BF2S Forums New info on patch 1.04

A feature I've been contracted to write for Dice on this patch is the ability to instantly force everyone else to play the round they way you want. This will include turning off prone and jump for everyone else, the ability to fly at will, the option to set your own score at the end of the round and as a bonus- the player will be allowed as many teamkills as he sees fit as long as there is a vehicle involed, no punish or negative points.

i read on a norwegian site that they will be adding nuclear missiles for not only the commander to shoot, but all players pfc and over will be able to launch up to 12 nuclear warheads at a time.  These 18 megaton missiles will take out everyone on the map and will be able to fire 9 seconds after release of the previous missile.

Last edited by r00fus (2005-10-08 17:38:04)

the nuclear missiles would be cool though. bahahah die mec die!

ahah these are fake
Found out that Fisher Price will be developing the new 1.04 patch due out later on.

For folks wondering what the new 1.04 patch will do, it will consist of the following features:

* Get a rank for each kill.
* Improved bird noises when the flying buggers take off from the ground, they will also shit on your ground vehicle as well.
* Everyone will have to exit the vehicle and riverdance around the flag to get capture points. Bonus points are given if you defend your blackhawk from enemy capture.
* Improved blast radius from the M203 grenade launcher.
* You can now take a snipers M95 and beat him with it, although the hit rate is very low and accuracy low as well.
* Each grass texture is improved. However, lag will still be evident as the terrain is now more prettier. We listened to all you out there who said you would rather have more pretty than playability.

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ryan_14 wrote:

the nuclear missiles would be cool though. bahahah die mec die!

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Last edited by Ludwig (2005-10-08 18:04:01)

wtf is this?

i love these quacks that think this is real..."THIS IS BULL, IM NOT DOWNLOADING THIS"

When will we see roflcopter's or lmaoplane's making an appearance?

Sgt.Gh0st wrote:

Ryan_14 said : * Everyone will have to exit the vehicle and riverdance around the flag to get capture points.


ROFL LMAO hahaha

He probably copy-pasted that from somewhere else, since he never uses capital letters anyway.

And he thinks these were for real. hohohoho.

ryan_14 wrote:

im not downloading thats a waste, why woul du want like no points and it doesnt take that many rockets to kill a transport vehicle. i think whoever made these up at EA was high on crack

LOL  OMG.  He thinks these are real.

Last edited by DakotaDoc64 (2005-10-09 12:51:43)

-Player's CD keys will automatically be banned if they use a "swear word". Bad children!

-BlackHawk's can now take seventy-five and a half missiles from a jet plane before exploding.

-M203s now auto-seek and go through walls, windows, and floors.

Last edited by Justinian (2005-10-09 14:05:47)

Alright, damnit, I just got off the phone with Don over at EA, change of plans. Now they want me to add in 4 new weapons, each of which is based off an existing weapon, but with half the power and ammo. Only the top 4 global scoring accounts can use them, but they must share them. They will be given bright blaze hues, blue, orange and green.

The next map to come out will be from Final Fantasy 7 sans airship. It will have 1 flag for MEC, 7 uncappable flags for USA and no vehicles.