I think it's military comedy, shame GS isn't here to translate it for us civiliansMekstizzle wrote:
lolwutIf the Bible is an OPORDER, the Koran is a series of FRAGOs
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And this bitch isn't going to do it for us, he's just gonna sit there and laugh and pity for us fools, being the type of person that pity's fools, rdx-fx, that is
What the fucking hell!
Good, now ill go on a killing spree in the subway and then say god told me to do.
Seriously, what the fuck! What the fuck is our world coming to!?
Good, now ill go on a killing spree in the subway and then say god told me to do.
Seriously, what the fuck! What the fuck is our world coming to!?
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lolwutrdx-fx wrote:
If the Bible is an OPORDER, the Koran is a series of FRAGOs
OPORD "An Operations Order will describe the situation facing the unit, the mission of the unit, and what activities the unit will conduct to achieve the mission goals."
FRAGO Once an OPORDER is given the situation may change before the mission is actually begun or during the operation the situation may change so that the Operations Order must be modified. In these cases the commander will issue a Fragmentary Order, or FRAGO. The FRAGO will state exactly how the situation and/or mission has been changed and what must be done to make up for the change.
In other words, a bit of sarcasm directed at the Bible as a supposedly coherent whole document, and the Koran as a pile of revisions ("no, wait.. nevermind the previous chapter, this is the real deal.. no, wait.. this").
Like most jokes, it loses the humor once overexplained
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Military:Mekstizzle wrote:
lolwutrdx-fx wrote:
If the Bible is an OPORDER, the Koran is a series of FRAGOs
OPORD "An Operations Order will describe the situation facing the unit, the mission of the unit, and what activities the unit will conduct to achieve the mission goals."
FRAGO Once an OPORDER is given the situation may change before the mission is actually begun or during the operation the situation may change so that the Operations Order must be modified. In these cases the commander will issue a Fragmentary Order, or FRAGO. The FRAGO will state exactly how the situation and/or mission has been changed and what must be done to make up for the change.
In other words, a bit of sarcasm directed at the Bible as a supposedly coherent whole document, and the Koran as a pile of revisions ("no, wait.. nevermind the previous chapter, this is the real deal.. no, wait.. this").
Like most jokes, it loses the humor once overexplained
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Silly Mek.Mekstizzle wrote:
And this bitch isn't going to do it for us, he's just gonna sit there and laugh and pity for us fools, being the type of person that pity's fools, rdx-fx, that is
No, a RDX-fX, being a most thoughtful Pooh-like creature, will overexplain somthing to the point of narcolepsy.
what does rdx fx mean?rdx-fx wrote:
Silly Mek.Mekstizzle wrote:
And this bitch isn't going to do it for us, he's just gonna sit there and laugh and pity for us fools, being the type of person that pity's fools, rdx-fx, that is
No, a RDX-fX, being a most thoughtful Pooh-like creature, will overexplain somthing to the point of narcolepsy.
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Know thy enemy. It helps you determine the right ammo to use.FatherTed wrote:
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Know thy enemy. It helps you determine the right ammo to use.FatherTed wrote:
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wait
wat.
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wow this thread is picking up some steam!!! keep on arguing and debating!
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ahh i've missed you blademasterblademaster wrote:
wow this thread is picking up some steam!!! keep on arguing and debating!
i've had to pour out thread after thread after thread to entertain these mindless cretins, and now your posting threads again yaaaaay
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RDX "...RDX forms the base for a number of common military explosives" such as C4.FatherTed wrote:
what does rdx fx mean?
RDX-fX = RDX 'effects' = reference to my former life as an Army Engineer, with a knack for creative use of C4.
Anyone can blow shit up. Takes something else to be able to explosively relocate large items, drop a door with a minimum of C4 used to just 'unscrew' the hinges, or stamp the image of a coin into plate steel using C4... or... nevermind.
The body of knowledge that the good guys have regarding improvised explosives, makes the IED makers in Iraq look like amateur hour at the burn ward on the 4th of July.
I'm amazing with C4, i used to be able to plant it on a Bhawk, fly dead dead high, jump out, watch it sail straight into some peeps, and splode 'em all while i was in midair.rdx-fx wrote:
RDX "...RDX forms the base for a number of common military explosives" such as C4.FatherTed wrote:
what does rdx fx mean?
RDX-fX = RDX 'effects' = reference to my former life as an Army Engineer, with a knack for creative use of C4.
Anyone can blow shit up. Takes something else to be able to explosively relocate large items, drop a door with a minimum of C4 used to just 'unscrew' the hinges, or stamp the image of a coin into plate steel using C4... or... nevermind.
The body of knowledge that the good guys have regarding improvised explosives, makes the IED makers in Iraq look like amateur hour at the burn ward on the 4th of July.
And then i turned the pc off.
Thing ya gotta ask yourself though, is, would you rather be tomfooling around with, quite frankly dangerous materials, or sat in my seat avec a nice bottle of Jamesons doing Geography essays?
I know which i'd choose
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It's called PE4 not C4
Also if something isn't explained to the point of narcolepsy, than it ain't worth explaining at all, that's what my granddad used to say
Also if something isn't explained to the point of narcolepsy, than it ain't worth explaining at all, that's what my granddad used to say
Someone beheads in the name of God and usmarine/lowing are no where to be seen?
wait nvm, he wasn't a Muslim.
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wait nvm, he wasn't a Muslim.
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God told me to punt this thread to DST.
Didn't something similar just happen on a bus in Canada?
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(Think) It's the same story, but this is the ending.Kmarion wrote:
Didn't something similar just happen on a bus in Canada?
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That's a relief. (last summer der)FatherTed wrote:
(Think) It's the same story, but this is the ending.Kmarion wrote:
Didn't something similar just happen on a bus in Canada?
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God can be an asshole sometimes...
"Paranoid Schizophrenic" got it.
http://www.nowpublic.com/world/greyhoun … izophrenic
http://www.nowpublic.com/world/greyhoun … izophrenic
What was he?mafia996630 wrote:
wait nvm, he wasn't a Muslim.
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i'm thinking of making RDX as an end of year prank for year 13FatherTed wrote:
I'm amazing with C4, i used to be able to plant it on a Bhawk, fly dead dead high, jump out, watch it sail straight into some peeps, and splode 'em all while i was in midair.
And then i turned the pc off.
Thing ya gotta ask yourself though, is, would you rather be tomfooling around with, quite frankly dangerous materials, or sat in my seat avec a nice bottle of Jamesons doing Geography essays?
I know which i'd choose
shouldn't be too hard, hexamine + ammonium nitrate + conc. nitric acid = lulz
the only problem is that it explodes with friction so some testing will need to be done to make sure i don't blow my ass off lulz
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Good question but i can guarantee he was not Muslim.Kmarion wrote:
What was he?mafia996630 wrote:
wait nvm, he wasn't a Muslim.
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Ultimate in contradiction. If he believes in God and wishes to follow that wisdom, I'd suggest that he skims over the ten commandments.
Who says he was Christian? I'm still trying to figure it out. He was from China right? Buddha told him to?kylef wrote:
Ultimate in contradiction. If he believes in God and wishes to follow that wisdom, I'd suggest that he skims over the ten commandments.
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