BF2S Forums Omegle

I saw this on 4chan the other day, gets old quick.

Stranger: i dont watch south park
Stranger: im not lame
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Again, that looks an awful lot like losing.

My attempt:

Stranger: hi
You: waves around his magic stick
You: want to touch it?
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Stranger: Daddy?
You: yeah ?
Stranger: is that...is that you?
You: get off the computer son, sleepy time
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The A W S M F O X wrote:

Stop gnot.

You are unfunny and tiresome.

i did 2 hours ago smart guy

The A W S M F O X wrote:

Not that, everything, posting, living, being a memory etc etc

looks like you have a personal issue then, sux2bu.

you getting pissed over some bf2s member, just cuz? lol ok

You: Hiiiiiiiii xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: Hi crazy hehe
Stranger: are you from ?
You: I can be wherever you want me to be
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: AOHEOAUHEAOUEAEH
Stranger: be dutch
You: Hoi stuk xxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: ok, be brazilian
You: Oi babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: tudo bom amor ?
You: Yeah I only understand English damn it!
Stranger: haha, really, do you live where ?
You: Okay lets play a game
You: Guess
Stranger: ok, what game ?
You: Guess where I live
Stranger: England
You: You're so good at this game darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: ITS RIGHT ? HAHA
You: Yeah =] xxxxxx
Stranger: you know where i live
You: Netherlands?
Stranger: braziiil brazil brazil \m/
hehe, you hate brazilians too ?
You: No sir
Stranger: (:
everybody hate us
You: I hate my penis (((((
Stranger: why ?
Stranger: i think you have vagina
You: well thats what i thought then i woke up from surgery and i had like both!!
Stranger: hm ..
You: Obviously it's cool like this though
You: You get like
You: best of both worlds
You: if you get me
Stranger: hey! you like rock music ?
You: Sure babe x
Stranger: blink 182, green day, sum 41 .. ?
You: o blink 182 their music was playing when i had my first client xxxxxxxxx
Stranger: i have one band like these
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: fuckin brazilian bastard
You: Yeah thats what he told me to call him!!!
Stranger: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: you're really funny
Stranger: but im stay searchin one serious people
Stranger: like joker of batman hehe
You: Well I'm very good at getting into roles
You: I can be whatever you want xx
Stranger: be serious
Stranger: hey, you're very nice people, but i'll search another girl or whatever you be hehe
You: Yeah I am serious babe
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This threead just supports my hatred of GNOT

You: hi motherfucker
Stranger: whats up father fucker
You: nm
You: you
Stranger: nm
You: what are the chances I'm speaking with someone from bf2s
You: answer me cocksucker
You: answer me pussyface
You: *queefs*
Stranger: guess im talkin to a loser which just fucks his own mom few weeks ago
Stranger: dude you cunt goof
You: physically impossible statement
You: how could I fuck my mother a few weeks ago
Stranger: (i hear pussy talking)
You: but I can fuck YOUR mom a few weeks ago
You: žeat shit,shitfaced shit

You: I must know
You: Do you like shrimps?
Stranger: is this real life?
You: Yes
You: And you have to tell me
You: Do you like shrimps or not?
Stranger: i ..
You: PLEASE
Stranger: dont know
You: I have to know!
Stranger: shrimps. ...
You: Go to the store
Stranger: are .....
You: Buy shrimps
You: And
You: Eat them
You: Then report back
You: I'll wait here
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let's stop the faggotry
You: ok
Stranger: i like shrimps
Stranger: why?
You: I'm afraid I'll have to kill you now.
You: Sorry
You: Nothing personal
You: But...
Stranger: go ahead
You: I mailed some killer bees
You: Shouldn't take long now...
Stranger: killer bees
Stranger: lol
Stranger: did you email then?
You: Have you checked your mail?
You: No
You: I don't have e-killerbees right now
You: Ran out yesterday
You: Sorry
Stranger: they're much more efficient man
Stranger: you should get them
You: Yeah but so expensive!
Stranger: no fool
Stranger: they're free
You: What?
You: Where?
Stranger: you give you the download link
Stranger: hold on
You: ok
You: Thanks ma
You: n
Stranger: np
Stranger: but i didn't give you the link yet
Stranger: wait
You: Ok ok
Stranger: www.4chan.org
Stranger: there ya go
You: AAARRGHHHHHHHH
Stranger: ask for e-killerbees there
You: THEY CAME OUT
You: OF THE SCREEN
You: YOU TRICKED ME
You: YOU'LL PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: lol
Stranger: who's the man NO WW?
Stranger: biaatch
Stranger: now you die !!
Stranger: and i lunk some more
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You:

hi, I had a similar dream yesterday. However, your excesive anal abuse made my ass backfire, and sent a shitstorm of explosive diarrhea over your cock, bed and stomach. This turned you off, and you dick went flacid, but I was hornier than ever. Therefore, I decided to get your dick back to life again so it could fulfill my fantasies. I started giving you a blowjob, but after 15 minutes you were still flacid (what the fuck is wrong with you?). In my frustration, I bit hard on your cock and was surprised when it fell off and wriggled around in my closed mouth. I thought "finally this can be put to good use, and attached it to the end of my rock hard cock. I then turned you over and began to pound your ass, but unfortunately my extended penis pierced your stomach. You let out a loud cry, and laid there motionless. I panicked - what should I do? "what would Jesus do?" I thought. "Fuck Jesus," I said to myself as I remembered the first rule of BF2: if you kill someone in an awesome way, teabag him. And that's exactly what I did. After that I began pressing my penis into your mouth, but being the noobish cocksucker you are, your dead corpse was unable to deepthroat my now 20 inch dick. Annoyed over your lack of skills, I cut off your head and proceeded to fuck you directly down your throat. For some reason my penis got stuck, and when I tried to yank I out, I was sad to find that my penis had lost its glorious extension. "Fuck this," I thought, sick of your lack of sexual skills. I duct taped your head back on, dressed you in a turtleneck and suite, and sent your to the church for a nice funeral.

I wonder what the priest would've said if I had told him that your head was taped to your neck, and you had a penis stuck in your throat. neutral
Stranger: the game, you lost it
You: no u
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Stranger: hi ther
Stranger: e
You: heya
Stranger: where are you from?
You: bf2s
You: you?
Stranger: bf2s?
Stranger: where the hell
Stranger: is that
You: sweden
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 0o
You: based in sweden
Stranger: i see
You: yeah man
You: its an alright place
Stranger: why does everyone always jump to the conclusion
Stranger: that i am a man
Stranger: =/
You: there are no women on the internet
Stranger: i guess your right
Stranger: =/
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