xBlackPantherx
Grow up, or die
+142|6646|California
Well, I've had some symptoms for about the past five days: Consistent and bad headache, constant congestion and a deep wheezing causing deep and unhealthy sounding coughs. I do have asthma but the wheezing isn't that. It's deeper and regular treatment (inhalers) won't stop it. Any help on what it could be? I'll be going to the doctor this week but I want to know if it's something I can get rid of with a certain type of medicine or other remedy.
Rohirm
Fear is a Leash
+85|6475|New Austin, Not
Sounds like Bronchitis.

I'd reccomend seeing a doctor.
mafia996630
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Can't help but good luck!
FatherTed
xD
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Just sounds like a bad flu lol
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6750|Chicago, IL
never had a cold before?
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6878|London
Vague symptoms are vague. You'll need a chest exam. good luck, get well etc.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Well, I've had some symptoms for about the past five days: Consistent and bad headache, constant congestion and a deep wheezing causing deep and unhealthy sounding coughs. I do have asthma but the wheezing isn't that. It's deeper and regular treatment (inhalers) won't stop it. Any help on what it could be? I'll be going to the doctor this week but I want to know if it's something I can get rid of with a certain type of medicine or other remedy.
Sounds like you caught a bad case of liberalism. Try earning 2 paychecks and call me on payday.
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6594|Éire

lowing wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Well, I've had some symptoms for about the past five days: Consistent and bad headache, constant congestion and a deep wheezing causing deep and unhealthy sounding coughs. I do have asthma but the wheezing isn't that. It's deeper and regular treatment (inhalers) won't stop it. Any help on what it could be? I'll be going to the doctor this week but I want to know if it's something I can get rid of with a certain type of medicine or other remedy.
Sounds like you caught a bad case of liberalism. Try earning 2 paychecks and call me on payday.
You need to go back to your medical books lowing, the symptoms of liberalism, or "liberalitis" as it commonly known, are bouts of intense calmness and rationality, an increase in intelligence quotient and an ability to question what is presented in the media. This condition is not to be confused with "conservativitis" which carries symptoms such as intense bouts of anger and paranoia, hatred of all things slightly different, repressed homosexuality and a lack of any kind of third level education!

A large dose of "cop on" and extended exposure to real life has been known to clear up, or at least manage, the symptoms of both conditions.

Last edited by Braddock (2009-02-08 16:49:13)

lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

Braddock wrote:

lowing wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Well, I've had some symptoms for about the past five days: Consistent and bad headache, constant congestion and a deep wheezing causing deep and unhealthy sounding coughs. I do have asthma but the wheezing isn't that. It's deeper and regular treatment (inhalers) won't stop it. Any help on what it could be? I'll be going to the doctor this week but I want to know if it's something I can get rid of with a certain type of medicine or other remedy.
Sounds like you caught a bad case of liberalism. Try earning 2 paychecks and call me on payday.
You need to go back to your medical books lowing, the symptoms of liberalism, or "liberalitis" as it commonly known, are bouts of intense calmness and rationality, an increase in intelligence quotient and an ability to question what is presented in the media. This condition is not to be confused with "conservativitis" which carries symptoms such as intense bouts of anger and paranoia, hatred of all things slightly different, repressed homosexuality and a lack of any kind of third level education!

A large dose of "cop on" and extended exposure to real life has been known to clear up, or at least manage, the symptoms of both conditions.
Liberals are calm ONLY until you tell them they might have to get a fucking a job. THey are calm until they find out their welfare will be cut.

They are calm until they nned to riot for a big screen.


Speaking of paranoia. What do you call it when Bush created a hurricane to wipe out all of the black people in New Orleans?

Yeah liberals are calm and rational all right.


Now please, one of our own needs our medical advice so hush while I diagnose him and tell him what he needs to do in order to survive the next 4 years.

Last edited by lowing (2009-02-08 17:06:47)

Braddock
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lowing wrote:

Liberals are calm ONLY until you tell them they might have to get a fucking a job. They are calm until they find out their welfare will be cut.
All liberals are unemployed now lowing? Riiiiight.

lowing wrote:

They are calm until they need to riot for a big screen.
I thought liberals were all limp-wristed, emaciated, vegetarian pussies? Surely they lack the gumption to riot, no?

lowing wrote:

Speaking of paranoia. What do you call it when Bush created a hurricane t owipe out all of the black people in New Orleans?
I don't think many people were actually claiming that Bush personally ordered hurricane Katrina to be quite honest. I think their gripe was more along the lines of a lack of any kind of centralised Governmental effort to help the stricken US citizens of New Orleans in their hour of need, especially given the fact that the same Government managed to send thousands of troops and millions of dollars worth of military equipment halfway around the world to look for weapons that didn't exist without any great difficulty or delay.

On the other side of the coin however... Communists, Muslims, Africanised bees, laser pens being used to take down aircrafts. You conservatives love that paranoia shit!

lowing wrote:

Yeah liberals are calm and rational all right.
At least we agree on one thing.

lowing wrote:

Now please, one of our own needs our medical advice so hush while I diagnose him and tell him what he needs to do in order to survive the next 4 years.
Sounds like a sinus infection to me... but I'm not a doctor... yet! And even if I do get my PHD I'll be a doctor of philosophy, not medicine.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

Braddock wrote:

lowing wrote:

Liberals are calm ONLY until you tell them they might have to get a fucking a job. They are calm until they find out their welfare will be cut.
All liberals are unemployed now lowing? Riiiiight.

lowing wrote:

They are calm until they need to riot for a big screen.
I thought liberals were all limp-wristed, emaciated, vegetarian pussies? Surely they lack the gumption to riot, no?

lowing wrote:

Speaking of paranoia. What do you call it when Bush created a hurricane t owipe out all of the black people in New Orleans?
I don't think many people were actually claiming that Bush personally ordered hurricane Katrina to be quite honest. I think their gripe was more along the lines of a lack of any kind of centralised Governmental effort to help the stricken US citizens of New Orleans in their hour of need, especially given the fact that the same Government managed to send thousands of troops and millions of dollars worth of military equipment halfway around the world to look for weapons that didn't exist without any great difficulty or delay.

On the other side of the coin however... Communists, Muslims, Africanised bees, laser pens being used to take down aircrafts. You conservatives love that paranoia shit!

lowing wrote:

Yeah liberals are calm and rational all right.
At least we agree on one thing.

lowing wrote:

Now please, one of our own needs our medical advice so hush while I diagnose him and tell him what he needs to do in order to survive the next 4 years.
Sounds like a sinus infection to me... but I'm not a doctor... yet! And even if I do get my PHD I'll be a doctor of philosophy, not medicine.
No not all, some are community organizers.

There is no limit as to what a liberal will go through in order to steal something or get something for at the cost of another. So yeah, a riot for big screen in the name of injustice is well withing their abilities.

Yet they feel they are not responsible for their own inability or willingness to help themselves FIRST. All they did was stay behind and collect. You can only assume this, since you did not hear anything like this from neighboring Mississippi or Florida ( who gets nailed 4 times a year)

Communism was real, Islamic jihad is real, so are Africanized bees.  A laser can also burn out your retina. If you don't believe it. shine one in your eye and let me know how it turns out.

You will be a doctor of bullshit


Good to see ya again
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5889

Wow. See a doctor or use

www.webmd.com
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6594|Éire

lowing wrote:

Communism was real, Islamic jihad is real, so are Africanized bees.  A laser can also burn out your retina. If you don't believe it. shine one in your eye and let me know how it turns out.
Make sure you check under your bed to make sure there are none there before you go to bed tonight... and also, lasers don't kill people, people do.

lowing wrote:

You will be a doctor of bullshit
Possibly... probably!
PureFodder
Member
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If you think you're ill seek professional help, don't ask random people on the internets.
Burwhale
Save the BlobFish!
+136|6526|Brisneyland
If your mucous is clear its viral, possibly flu. If its yucky green its probably bacterial. Either way the doc will give you antibiotics ( although they wont kill bacteria) so get ready for a trip to the chemist. Headaches ( and joint aches) can indicate viral infection.
In extreme cases it could be something else but I dont want to scare you so will keep it to myself.
Honestly I dont know. Go to the GP, take the pills. Get well soon.
xBlackPantherx
Grow up, or die
+142|6646|California

lowing wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Well, I've had some symptoms for about the past five days: Consistent and bad headache, constant congestion and a deep wheezing causing deep and unhealthy sounding coughs. I do have asthma but the wheezing isn't that. It's deeper and regular treatment (inhalers) won't stop it. Any help on what it could be? I'll be going to the doctor this week but I want to know if it's something I can get rid of with a certain type of medicine or other remedy.
Sounds like you caught a bad case of liberalism. Try earning 2 paychecks and call me on payday.
Sadly I had to miss work today which means I don't get my paycheck today.

Btw, wasn't common cold.

PureFodder wrote:

If you think you're ill seek professional help, don't ask random people on the internets.
Well, when I posted the doctors office wasn't open (and wouldn't be open until today) so I figured I would ask around to see if I could cure this via some remedy before then considering I didn't want to be stuck like this for another two days until the office opened. But I was.

Last edited by xBlackPantherx (2009-02-09 14:31:27)

GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6235|CA
Your cancer has aids.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

xBlackPantherx wrote:

lowing wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Well, I've had some symptoms for about the past five days: Consistent and bad headache, constant congestion and a deep wheezing causing deep and unhealthy sounding coughs. I do have asthma but the wheezing isn't that. It's deeper and regular treatment (inhalers) won't stop it. Any help on what it could be? I'll be going to the doctor this week but I want to know if it's something I can get rid of with a certain type of medicine or other remedy.
Sounds like you caught a bad case of liberalism. Try earning 2 paychecks and call me on payday.
Sadly I had to miss work today which means I don't get my paycheck today.

Btw, wasn't common cold.
I hope ya feel better soon. Liberalism is however, terminal if not treated.
xBlackPantherx
Grow up, or die
+142|6646|California
Yet only being the ass of a high-horse is gonna get you shot
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Yet only being the ass of a high-horse is gonna get you shot
working hard and making myself marketable and actually getting a fucking job and pay my own way through life makes me an ass on a high horse? I guess to those that do not strive to such heights would view me as such

Last edited by lowing (2009-02-09 15:39:00)

Macbeth
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lowing wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Yet only being the ass of a high-horse is gonna get you shot
working hard and making myself marketable and actually getting a fucking job and pay my own way through life makes me an ass on a high horse? I guess to those that do not strive to such heights : rolleyes: would view me as such
Ok lowing you are successful and everyone should strive to be more like you.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

uevjHEYFFQ wrote:

lowing wrote:

xBlackPantherx wrote:

Yet only being the ass of a high-horse is gonna get you shot
working hard and making myself marketable and actually getting a fucking job and pay my own way through life makes me an ass on a high horse? I guess to those that do not strive to such heights : rolleyes: would view me as such
Ok lowing you are successful and everyone should strive to be more like you.
Uhhhhhh, yeah, I think everyone should strive to be successful............Are you honestly suggesting they shouldn't?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5889

lowing wrote:

uevjHEYFFQ wrote:

lowing wrote:


working hard and making myself marketable and actually getting a fucking job and pay my own way through life makes me an ass on a high horse? I guess to those that do not strive to such heights : rolleyes: would view me as such
Ok lowing you are successful and everyone should strive to be more like you.
Uhhhhhh, yeah, I think everyone should strive to be successful............Are you honestly suggesting they shouldn't?
No I'm being serious, I'm starting to understand where you're coming from. I guess I had a  Lowing moment yesterday.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6955|USA

uevjHEYFFQ wrote:

lowing wrote:

uevjHEYFFQ wrote:


Ok lowing you are successful and everyone should strive to be more like you.
Uhhhhhh, yeah, I think everyone should strive to be successful............Are you honestly suggesting they shouldn't?
No I'm being serious, I'm starting to understand where you're coming from. I guess I had a  Lowing moment yesterday.
Ya know I am not sure how rich people think I am, so let me clarify.

I have a mortgage that I can afford, yet upside down on.

I have paid off all my debt.

I have my health and my family is healthy.

I have very little in the bank because well, we like to spend money and are not very smart with it.

so to sum up, I am making a living and I am raising 2 healthy and respectful A and B kids.

I am not finacially independent, I need my job in order to survive. What makes me differnt is this, I made sure I am skilled and marketable, so I can find work when I need it.

That is the reality of my little heaven.

I really do not consider me successful, I am a worker bee and I rely on the rich to provide jobs for me to work. I know this since I have never asked a fuckin' bum for a job.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5889

lowing wrote:

uevjHEYFFQ wrote:

lowing wrote:


Uhhhhhh, yeah, I think everyone should strive to be successful............Are you honestly suggesting they shouldn't?
No I'm being serious, I'm starting to understand where you're coming from. I guess I had a  Lowing moment yesterday.
Ya know I am not sure how rich people think I am, so let me clarify.

I have a mortgage that I can afford, yet upside down on.

I have paid off all my debt.

I have my health and my family is healthy.

I have very little in the bank because well, we like to spend money and are not very smart with it.

so to sum up, I am making a living and I am raising 2 healthy and respectful A and B kids.

I am not finacially independent, I need my job in order to survive. What makes me differnt is this, I made sure I am skilled and marketable, so I can find work when I need it.

That is the reality of my little heaven.

I really do not consider me successful, I am a worker bee and I rely on the rich to provide jobs for me to work. I know this since I have never asked a fuckin' bum for a job.
O no I don't mean like that. I meant last night I had a moment of insanity where my perception of reality was warped to the point where tolerance, understanding, and kindness flew out the window. I became a misanthrope for about a hour or two and wrote some crazy shit on the internet about how Islam is gonna kill us all.

You know typical Lowing stuff.

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