Guys, the man asked a question.rdx-fx wrote:
If she swallows, is she in violation of lent?
also ramadan
cmon people, we need answers
also ramadan
cmon people, we need answers
If you give up masturbation are you still allowed to have sex
If you stop masturbating, kittens will die!!!! Don't do it!Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I thought masturbation made you blind :3Uzique wrote:
If you stop now, you'll go blind.
Your choice, suckah.
Me and my girlfriend are giving it up for lent.. we said "You're not allowed to pleasure yourself, but you are allowed to pleasure each other" so yes I guess.Tripulaci0n wrote:
If you give up masturbation are you still allowed to have sex
What's lent?
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
Opposite to borrowed or the same as I guessUltrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Am I still allowed to play FPS games?kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
Nah. I'll pass the masturbation sabbath.kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
Satan tempted Jesus in the desert with, masturbation?kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
Innovative guy that Satan, must say.AussieReaper wrote:
Satan tempted Jesus in the desert with, masturbation?kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
I wouldn't risk it in a desert, might get sand on my hand.AussieReaper wrote:
Satan tempted Jesus in the desert with, masturbation?kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
Horny little bugger.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Innovative guy that Satan, must say.AussieReaper wrote:
Satan tempted Jesus in the desert with, masturbation?kylef wrote:
Wiki:
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
Geddit? Horny...
Ooooo I c wat u did thar!AussieReaper wrote:
Horny little bugger.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Innovative guy that Satan, must say.AussieReaper wrote:
Satan tempted Jesus in the desert with, masturbation?
Geddit? Horny...
What you could do is make your own church then calculate the 40 days in hours so 40 hours of no pleasure and you can go brag to everyone that you survived lent.kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
have fun with the swollen blue balls then bud. gonna b painful
2 days down, 38 to go.destruktion_6143 wrote:
have fun with the swollen blue balls then bud. gonna b painful
Fuck this haven't had any action from the missus to tide me over yet xD
YOU'RE GIVING UP MASTURBATION BUT CARRYING ON WITH PRE-MARITAL SEX?!?!?!!?!??!?!Finray wrote:
2 days down, 38 to go.destruktion_6143 wrote:
have fun with the swollen blue balls then bud. gonna b painful
Fuck this haven't had any action from the missus to tide me over yet xD
There's a VIP cell in Pandæmonium waiting for you...
Last edited by Uzique (2009-02-26 10:04:08)
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Guaranteed that by day ten your face when you are asleep will look like this:
My record this year:
49 hours
49 hours
Why would you give it up for no reason?
I think you just don't want to have one and are becoming a woman.
I think you just don't want to have one and are becoming a woman.
We ain't dun 'it' yet.Uzique wrote:
YOU'RE GIVING UP MASTURBATION BUT CARRYING ON WITH PRE-MARITAL SEX?!?!?!!?!??!?!Finray wrote:
2 days down, 38 to go.destruktion_6143 wrote:
have fun with the swollen blue balls then bud. gonna b painful
Fuck this haven't had any action from the missus to tide me over yet xD
There's a VIP cell in Pandæmonium waiting for you...
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.
You sleep in your pants?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Yeah. And my helmet.Pochsy wrote:
You sleep in your pants?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.