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Last edited by Angelwingz (2009-01-27 22:30:41)
i talked the deputy principal to see if i actually did get them, but then he said I have to go to the library so I'm actually doing somethingTheAussieReaper wrote:
Gee raven, with all those free periods what are you going to do with yourself (won't you be stuck at school anyway)?
i get 7XxRavenxX wrote:
got my time table today, i get 9 free periods a fortnight
but i have to take a class thats after and before school
also tomorrow is my first actually class and its a double free
Oh...~Smokey~ wrote:
Motherfucking Shit. I Was Just Masturbating And Everything Was Going Great. I Was In My Room, I Had My Headphones On, I Was Totally Naked Sitting At My Computer Fapping Away To A Video On Redtube. All Of A Sudden There's This Really Sharp Pain In My Dick, Like It Just Got Stabbed With A Sewing Needle. I Jerked My Hand Back And It Bumped Into My Computer Tower, Which Sits On The Desk. Well, I Had My Stick Of Deodorant On Top Of The Tower, And That Bitch Fell Off And Landed Deodorant-end-down On The Head Of My Cock. Holy Fucking Shit Did That Hurt, And On Top Of That It Hit So Hard That It Actually Forced Some Deodorant Into My Urethra. I've Never Had Anything Burn So Bad In My Entire Life. I Jumped Out Of My Fucking Chair And Stood Up Because It Hurt So Bad; This Caused My Headphone Cable To Get Yanked Out Of My Speakers, Which Caused "oh Yeah Baby Come Deep In My Tight Teen Asshole Uh Uh Uh" To Get Blared Through My Fucking House And Almost Maximum Volume. Now My Eyes Are Watering From The Pain Of The Deodorant Inside My Cock But I Manage To Punch One Of My Speakers Hard Enough So They Turn Off. I Looked Down And Noticed Blood Dripping Off Of My Cock; I Guess The Lip Of The Plastic Deodorant Thing Bit Into My Foreskin As It Connected With My Cock. The Blood Was Dripping Down My Leg.
This All Happened In The Space Of Maybe 6 Seconds. It May Seem Bad But It Gets Worse. Just As I'm Standing There Trying To Figure Out What The Fuck Happened, My Bedroom Door Fucking Opens. My Dad Was Standing There With My Acceptance Letter To Johns Hopkins. I Froze And He Stared At Me, Naked With My Bloody Erection For Maybe 15 Seconds Before He Noticed My Computer Monitor And The Brutal Anal Sex Scene Going On Full-screen. He Immediately Closed The Door And Left Without Saying Anything. This May Seem Embarrassing But My Dad Is A Seriously Conservative Christian. This Happened About 15 Minutes Ago And He Hasn't Said Anything To Me Yet. I'm Still In My Room Trying To Get The God Damn Fucking Old Spice Out Of My Cock. What Should I Do??
cue pony pic~Smokey~ wrote:
Oh...~Smokey~ wrote:
Motherfucking Shit. I Was Just Masturbating And Everything Was Going Great. I Was In My Room, I Had My Headphones On, I Was Totally Naked Sitting At My Computer Fapping Away To A Video On Redtube. All Of A Sudden There's This Really Sharp Pain In My Dick, Like It Just Got Stabbed With A Sewing Needle. I Jerked My Hand Back And It Bumped Into My Computer Tower, Which Sits On The Desk. Well, I Had My Stick Of Deodorant On Top Of The Tower, And That Bitch Fell Off And Landed Deodorant-end-down On The Head Of My Cock. Holy Fucking Shit Did That Hurt, And On Top Of That It Hit So Hard That It Actually Forced Some Deodorant Into My Urethra. I've Never Had Anything Burn So Bad In My Entire Life. I Jumped Out Of My Fucking Chair And Stood Up Because It Hurt So Bad; This Caused My Headphone Cable To Get Yanked Out Of My Speakers, Which Caused "oh Yeah Baby Come Deep In My Tight Teen Asshole Uh Uh Uh" To Get Blared Through My Fucking House And Almost Maximum Volume. Now My Eyes Are Watering From The Pain Of The Deodorant Inside My Cock But I Manage To Punch One Of My Speakers Hard Enough So They Turn Off. I Looked Down And Noticed Blood Dripping Off Of My Cock; I Guess The Lip Of The Plastic Deodorant Thing Bit Into My Foreskin As It Connected With My Cock. The Blood Was Dripping Down My Leg.
This All Happened In The Space Of Maybe 6 Seconds. It May Seem Bad But It Gets Worse. Just As I'm Standing There Trying To Figure Out What The Fuck Happened, My Bedroom Door Fucking Opens. My Dad Was Standing There With My Acceptance Letter To Johns Hopkins. I Froze And He Stared At Me, Naked With My Bloody Erection For Maybe 15 Seconds Before He Noticed My Computer Monitor And The Brutal Anal Sex Scene Going On Full-screen. He Immediately Closed The Door And Left Without Saying Anything. This May Seem Embarrassing But My Dad Is A Seriously Conservative Christian. This Happened About 15 Minutes Ago And He Hasn't Said Anything To Me Yet. I'm Still In My Room Trying To Get The God Damn Fucking Old Spice Out Of My Cock. What Should I Do??
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o/bakinacake wrote:
i get 7XxRavenxX wrote:
got my time table today, i get 9 free periods a fortnight
but i have to take a class thats after and before school
also tomorrow is my first actually class and its a double free
\oXxRavenxX wrote:
o/bakinacake wrote:
i get 7XxRavenxX wrote:
got my time table today, i get 9 free periods a fortnight
but i have to take a class thats after and before school
also tomorrow is my first actually class and its a double free
\o\bakinacake wrote:
\oXxRavenxX wrote:
o/bakinacake wrote:
i get 7
yesXxRavenxX wrote:
lol
I surrender
c wat i did thar?
awwwAngelwingz wrote:
FUCKING STRESSFUCKED FUCK
First day at school, 2 hours sleep, my opinions towards my first 3 periods went from "Hmm, physics biology and chemistry arent that bad!" to "WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK THIS SHIT"
This followed directly after by missing my bus because a moronic teacher made me wait in a line at one gate rather than going through an empty gate to get to my bus which was 1 meter away causing me to walk home (takes 2 hours) = STRESS OVERLOAD. Walking home I walked into a petrol station, picked up a can of coke out of the fridge, sculled the whole thing then walked out.
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oshiXxRavenxX wrote:
almost at page 900
ppft, physics is great nowTimmmmaaaaH wrote:
awwwAngelwingz wrote:
FUCKING STRESSFUCKED FUCK
First day at school, 2 hours sleep, my opinions towards my first 3 periods went from "Hmm, physics biology and chemistry arent that bad!" to "WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK THIS SHIT"
This followed directly after by missing my bus because a moronic teacher made me wait in a line at one gate rather than going through an empty gate to get to my bus which was 1 meter away causing me to walk home (takes 2 hours) = STRESS OVERLOAD. Walking home I walked into a petrol station, picked up a can of coke out of the fridge, sculled the whole thing then walked out.
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way back i had an asain teacher who could barely speak english, it was hilarious to hear her say right angle triangle~Smokey~ wrote:
ppft, physics is great nowTimmmmaaaaH wrote:
awwwAngelwingz wrote:
FUCKING STRESSFUCKED FUCK
First day at school, 2 hours sleep, my opinions towards my first 3 periods went from "Hmm, physics biology and chemistry arent that bad!" to "WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK THIS SHIT"
This followed directly after by missing my bus because a moronic teacher made me wait in a line at one gate rather than going through an empty gate to get to my bus which was 1 meter away causing me to walk home (takes 2 hours) = STRESS OVERLOAD. Walking home I walked into a petrol station, picked up a can of coke out of the fridge, sculled the whole thing then walked out.
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got some new teacher, hes scottish refraction and reflection has never been so much fun to listen to
Naw boldilocks left, i had him last yearTimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Not Mr Bold is it?
Wait he is English. Oh well, he is still funny.
i have a german teacher, he teaches history, and hes a nazi about raising your hands.~Smokey~ wrote:
Naw boldilocks left, i had him last yearTimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Not Mr Bold is it?
Wait he is English. Oh well, he is still funny.
Terrible teacher tbh
yesbakinacake wrote:
i have a german teacher, he teaches history, and hes a nazi about raising your hands.~Smokey~ wrote:
Naw boldilocks left, i had him last yearTimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Not Mr Bold is it?
Wait he is English. Oh well, he is still funny.
Terrible teacher tbh
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