normal space and time within our own dimension. God damn.

2009-04-05 02:06:02

#82

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6883|the dank(super) side of Oregon

aerodynamic wrote:
I have the expendable baton that the police use, under my bed.

single use baton?

2009-04-05 02:07:08

#83

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6968|NT, like Mick Dundee

You all just have to learn to use the Aussie martial art, Jarate.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-05 02:17:17

#84

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6763|UK

Hakei wrote:
The last time someone tried to steal from my house, I took my shirt off and simply looked at him. It was pretty funny, he dropped all the shit he was stealing and ran.

Being built > Guns, sissy Americans.

Probably thought you wanted sex.

Nope I don't. If I could would I, probably not I get drunk far too much for it to be safe.

Obviously it's not loaded for safety reasons, still I don't see the point in having it just to point at people with.

Warning shots hmm if you can get hold of a gun what's stopping him having one and busting a cap in your ass before you do one in his? Fuck that shoot the bastard straight away shouldn't be breaking into peoples homes.

Also I don't see how you guys have that much room in your houses to swing a bat around maybe I'm just poor.

Oh yeah what's the deal with having a shotgun for home defense wouldn't a pistol be more suited?

2009-04-05 02:17:36

#85

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6561|B.C. Canada

aerodynamic wrote:
I have the expendable baton that the police use, under my bed.

Those are fucking deadly. Seriously.

2009-04-05 02:21:58

#86

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6056|Roma

trex1210 wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
I have the expendable baton that the police use, under my bed.
Those are fucking deadly. Seriously.

i know.

2009-04-05 02:23:57

#87

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6455|what

aerodynamic wrote:
I have the expendable baton that the police use, under my bed.

Did you mean: expandable baton police ?

2009-04-05 02:24:17

#88

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6763|UK

aerodynamic wrote:
trex1210 wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
I have the expendable baton that the police use, under my bed.
Those are fucking deadly. Seriously.
i know.

Yeah I had one and it clipped my thumb when I was putting it away. Gave me a horrible blood blister.

2009-04-05 02:27:28

#89

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6056|Roma

AussieReaper wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
I have the expendable baton that the police use, under my bed.
Did you mean: expandable baton police ?

yeah, damn auto correction thing.

2009-04-05 03:37:01

#90

BVC: Member; +325|6998

I sleep with a BFG9000 under my pillow, and if a robber ever breaks in I don't care, I'll drop to the console and type IDKFA before he even blinks - then hes toast.

2009-04-05 03:57:56

#91

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7042|Comber, Northern Ireland

dont need a gun....doberman works fine

2009-04-05 04:15:01

#92

Oisín | Irishpride: Banned; +118|5897|Dublin, Ireland

FatherTed wrote:
I keep a loaded weapon in my bed.

You know it

Jesus mate, every fucken post you make me lol in my pants!

E: I've always slept with my Hurl beside my bed. A hurl would always be my #1 choice of a weapon, I'd pick it over a bat or gun anyday.

https://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288/Irishpride2/parts_of_the_hurley.jpg

For those that don't know what it's used for:

Last edited by Oisín | Irishpride (2009-04-05 04:27:12)

2009-04-05 04:34:59

#93

Burwhale: Save the BlobFish!; +136|6525|Brisneyland

Dont have any guns. I seem to sleep fine. We have a dog as well, and that helps, but have no problems in our area. Dog doesnt stay next go my bed either.

2009-04-05 04:38:20

#94

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6968|NT, like Mick Dundee

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
I keep a loaded weapon in my bed.

You know it
Jesus mate, every fucken post you make me lol in my pants!

E: I've always slept with my Hurl beside my bed. A hurl would always be my #1 choice of a weapon, I'd pick it over a bat or gun anyday.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … hurley.jpg

For those that don't know what it's used for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-wHmXXx6E&fmt=22

This planet needs a world Hurling League and popular support/national leagues in more countries.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-05 04:43:38

#95

Oisín | Irishpride: Banned; +118|5897|Dublin, Ireland

Flecco wrote:
Oisín | Irishpride wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
I keep a loaded weapon in my bed.

You know it
Jesus mate, every fucken post you make me lol in my pants!

E: I've always slept with my Hurl beside my bed. A hurl would always be my #1 choice of a weapon, I'd pick it over a bat or gun anyday.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … hurley.jpg

For those that don't know what it's used for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-wHmXXx6E&fmt=22
This planet needs a world Hurling League and popular support/national leagues in more countries.

Yep, tis' the best game in the world, without a doubt.

Imagine the Brazilians! Imagine...

2009-04-05 05:05:49

#96

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6651|Belfast

Id sleep with a SIG under my pillow if I could

However thats reduced to a knife on my bedside table

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
I keep a loaded weapon in my bed.

You know it
Jesus mate, every fucken post you make me lol in my pants!

E: I've always slept with my Hurl beside my bed. A hurl would always be my #1 choice of a weapon, I'd pick it over a bat or gun anyday.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … hurley.jpg

For those that don't know what it's used for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-wHmXXx6E&fmt=22

Thats the reason why I dont play hurling
if you get hit with one of those or a slither (ball) luanched from it your fucked

Last edited by henno13 (2009-04-05 05:10:13)

2009-04-05 05:19:59

#97

Zombie_Affair: Amputee's...BOOP; +78|6118|Fattest Country in the world.

Make your house and contents less desirable and infinitely harder to steal and criminals will be less likely to target you.

2009-04-05 05:23:08

#98

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6771

I keep a loaded Mk.19 on my nightstand in case I get attacked by Negroes during the night.

2009-04-05 05:25:30

#99

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6651|Belfast

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I keep a loaded Mk.19 on my nightstand in case I get attacked by Negroes during the night.

pic or it didnt happen

2009-04-05 05:27:09

#100

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6771

henno13 wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I keep a loaded Mk.19 on my nightstand in case I get attacked by Negroes during the night.
pic or it didnt happen

My camera is broke and I am too poor to fix it as I spent all my money on guns.

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