1. Attach taser to alarm clock.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I honestly can't. When my alarm clock rings, I get out of bed, turn off the alarm, then go back to bed. You'd have to shock me with a taser in the balls to get me to stay out of the bed once I wake up.mcminty wrote:
Hurri, reset it by forcing yourself to wake up at 6am (or 7.. whatever). Day after day. You should be fine in no time
Staying up all night worked the last time I wanted to reset my body clock. Came back from California a few days before school started and I was going to bed at 4AM EST (which is only 1AM PST) so I stayed up all night, then the next day went to bed at a proper time (11PM). Woke up around 645AM the first day of school
2. Attach taser to nutsack.
3. Attempt to sleep with metal leads attached to nutsack.
4. Alarm goes off, sets off taser and shocks your twins
5. Wake up
6. ...
7. Profit???