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XxRavenxX wrote:

argh only a week left till school, but then im a senior

Acreta wrote:

XxRavenxX wrote:

argh only a week left till school, but then im a senior

why would you be proud of that?



see, if i was smart, i would have launched a full scale non-nuclear invasion of mainland US as the soviet union.

airborne troops would have been put in first, doing the same thing the japs did to destroy pearl harbour (but a mirror effect, going through polynesia/micronesia to strike california.

i'd have 3 groups, south centre and northern attack groups, to move across america to the east coast.

then when the US armies at home aren't expecting an attack from the east coast, i'd launch special forces teams to go over the arctic circle, down through canada and take out US atlantic naval forces so i could then launch a second naval invasion, taking the east coast and a quick occupation of Washington, forcing congress to halt military moves, leaving the troops that are left on the eastern seaboard of the US disorientated and confused, allowing soviet troops to just annihilate them, and close them in.

then, to keep down civilian uprisings, have the KGB and GRU to keep them in line.

with that, i'd make collective farms for grain and food production, would then in time be shipped back to the motherland for civilians, to make the perfect communist state.

Acreta wrote:

XxRavenxX wrote:

Acreta wrote:

why would you be proud of that?



see, if i was smart, i would have launched a full scale non-nuclear invasion of mainland US as the soviet union.

airborne troops would have been put in first, doing the same thing the japs did to destroy pearl harbour (but a mirror effect, going through polynesia/micronesia to strike california.

i'd have 3 groups, south centre and northern attack groups, to move across america to the east coast.

then when the US armies at home aren't expecting an attack from the east coast, i'd launch special forces teams to go over the arctic circle, down through canada and take out US atlantic naval forces so i could then launch a second naval invasion, taking the east coast and a quick occupation of Washington, forcing congress to halt military moves, leaving the troops that are left on the eastern seaboard of the US disorientated and confused, allowing soviet troops to just annihilate them, and close them in.

then, to keep down civilian uprisings, have the KGB and GRU to keep them in line.

with that, i'd make collective farms for grain and food production, would then in time be shipped back to the motherland for civilians, to make the perfect communist state.

means i get to look down at the little kiddies

also, good plan, i myself have thought of a brilliant plan that involves me going to France with a fork or something which i will use to make them surrender to me, then i would instill the heart of a lion into my soldiers and use them to take over Holland, in particular Amsterdam i will then collect all the week in Amsterdam which i will use to create a giant weed bomb over London, getting them all insanely high then i will use Somalian pirates to cross the English channel, usurp the English throne, take charge of Great Britain. then i will shoot down all the satellites that relay information to America, with their communication from the outside world cut off i will then launch a massive attack against them, I'm assuming taking control of America will only take a couple of hours so i will then use Americas army to unite Europe under my control then ill take Asia which should pose little threat THEN its new world order baby

see, thats funny, but my plan had actual logic.

although, using a super concentrated bomb of weed, or perhaps LSD in a chemical form would actually be a VERY effective weapon, as long is it is so concentrated that roughly 1mL covers  up to 1km².

the enemy would be so out of it you could walk through their lines executing them without wasting ammunition.