Norway lost 2-1 to South Africa today
It's because you don't have Flonaldo anymore tbh.Jenspm wrote:
Finland play Norway on Wednesday.
Norway lost 2-1 to South Africa today
I know fucking karate
this is the only one ive seen, i wish someone would put it on youtube properly... or if anyelse can fid it ?Flecco wrote:
The SBS adds are truly epic.Nappy wrote:
we get to play uzbekistan for a qualifier
Why .......why are Australia playing Uzbekistan for qualifying? They both belong to different confederations. Uzbek = AFC, Australia = OFC
wat
Holy shit, since when did Australia become a part of the Asian FC?
I always thought they were with OFC
wat
Holy shit, since when did Australia become a part of the Asian FC?
I always thought they were with OFC
Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-03-28 16:57:26)
lol that's great. i wish people in the us would make funny, creative commercials(other than the superbowl ones)Nappy wrote:
this is the only one ive seen, i wish someone would put it on youtube properly... or if anyelse can fid it ?Flecco wrote:
The SBS adds are truly epic.Nappy wrote:
we get to play uzbekistan for a qualifier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrG5JxzgMmE
Norway isn't in the same confederation as South Africa, I believe.Mekstizzle wrote:
Why .......why are Australia playing Uzbekistan for qualifying? They both belong to different confederations. Uzbek = AFC, Australia = OFC
wat
Holy shit, since when did Australia become a part of the Asian FC?
I always thought they were with OFC
Moved into the AFC because we were a bit to big for our boots with the OFC and weren't getting enough real competition out of them afaik.Mekstizzle wrote:
Why .......why are Australia playing Uzbekistan for qualifying? They both belong to different confederations. Uzbek = AFC, Australia = OFC
wat
Holy shit, since when did Australia become a part of the Asian FC?
I always thought they were with OFC
Also makes us more likely to qualify for the World Cup. Made the switch a few years back. It's been very good for Australian football in general.
@ Nappy I was under the impression there were more. That add is so good though.
@ Jens, Mok is correct we actually did switch.
@ argo, humour is the big selling point in Australia. Most decent adds have some form in them. One of our banks had a bunch of great ones last year. Here's a few examples.
This is an add for Team Dry, a team of... well wankers who are sponsored by a beer company here to do stupid shit. They are real.
This is an add for beer made by the same company that sponsors Team Dry.
Last edited by Flecco (2009-03-28 17:10:34)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
That was just a friendly I thinkJenspm wrote:
Norway isn't in the same confederation as South Africa, I believe.Mekstizzle wrote:
Why .......why are Australia playing Uzbekistan for qualifying? They both belong to different confederations. Uzbek = AFC, Australia = OFC
wat
Holy shit, since when did Australia become a part of the Asian FC?
I always thought they were with OFC
Seriously, the Capitol One commercials with the vikings are one of the few that are actually funny now-a-days. The rest are usually obnoxious or just stupidargo4 wrote:
lol that's great. i wish people in the us would make funny, creative commercials(other than the superbowl ones)Nappy wrote:
this is the only one ive seen, i wish someone would put it on youtube properly... or if anyelse can fid it ?Flecco wrote:
The SBS adds are truly epic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrG5JxzgMmE
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
"now-a-days" ?War Man wrote:
Seriously, the Capitol One commercials with the vikings are one of the few that are actually funny now-a-days.
You're 14.
there might be more, that is the only one ive seen, i didnt see it on sbs either.
i dont watch much tv anymore so theres probly heaps
i dont watch much tv anymore so theres probly heaps
Don't think so m8.Nappy wrote:
there might be more, that is the only one ive seen, i didnt see it on sbs either.
i dont watch much tv anymore so theres probly heaps
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
oh, I thought everyone was playing friendlies this week-end.Mekstizzle wrote:
That was just a friendly I thinkJenspm wrote:
Norway isn't in the same confederation as South Africa, I believe.Mekstizzle wrote:
Why .......why are Australia playing Uzbekistan for qualifying? They both belong to different confederations. Uzbek = AFC, Australia = OFC
wat
Holy shit, since when did Australia become a part of the Asian FC?
I always thought they were with OFC
ok then.
Öff......
I'll try to update what went on starting when we got to the airport. But I'm so fucking tired right nao that this will take some time. Pix I'll post prolly tomorrow.
1 bullet, 2 kills
15 going to be 16 soon, anyway I could of sworn there were funnier American commercials back then.AussieReaper wrote:
"now-a-days" ?War Man wrote:
Seriously, the Capitol One commercials with the vikings are one of the few that are actually funny now-a-days.
You're 14.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Okei then. So we got a few drinks at the airport and got on the plane. Had one can of Italian pisswater beer called Azzur/Nazgul/whatever. Someone didn't like it either which we noticed after we landed. We were wondering why it's taking so long to turn off the seatbelt lights to start the rush, although some personel already had entered the plane. A minute later we knew why.
Two cops are walking towards the back of the plane looking semi-pissed off. At that point mr. comedian EnemyofAllkind starts laughing at the Chris Rock skit (How to not get your ass kicked by the police) going "He got weed, he got weed!". I'm hitting him in the leg telling him to shut the fuck up before we get hand-filled gloves up our asses. The cops are walking out a kid who later on turned out to be 19yrs old. He was totally wasted. So we figured this was some sort of safety measure to make sure the idiot gets out of the plane without doing any sort of damage. Nnnno.
The next second when they're walkning towards the door an older geezer jumps up after the cops stating "He's my son, I'm responsible for him!". Hmm. They talk for a minute at the exit and then they start to let ppl out. Yay. No more ass numbing! After we get out the tube to the terminal side I see the kid talking to the cops and I start shaking my head and laugh at the bastard. One of the cops looks at me and asks if I know him. I say nay and reply that I'm just laughing at the idiot and continue walking towards the bus. We get on the second bus and continue to watch the comedy. The scene is starting to look like something that is only missing x5 speed and the Benny Hill theme song.
The proud father & son couple get out and continue talking to the merry men of the law. While the father is doing his best on apologizing, I spy with my little eye the boy walking away from the bus along side the terminal building towards who knows where. As he turns around he is caught by one of the airport referees and escorted back. Finally they're finished talking to them and let them on the bus. Then it's lecture time. Daddy-o starts rev'ing up and the boy wonder in trouble is starting to go pink around the eyes. Crybaby. It's the basic, "I'm paying. You behave. I'm 50 you're 19. Guess who has more life experience." You've all heard 'em (except for this one for the Finns. WE'RE NOT IN MALMI ANYMORE!! the north Helsinki Compton). Everybody near me in the bus are grinning at the sorry bastard and having their laughs. The kid almost starts another scene by giving a go at the door with his fist but that stopped after the first cry-hit.
After the longest journey from terminal to terminal we exit the bus. As we're a good 50m ahead of the brainiacs I hear it. The other guys sitting closer by tell me that the dad had gone first to the bathroom for a Belmont and the kid went after him and he's the one that got caught of it. Add to that they both had been emptying their own bottle of booze in the plane. What a fucking hypocrite! Both had been braking the rules and the asshole is pouring it all on his son! A+ for being a douche.
End of pt.1
Two cops are walking towards the back of the plane looking semi-pissed off. At that point mr. comedian EnemyofAllkind starts laughing at the Chris Rock skit (How to not get your ass kicked by the police) going "He got weed, he got weed!". I'm hitting him in the leg telling him to shut the fuck up before we get hand-filled gloves up our asses. The cops are walking out a kid who later on turned out to be 19yrs old. He was totally wasted. So we figured this was some sort of safety measure to make sure the idiot gets out of the plane without doing any sort of damage. Nnnno.
The next second when they're walkning towards the door an older geezer jumps up after the cops stating "He's my son, I'm responsible for him!". Hmm. They talk for a minute at the exit and then they start to let ppl out. Yay. No more ass numbing! After we get out the tube to the terminal side I see the kid talking to the cops and I start shaking my head and laugh at the bastard. One of the cops looks at me and asks if I know him. I say nay and reply that I'm just laughing at the idiot and continue walking towards the bus. We get on the second bus and continue to watch the comedy. The scene is starting to look like something that is only missing x5 speed and the Benny Hill theme song.
The proud father & son couple get out and continue talking to the merry men of the law. While the father is doing his best on apologizing, I spy with my little eye the boy walking away from the bus along side the terminal building towards who knows where. As he turns around he is caught by one of the airport referees and escorted back. Finally they're finished talking to them and let them on the bus. Then it's lecture time. Daddy-o starts rev'ing up and the boy wonder in trouble is starting to go pink around the eyes. Crybaby. It's the basic, "I'm paying. You behave. I'm 50 you're 19. Guess who has more life experience." You've all heard 'em (except for this one for the Finns. WE'RE NOT IN MALMI ANYMORE!! the north Helsinki Compton). Everybody near me in the bus are grinning at the sorry bastard and having their laughs. The kid almost starts another scene by giving a go at the door with his fist but that stopped after the first cry-hit.
After the longest journey from terminal to terminal we exit the bus. As we're a good 50m ahead of the brainiacs I hear it. The other guys sitting closer by tell me that the dad had gone first to the bathroom for a Belmont and the kid went after him and he's the one that got caught of it. Add to that they both had been emptying their own bottle of booze in the plane. What a fucking hypocrite! Both had been braking the rules and the asshole is pouring it all on his son! A+ for being a douche.
End of pt.1
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-03-29 23:32:30)
Hiya Funky,
At my desk as you can tell but not so for how long, Mrs still unwell and I take her to the docs/hosp once we know an appointment.
I couldn't be live it when she asked me to come over to hers on Sat night and look after her. I could barely read the text she sent me, I didn't realised how pissed I was, must of been that Vodka you kindly brought with you. I almost drove to hers but thankfully my housemate turned up as I did and she gave me a lift. That first pub I took you too will look different on Sunday for 'our battle' and yeah those guys were Hoolies but were never going to start any trouble. I had fallen asleep on Sat night and woke up fully clothed on the bed not in and saw you had text ref: clocks. That was about 12.30am, I was up again with the Mrs at 3am (sober by now) and then again at 5, and 7am's.
I'll need a few days before I can upload my pics, but gf's Sister is very jealous about the vodka and now understands why I was wrecked when I got to theirs on Saturday night 'Shit', she said 'you lucky bastard, that stuff is lethal'. They didn't believe me when I explained how we drank it. Im glad I did because I can't remember fuck all of the match itself, which is a good thing, I can obviously remember meeting you and Aimo, remember the pubs, going to a stadium and you getting on the bus, other than that not too much.
Very privileged to meet you both and I'll post more info and pics when able but got shit loads of work to do and then look after the Mrs. Glad to hear you got back ok, you must feel fucked mate?
At my desk as you can tell but not so for how long, Mrs still unwell and I take her to the docs/hosp once we know an appointment.
I couldn't be live it when she asked me to come over to hers on Sat night and look after her. I could barely read the text she sent me, I didn't realised how pissed I was, must of been that Vodka you kindly brought with you. I almost drove to hers but thankfully my housemate turned up as I did and she gave me a lift. That first pub I took you too will look different on Sunday for 'our battle' and yeah those guys were Hoolies but were never going to start any trouble. I had fallen asleep on Sat night and woke up fully clothed on the bed not in and saw you had text ref: clocks. That was about 12.30am, I was up again with the Mrs at 3am (sober by now) and then again at 5, and 7am's.
I'll need a few days before I can upload my pics, but gf's Sister is very jealous about the vodka and now understands why I was wrecked when I got to theirs on Saturday night 'Shit', she said 'you lucky bastard, that stuff is lethal'. They didn't believe me when I explained how we drank it. Im glad I did because I can't remember fuck all of the match itself, which is a good thing, I can obviously remember meeting you and Aimo, remember the pubs, going to a stadium and you getting on the bus, other than that not too much.
Very privileged to meet you both and I'll post more info and pics when able but got shit loads of work to do and then look after the Mrs. Glad to hear you got back ok, you must feel fucked mate?
Pix! In completely random order.
Look at the face on our poor host. "What the fuck did you just make me drink, raw!?" Come on, it was just 38%
Also saw this at Heathrow on sunday. Huge!
A random local guy having a stag night. Must be of some relation to our ravesaber Sheriff.
Two nil
Game almost over and Kuqi running on the replay to score the goal
The ever so beautiful London construction site behind our hotel window. Insert Auf wiedersehen pet theme song here.
Saw also a gloomy place called Bristol for 5min.
And Emmerdale
Cardiff
Had just two pix of us at the bar and ofcourse the camera decided to go blurry. Hope you have better quality images of our trio.
Plus I still need to buy a better camera.
Left with good memories and a new friend from Cardiff. Gotta come over there again
Look at the face on our poor host. "What the fuck did you just make me drink, raw!?" Come on, it was just 38%
Also saw this at Heathrow on sunday. Huge!
A random local guy having a stag night. Must be of some relation to our ravesaber Sheriff.
Two nil
Game almost over and Kuqi running on the replay to score the goal
The ever so beautiful London construction site behind our hotel window. Insert Auf wiedersehen pet theme song here.
Saw also a gloomy place called Bristol for 5min.
And Emmerdale
Cardiff
Had just two pix of us at the bar and ofcourse the camera decided to go blurry. Hope you have better quality images of our trio.
Plus I still need to buy a better camera.
Left with good memories and a new friend from Cardiff. Gotta come over there again
needs more drunk pics of '27 in uncompromising positions
The guy having the stag do looks like Dafydd from Little Britain.
Welsh countryside always looks pretty awesome. Be a mad place to have paintball or something similar.
Welsh countryside always looks pretty awesome. Be a mad place to have paintball or something similar.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
irish countryside>welsh countryside
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
lol peat bogsFatherTed wrote:
irish countryside>welsh countryside
I have a bottle of Koskenkorva in my freezer. It's almost empty though.