fuck my life

2009-03-24 12:14:57

#26

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6837|United States of America

csmag wrote:
drink it down, thatll fix your problems!

That, just reminded me of the Simpsons episode I watched yesterday about prohibition.

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." - Homer Jay Simpson

2009-03-24 12:16:56

#27

phishman420: Banned; +821|5833

Uzique wrote:
i recommend opiates.

i ate some earlier

2009-03-24 12:17:00

#28

csmag: Member; +92|6599|Canada

DesertFox- wrote:
csmag wrote:
drink it down, thatll fix your problems!
That, just reminded me of the Simpsons episode I watched yesterday about prohibition.

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." - Homer Jay Simpson

cheers to that

2009-03-24 12:22:06

#29

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6085|United States

Cannabis. That is all.

2009-03-24 12:25:31

#30

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6773|London, England

Yeah yeah whatever, you know you're not dumb enough to waste it all on alcohol and drugs. It's easy to control yourself with that shit

2009-03-24 12:25:34

#31

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6833|Disaster Free Zone

Uzique wrote:
a crate of australian fosters to get through.

Heres some tips that might help with your little problem.

1. Take crate (WTF who sells beer in crates?), well anyway take crate to the closest bathroom.
2. Individually open every bottle.
3. Proceed to poor all contents of bottles down toilet.
4. Flush toilet.
5. Go buy some good beer.
6. ????
7. Profit

2009-03-24 12:25:41

#32

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6730|Columbus, OH

If you love me so why is there not a ring on my finger!?!? uh huh yah faggit I thought so

2009-03-24 12:28:43

#33

phishman420: Banned; +821|5833

ya fosters is even worse than guinness

2009-03-24 12:37:54

#34

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6652|so randum

whiskey makes living easier.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-24 12:40:21

#35

specialistx2324: hahahahahhaa; +244|6841|arica harbour

alcohol and drugs= Bad combo, literally destroyed my friends life... enough said

2009-03-24 12:42:05

#36

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6884|St. Andrews / Oslo

1) Go away
2) Stop drinking for quite a few hours
3) enjoy vintage wine
4) enjoy life
5) come back, this time as the real Uzique. This thread needs moar ridiculing.

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2009-03-24 12:54:55

#37

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6623

fuck.

i can afford to be drunk all the time. i can afford to piss away my education. im set for life. aahahahahaha.

listen to wavves.
'to the dregs'.

it'll change your life.
if not

guaranteed refund.
forwardslash bukkake.

im off out again for potato wedges (massive munchies) and to hook up some mean drugs from my greecian contact stavros. fuck life!
seriously you're all insignificant.

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2009-03-24 12:55:56

#38

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6884|St. Andrews / Oslo

lulz

2009-03-24 12:58:54

#39

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6623

jenspm

sounds like foetal afterbirth

amirite

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2009-03-24 12:59:59

#40

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6620

Jebus wrote:
Stop drinking. Easy solution.

Alcohol tastes like shit anyway.

2009-03-24 13:02:04

#41

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6623

so does your mothers orgasmic cum and i aint complaining

eat shit
drink fosters

you know they're the same
smoke weed everyday.
hey-hey-heeeey.

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2009-03-24 13:05:01

#42

Kez: Member; +778|5855|London, UK

You speak well for someone so drunk.

In comparison with Ted

2009-03-24 13:06:12

#43

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6623

kptk dont post in my thread you and your cohort of prepubescent cuntrags are the virtual equivalent of pondlife.

are you even good at tf2 yet.
or life.

didnt think so.
please insert coin, try again, 0 credits remaining.

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2009-03-24 13:07:06

#44

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|5916|Belgium

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Jebus wrote:
Stop drinking. Easy solution.
Alcohol tastes like shit anyway.

I didn't say that.

2009-03-24 13:07:20

#45

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6620

Kptk92 wrote:
You speak well for someone so drunk.

In comparison with Ted

yeah, a quick spell check and the only things that are misspelled are obviously slangs.

2009-03-24 13:07:52

#46

Kez: Member; +778|5855|London, UK

Lmao that was quite a good insult.

In comparison with Ted

2009-03-24 13:09:14

#47

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6623

its because im the fucking bomb

touch typing
not evenchecking
periodical drinking
listening to rockin' surf punk
textin hoes
going to get food
arranging pickups

my technique is flawless; stunning; amazing; orgasmic
line up yo mothaz and yo brothaz
i aint gay or owt

fuck please dont ban me im going to get potato wedges from the bar, brb 1hr. im just playing wiht yall, dont hate

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2009-03-24 13:09:15