Master and I > you.
Master and I > you.
You had anal sex by accident... like anyone will listen to you.Mitch wrote:
i went through this condom research thing before i expected to have sex, and when i actually went to my local mart i chose whatever they had there. even tho i was like oh durex is statistically safer blah blah i ended up getting whats pretty much the most popular condom created, the trojan ENZ.
You dont need anything special cause first times are always awkward and embarrasing and weird.
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But they're fucking free!ghettoperson wrote:
Dude those things are like rubber gloves.FatherTed wrote:
the ones you get hundreds of free from family planning
pwntToilet Sex wrote:
You had anal sex by accident... like anyone will listen to you.Mitch wrote:
i went through this condom research thing before i expected to have sex, and when i actually went to my local mart i chose whatever they had there. even tho i was like oh durex is statistically safer blah blah i ended up getting whats pretty much the most popular condom created, the trojan ENZ.
You dont need anything special cause first times are always awkward and embarrasing and weird.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Hey, he only had one party and never invited us back again, not even for tea and crumpets.Parker wrote:
aaawww, someone wants attention.Kashmir wrote:
better.....Hurricane2k9 wrote:
What would this forum be without '27?
thats cute
That's the best kind, you can go for hoursghettoperson wrote:
But they make drunk, lack-of-any-sensation-in-my-penis sex even worse! This hasn't happened to me...FatherTed wrote:
But they're fucking free!ghettoperson wrote:
Dude those things are like rubber gloves.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Had to make one of my few posts of the year . See you all in a few months.DesertFox- wrote:
Hey, he only had one party and never invited us back again, not even for tea and crumpets.Parker wrote:
aaawww, someone wants attention.Kashmir wrote:
better.....
thats cute
Or you get bored and pass out...FatherTed wrote:
That's the best kind, you can go for hoursghettoperson wrote:
But they make drunk, lack-of-any-sensation-in-my-penis sex even worse! This hasn't happened to me...FatherTed wrote:
But they're fucking free!
I'll tell you what NOT to go for! Durex pleasuremax warming. The warming kills stamina. With normal pleasuremax, girls complemented me on my stamina (hell thats how I ended up sleeping with my neighbour, she heard me n this girl going at it through the wall, she wanted some after that, didnt care she was 9 years older than me!) But durex warming kills my stamina, its not cool!
truthbennisboy wrote:
I'll tell you what NOT to go for! Durex pleasuremax warming. The warming kills stamina. With normal pleasuremax, girls complemented me on my stamina (hell thats how I ended up sleeping with my neighbour, she heard me n this girl going at it through the wall, she wanted some after that, didnt care she was 9 years older than me!) But durex warming kills my stamina, its not cool!
you just end up having a lovely shag, and being toooo comfortable after
ribbed is where its at
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Yeah boi, ribbed is the fun one.FatherTed wrote:
truthbennisboy wrote:
I'll tell you what NOT to go for! Durex pleasuremax warming. The warming kills stamina. With normal pleasuremax, girls complemented me on my stamina (hell thats how I ended up sleeping with my neighbour, she heard me n this girl going at it through the wall, she wanted some after that, didnt care she was 9 years older than me!) But durex warming kills my stamina, its not cool!
you just end up having a lovely shag, and being toooo comfortable after
ribbed is where its at
we were fuckin doggy style in my bathroom while my rents were home and it came out and i put it in her ass for one push. so.Toilet Sex wrote:
You had anal sex by accident... like anyone will listen to you.Mitch wrote:
i went through this condom research thing before i expected to have sex, and when i actually went to my local mart i chose whatever they had there. even tho i was like oh durex is statistically safer blah blah i ended up getting whats pretty much the most popular condom created, the trojan ENZ.
You dont need anything special cause first times are always awkward and embarrasing and weird.
15 more years! 15 more years!
classy bird much?Mitch wrote:
we were fuckin doggy style in my bathroom while my rents were home and it came out and i put it in her ass for one push. so.Toilet Sex wrote:
You had anal sex by accident... like anyone will listen to you.Mitch wrote:
i went through this condom research thing before i expected to have sex, and when i actually went to my local mart i chose whatever they had there. even tho i was like oh durex is statistically safer blah blah i ended up getting whats pretty much the most popular condom created, the trojan ENZ.
You dont need anything special cause first times are always awkward and embarrasing and weird.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Did she scream? Or was she already loose from other men?
Prob wasn't a case of her being too loose.ghettoperson wrote:
Did she scream? Or was she already loose from other men?
If you know what i mean...
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I use Magnum, 'cause I got a big cock
He hasn't hit puberty yet?FatherTed wrote:
Prob wasn't a case of her being too loose.ghettoperson wrote:
Did she scream? Or was she already loose from other men?
If you know what i mean...
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Nah, he's just got a tiny dickToilet Sex wrote:
He hasn't hit puberty yet?FatherTed wrote:
Prob wasn't a case of her being too loose.ghettoperson wrote:
Did she scream? Or was she already loose from other men?
If you know what i mean...
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
FatherTed wrote:
Nah, he's just got a tiny dickToilet Sex wrote:
He hasn't hit puberty yet?FatherTed wrote:
Prob wasn't a case of her being too loose.
If you know what i mean...
♥
learn control and pull out ya wanker. god gave women many targets for a reason.
Hahaha, doesn't work when they are weird about that.usmarine wrote:
learn control and pull out ya wanker. god gave women many targets for a reason.
Ah, the good ol' "pull out 'n' pray" method. I know a few people who were conceived that way, including at least one family member.xBlackPantherx wrote:
Hahaha, doesn't work when they are weird about that.usmarine wrote:
learn control and pull out ya wanker. god gave women many targets for a reason.
I use magnums, but even those condoms are REALLY tight on my balls.
40 year old virgin stylee?RoosterCantrell wrote:
I use magnums, but even those condoms are REALLY tight on my balls.
ultra thin feels better or no condom at all lolzWreckognize wrote:
Don't go too crazy with ultra thin. I had one pop once. I prefer just regular Trojans.