BF2S Forums The Great Euro/America Debate

ColCarnage wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

yep.

BREAKING NEWS

if you look at the majority of the mentals on these forums, they're mostly from NA

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?!?

IT TELLS ME YOU LOVE CAPSLOCK

more of a fan of left shift tbh

rdx-fx wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

yep.

BREAKING NEWS

if you look at the majority of the mentals on these forums, they're mostly from NA

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?!?

Leave our mentals alone.

You remember the phrase about "arguing on the internet "?

Well, we just skip the middle man and let our 'tards keep busy eating paste and arguing with you all.

Rest of us Americans are too busy with our 40-60 hour work weeks, unlike you 20-30 hour Euros.

And yet, standards of living are better over here

Ahh, the sound of sweet, sweet irony.

FatherTed wrote:

And yet, standards of living are better over here

Ahh, the sound of sweet, sweet irony.

Your houses and pubs are like 800 years old!
The Thames hasn't been swimmable or drinkable in 1600 years.
And the average toilet there has shit stains older than our country.

FFS, man. Rebuild it once in a while, clear out the rats and vermin.

FatherTed wrote:

It's called character

Funny, that's what the Parisians think they've got too.

Must be one of those words that got it's meaning all twisted about after it crossed the Atlantic.

See, over here, character implies "dignity" and "class"

The way you and the Parisians use it, it seems to mean "Smells horrid, carries a bunch of diseases, and will likely stain anything it touches".  And Parisians are quite fond of bragging about their character to any and all who will listen.  It's apparent in their food, their women, their city, their attitude...

I'll buy that Ireland and England may have some dignity and class, here and there..
.. but character, as you seem to use it, is mostly a Paris & London thing.

Last edited by rdx-fx (2009-02-15 10:42:15)

English character and class are far more sublime and of fine excellency than the American counterfeit-counterparts. The ironic thing is that you degrade our 'character' for being old, when everything deemed 'classy' and upper-class in American culture is basically trying to emulate that same history and culture that your country will never have. American people trying to conduct themselves with class and decorum are a joke.

phishman420 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

also, americans are fat.

no u

my dick is fat

no u

War Man wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

We invented America

No, we invented it ourselves. You brits were the ones who made a useless war called the American Revolution and we beat you on that war. There was also the war of 1812 and we kicked your asses good there too.

FatherTed wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

laugh all you want
you won't be able to anymore once we fucking obliterate your fucking stupid island-nation with our nukes
i will then personally travel over to "ireland" (more like FAILland) and dance on your grave

don't bring Ireland into the argument, when about half of your population seem to want to be irish.

I am part Irish you twab

FatherTed wrote:

also, americans are fat.

I'm not fat, I'm a skinny little devil. Wouldn't mind a bit of fatness though.

We were busy elsewhere, had we known that leaving America would have meant you would have come to life we would have diverted our larger armies and made sure you couldn't be born, devil.

Fuck, we were at a disadvantage this whole time.

The Family Guy episode "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea" wrote:

Various British: Oh, I say! Throw the blackguards out!

Nigel: Gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave!

Cleveland: Don't tread on me!

Peter: Yeah, back off! We kicked your ass in World War II, and we can do it again!

Nigel: Very well, then. If you refuse to go peaceably, I'm afraid we'll have to use our superior linguistic skills to convince you to leave.

Peter: Oh, yeah? Just try it!

Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are seen leaving

All: Bye, now.

Cleveland:Thanks.

Joe: Sorry to bother you.

Quagmire: I never saw it that way before. Wait, how the hell did they do that?

Last edited by DesertFox- (2009-02-15 12:27:09)

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

We don't have stupid British accents. Learn English stupids.

Seeing as 'American' derived from English, I'd say; You learn some proper English!

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Thanks to America you cunts have the internet
and GPS
and the iPod

Thanks to the Europeans you now have the United States.

_{Well not exactly the United States, but you know what I mean}

Last edited by RDMC (2009-02-15 12:39:43)

RDMC wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

We don't have stupid British accents. Learn English stupids.

Seeing as 'American' derived from English, I'd say; You learn some proper English!

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Thanks to America you cunts have the internet
and GPS
and the iPod

Thanks to the Europeans you now have the United States.

_{Well not exactly the United States, but you know what I mean}

Actually, you could say the United States exists because of Europeans, too

America had Gummi Bears!!!

Uzique wrote:

RDMC wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

We don't have stupid British accents. Learn English stupids.

Seeing as 'American' derived from English, I'd say; You learn some proper English!

And I'd say learn how to use proper grammar and punctuation!

What a great argument in de Euro/America debate

Name five food or drinks invented by the Europeans that you feel worthy to list and I shall counter your list.

Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer

/end of list.

Last edited by RDMC (2009-02-15 12:48:13)