The Great Euro/America Debate

2009-02-14 16:46:22

#226

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,981|6917|949

America is awesome because you can lie, cheat and steal your way to the top and people will actually champion you for this reason

Europe is awesome because topless beaches are the norm, not the exception.

America sucks because flashing a tit for a half second on TV lands you a half-million dollar fine.

Europe sucks because they constantly get in fights with each other and drag everyone else into it.

2009-02-14 16:49:46

#227

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6886|132 and Bush

The fact that you have to pool an entire continent of countries together to compare yourselves to the US is enough to answer this debate.

Silly debate tbh. We (The US of A) are just Europe II. Anyone that tells you otherwise is a filthy liar.

36,564,465 British Americans

36,495,800 Irish Americans

50,764,352 German Americans

11,800,000 French Americans

354,019 Spanish Americans

17,829,184 Italian Americans

3,105,965 Russian Americans

1,516,126 Danish Americans
42,716 Icelandic Americans
700,000 Finnish Americans
4,669,516 Norwegian Americans
4,417,115 Swedish Americans

1,442,077 Portuguese Americans

1,380,088 Greek Americans

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2009-02-14 16:52:28

#228

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|6999|Purplicious Wisconsin

Kmarion wrote:
36,564,465 British Americans
36,495,800 Irish Americans
17,829,184 Italian Americans
4,669,516 Norwegian Americans

I'm in each of those

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-02-14 16:53:38

#229

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6852|NYC / Hamburg

We have underage drinking and nude beaches

Oh and sauna too

Last edited by max (2009-02-14 16:57:39)

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2009-02-14 16:53:51

#230

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6785|so randum

tis funny going to the USA and so many people are eager to be irish

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-02-14 16:54:14

#231

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6886|132 and Bush

War Man wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
36,564,465 British Americans
36,495,800 Irish Americans
17,829,184 Italian Americans
4,669,516 Norwegian Americans
I'm in each of those

I'm one of 11,800,000.

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2009-02-14 16:58:01

#232

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6038|Roma

Amsterdam.

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2009-02-14 17:01:30

#233

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6876

You all started World Wars One and Two.

Geez.
Talk about violent tendencies.

USA just messes with one or two countries at a time.
You Europeans have this nasty tendency to plunge the whole known world into darkness and warfare on a regular basis

We'll be nice, and not mention the Dark Ages, the Inquisition, The Crusades, etc...

2009-02-14 17:04:21

#234

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6852|NYC / Hamburg

We're just hardcore like this. We don't do half-assed wars with third world countries but always give 100%

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2009-02-14 17:04:56

#235

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6876

max wrote:
We have underage drinking and nude beaches

Oh and sauna too

That kinda explains;

https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg

Or, are we leaving the UK out of this for now?

2009-02-14 17:11:56

#236

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6876

max wrote:
We're just hardcore like this. We don't do half-assed wars with third world countries but always give 100%

You really don't want the USA to go 100% on any war. Planet ends up Extra Crispy, hold the chips if we go 100%

Regardless of appearances, you Euros amuse us. We keep you around for the good booze, funny accents, hot women, and you're just so damn cute when you get all red in the face about us 'damn redneck Americans!'

2009-02-14 17:14:28

#237

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6886|132 and Bush

rdx-fx wrote:
max wrote:
We're just hardcore like this. We don't do half-assed wars with third world countries but always give 100%
You really don't want the USA to go 100% on any war. Planet ends up Extra Crispy, hold the chips if we go 100%
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … reball.jpg

Regardless of appearances, you Euros amuse us. We keep you around for the good booze, funny accents, hot women, and you're just so damn cute when you get all red in the face about us 'damn redneck Americans!'

Made me think of this.

Of course, Europe will start complaining, and Europe's bad mouthing of America gives comfort to our enemies. I mean, those guys values are so messed up they think calling someone a "cowboy" is an insult. Best idea would be to assassinate the leader of the first European country we hear a peep out of. This will probably make us look evil, though, when we want the image of crazy and violent. So, when the Europeans ask why, I'd claim to never have heard of the person: "I didn't even know France had a leader. Sure it wasn't suicide? Yeah, committing suicide with a sniper rifle would be hard, but not impossible if you had a five-hundred yard length of string to work the trigger." Assassination does seem a little extreme, but we're talking about Europe. I mean, what are they going to do other than quickly capitulate under a mild threat of force. We'll probably start seeing, "We all love America!" parades in bids to not be our next targets.

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2009-02-14 17:17:46

#238

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6852|NYC / Hamburg

rdx-fx wrote:
max wrote:
We have underage drinking and nude beaches

Oh and sauna too
That kinda explains;
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/arch … 32314a.jpg

Or, are we leaving the UK out of this for now?

She might not be pretty but still the best he can expect to score. I'd rather do an ugly chick than none.

rdx-fx wrote:
max wrote:
We're just hardcore like this. We don't do half-assed wars with third world countries but always give 100%
You really don't want the USA to go 100% on any war. Planet ends up Extra Crispy, hold the chips if we go 100%
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … reball.jpg

Regardless of appearances, you Euros amuse us. We keep you around for the good booze, funny accents, hot women, and you're just so damn cute when you get all red in the face about us 'damn redneck Americans!'

We haven't had a good war since WWII. Remember, we've got Russia's military and your money in the Swiss banks

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2009-02-14 17:24:51

#239

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6876

max wrote:
We haven't had a good war since WWII. Remember, we've got Russia's military and your money in the Swiss banks

How's that working out for you all?

Neither of them is looking like a good investment this week.

max wrote:
She might not be pretty but still the best he can expect to score. I'd rather do an ugly chick than none.

You sure about that?

Take a good look at her picture, then take a good look at your left hand & some porn. Pick one. Think carefully about that. Noone ever woke up at 3am and screamed in existential horror at their left hand laying next to them in bed.

Unless it was detached. Then that would be more of a scream of abject horror rather than the existential variety.

2009-02-14 17:25:32

#240

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6886|132 and Bush

max wrote:
Remember, we've got Russia's military and your money in the Swiss banks

Working across the border with the Russians? The response? Issuing a series of strongly worded resolutions?

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2009-02-14 17:34:35

#241

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6852|NYC / Hamburg

remember the underage drinking bit. Ugly girls become doable and we stop caring about the state of the world.

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2009-02-14 18:03:08

#242

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6804|Πάϊ

The Sheriff wrote:
Or corn, lol, how can you invent a plant that occurs naturally?

o yeah

we also discovered everything

_ƒ³

2009-02-14 18:05:49

#243

andy12: Banned; +52|6942

Kmarion wrote:
The fact that you have to pool an entire continent of countries together to compare yourselves to the US is enough to answer this debate.

Silly debate tbh. We (The US of A) are just Europe II. Anyone that tells you otherwise is a filthy liar.

36,564,465 British Americans

36,495,800 Irish Americans

50,764,352 German Americans

11,800,000 French Americans

354,019 Spanish Americans

17,829,184 Italian Americans

3,105,965 Russian Americans

1,516,126 Danish Americans
42,716 Icelandic Americans
700,000 Finnish Americans
4,669,516 Norwegian Americans
4,417,115 Swedish Americans

1,442,077 Portuguese Americans

1,380,088 Greek Americans

I already said it should be UK V US, damn Euro's always wanting my carriers and tryna impose their filthy currencies...

2009-02-14 18:07:37

#244

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6804|Πάϊ

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
America is awesome because you can lie, cheat and steal your way to the top and people will actually champion you for this reason

I think we have that here too.

_ƒ³

2009-02-14 18:08:26

#245

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5987|College Park, MD

Kmarion wrote:
Made me think of this.
Of course, Europe will start complaining, and Europe's bad mouthing of America gives comfort to our enemies. I mean, those guys values are so messed up they think calling someone a "cowboy" is an insult. Best idea would be to assassinate the leader of the first European country we hear a peep out of. This will probably make us look evil, though, when we want the image of crazy and violent. So, when the Europeans ask why, I'd claim to never have heard of the person: "I didn't even know France had a leader. Sure it wasn't suicide? Yeah, committing suicide with a sniper rifle would be hard, but not impossible if you had a five-hundred yard length of string to work the trigger." Assassination does seem a little extreme, but we're talking about Europe. I mean, what are they going to do other than quickly capitulate under a mild threat of force. We'll probably start seeing, "We all love America!" parades in bids to not be our next targets.

Truly beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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2009-02-14 18:10:45

#246

andy12: Banned; +52|6942

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
Made me think of this.
Of course, Europe will start complaining, and Europe's bad mouthing of America gives comfort to our enemies. I mean, those guys values are so messed up they think calling someone a "cowboy" is an insult. Best idea would be to assassinate the leader of the first European country we hear a peep out of. This will probably make us look evil, though, when we want the image of crazy and violent. So, when the Europeans ask why, I'd claim to never have heard of the person: "I didn't even know France had a leader. Sure it wasn't suicide? Yeah, committing suicide with a sniper rifle would be hard, but not impossible if you had a five-hundred yard length of string to work the trigger." Assassination does seem a little extreme, but we're talking about Europe. I mean, what are they going to do other than quickly capitulate under a mild threat of force. We'll probably start seeing, "We all love America!" parades in bids to not be our next targets.
Truly beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

God is English and he blesses no one.

Or is that Jesus...

Either way, Anything in Europe East of London and West of Liverpool sucks.

2009-02-14 18:10:46

#247

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6886|132 and Bush

It had me @ "Peace can only be achieved through excessive acts of seemingly mindless violence."/tear

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2009-02-14 18:10:56

#248

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5847|Stoke, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Truly beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

Queer

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
GOD BLESS AMERICA

There isn't one

2009-02-14 18:11:19

#249

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6876

max wrote:
remember the underage drinking bit. Ugly girls become doable and we stop caring about the state of the world.

Okay, this explains most of France, and parts of England.

What about the rest of y'all?

On a tangentally related subject;
How the hell are the Polish women so cute, and their guys look like they got kicked out of Russia for being too ugly and too drunk?

2009-02-14 18:14:36

#250

andy12: Banned; +52|6942

rdx-fx wrote:
max wrote:
remember the underage drinking bit. Ugly girls become doable and we stop caring about the state of the world.
Okay, this explains most of France, and parts of England.

What about the rest of y'all?

On a tangentally related subject;
How the hell are the Polish women so cute, and their guys look like they got kicked out of Russia for being too ugly and too drunk?

Cause they all got ugly from excessive fighting

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