Rank Fecal Matter? al-Qaeda being taken out by plague

2009-01-18 20:55:54

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ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

how handy. we no longer need to go after them. O can declare victory.

t least 40 al-Qaeda fanatics died horribly after being struck down with the disease that devastated Europe in the Middle Ages.

Epidemic ... in Britain in 1665

Epidemic ... in Britain in 1665

The killer bug, also known as the plague, swept through insurgents training at a forest camp in Algeria, North Africa. It came to light when security forces found a body by a roadside.

The victim was a terrorist in AQLIM (al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb), the largest and most powerful al-Qaeda group outside the Middle East.

It trains Muslim fighters to kill British and US troops.

Now al-Qaeda chiefs fear the plague has been passed to other terror cells — or Taliban fighters in Afghanistan.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 146286.ece

2009-01-18 21:05:34

#2

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5889

I wonder how long until people start claiming the U.S. military unleashed the plague on them?

2009-01-18 21:06:17

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6456|what

ATG wrote:
how handy. we no longer need to go after them.

Chemical \ germ warfare was the solution this whole time.

2009-01-18 21:07:40

#4

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6904|132 and Bush

They've really got to work on their health plan.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-01-18 21:11:24

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7065

thats cuz the dont have TP in caves. fucking caves in afghan are a fecal mess tbh. they just drop it wherever. at least cats cover it up.

2009-01-18 21:14:28

#6

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5889

Just to point it out before this thread turns into a discussion of the dangers of fecal matter the plague is caused and transmitted by fleas.

2009-01-18 21:18:16

#7

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6904|132 and Bush

usmarine wrote:
thats cuz the dont have TP in caves. fucking caves in afghan are a fecal mess tbh. they just drop it wherever. at least cats cover it up.

Sounds like my first apartment.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-01-18 21:19:45

#8

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7020

thats some serious shit... hope it doesn't kill all of them... lol

Love is the answer

2009-01-18 21:21:50

#9

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

TheAussieReaper wrote:
ATG wrote:
how handy. we no longer need to go after them.
Chemical \ germ warfare was the solution this whole time.

That's what I have said from day one; airdrop blankets infected with small pox.
Worked on the Injuns.

2009-01-18 21:23:07

#10

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6904|132 and Bush

ATG wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
ATG wrote:
how handy. we no longer need to go after them.
Chemical \ germ warfare was the solution this whole time.
That's what I have said from day one; airdrop blankets infected with small pox.
Worked on the Injuns.

Actually you can thank queen Isabella's pigs for that one. She insisted.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-01-18 21:24:13

#11

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

what a bitch.

2009-01-18 21:27:28

#12

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6904|132 and Bush

ATG wrote:
what a bitch.

I thought so. We wont even go into what those douche bag Conquistador's did.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-01-18 21:30:55

#13

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

I think they should still be upset about the Knights Templar, they were here before Erikson

srs

http://www.amazon.com/Knights-Templar-N … 0892811854

2009-01-18 21:34:41

#14

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6456|what

ATG wrote:
That's what I have said from day one; airdrop blankets infected with small pox.
Worked on the Injuns.

I thought your solution involved cooties.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/awesome.png

2009-01-18 21:35:36

#15

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6904|132 and Bush

Interesting.. that type of reading is right up my alley.

I've got : http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0061118 … eader-link

Look at the first chapter .

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-01-18 21:47:02

#16

BVC: Member; +325|6999

If only they didn't act like it was the middle ages...

2009-01-18 22:07:15

#17

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6852|San Diego, CA, USA

God works in mysterious ways.

2009-01-18 22:26:46

#18

imortal: Member; +240|6968|Austin, TX

usmarine wrote:
thats cuz the dont have TP in caves. fucking caves in afghan are a fecal mess tbh. they just drop it wherever. at least cats cover it up.

Many muslims in that area don't use TP at all... remember not to shake that left hand...

2009-01-19 01:34:42

#19

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6978|Canberra, AUS

I'll bear that in mind...

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2009-01-19 08:26:42

#20

Macca: Cylons' my kinda frak; +72|6749|Australia.

Ha, looks like they're in the shit.

...

2009-01-19 08:27:53

#21

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

The term rank fecal matter refers to the quality of the story.

In other words, I aint buying it.

2009-01-19 09:05:45

#22

PureFodder: Member; +225|6589

Surely if AQ have people that are infected by the black death everyone would be crapping themselves. All they'd have to do is cart an infected person into a market place and get them to cough a lot. Old school biological WMDs.

2009-01-19 09:22:37

#23

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6709|North Carolina

Pubic wrote:
If only they didn't act like it was the middle ages...

QFT

2009-01-19 09:33:36

#24

Ottomania: Troll has returned.; +62|6825|Istanbul-Turkey

Ahh I see. they were punished by CIA after placing those birds over Hudson river.

2009-01-19 11:11:30

#25

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6804|so randum

i thought the black death had been exterminated?

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