TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6661|Brisbane, Australia

Yeh, defs not ey bru. I wouldnt show people in the new school that picture if I was mr tasjic though.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

XxRavenxX wrote:

i got a kill streak of 10 then some girl runs around the corner and blows me away
Sentence finishes too late tbf.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6374|what

XxRavenxX wrote:

i got a kill streak of 10 then some girl runs around the corner and blows me
Cheez stopped reading here.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

TheAussieReaper wrote:

XxRavenxX wrote:

i got a kill streak of 10 then some girl runs around the corner and blows me
Cheez stopped reading here.
Should go into publishing methinks.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6374|what

Cheez wrote:

Should go into publishing methinks.
I can write murder mysteries.

In the online fps system, the people are represented by two separate yet unequally powerful groups: the noobs, who ruin the game, and the ass kicking pros, who prosecute the noob tubers. These are their stories.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

Doong Doong

Ya I have no idea what it means.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
SouthernCross
Member
+9|5875|AU-Brisbane
Au!
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6544|Orrstrayleea
You're too kool for school m80
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6627|NSW, Australia

theres some asswipe in my street who lets his annoying car alarm ring for 10min almost everyday

...i hate him.



also fenris your old thang has been stolen

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index … pic=940844

Last edited by XxRavenxX (2009-01-12 22:03:43)

AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6374|what

Type up a letter warning the cunt that you'll break his windows if he does it again. Place it on his windshield during the night. Problem solved. *strong language used to imply the type of wording your letter should contain

Make sure not to get your fingerprints and dna all over the letter too, just in case. lol
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
+126|6056|Australia

Cheez wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_strip
why would he want the car to stay where it is?
https://battlelog-cdn.battlefield.com/public/profile/bf3/kit-icon-recon.png?v=3173239
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

1. Put spike strip under car
2. Wait
3. Tyres asplode
4. Car goes to Beaurepaires for a couple days
5. Car comes back again
6. Repeat
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6627|NSW, Australia

well i could go through all that effort or i could throw a brick through the window
dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
+126|6056|Australia

XxRavenxX wrote:

well i could go through all that effort or i could throw a brick through the window
lock his doors and windows shut so he can't get out and eventually becomes agoraphobic
https://battlelog-cdn.battlefield.com/public/profile/bf3/kit-icon-recon.png?v=3173239
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6853|Finland

Cheez wrote:

1. Put spike strip under car
2. Wait
3. Tyres asplode
4. Car goes to Beaurepaires for a couple days
5. Car comes back again
6. Repeat
Tires (tyres for you that speak the Queens English) are too easy to replace. I'd go with:

1. Wait until the wee hours of the night, preferrably between Sunday and Monday.
2. Jack up front end of car with reliable and quiet hydraulic jacks, as displayed here.
3. Crawl under car with a wrench (one that opens up to M14/M16 size will probably suffice) and this oil change container for extra stealthyness.
4. Open bottom plug and drain the oil into the container.
5. Replace plug and crawl out with the filled canister and the wrench.
6. Lower front end.
7. Exit location with all material mentioned above, leave no trace.
8. Enjoy as the car is at the shop for weeks for an engine overhaul.
I need around tree fiddy.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

My method is superior purely because of Step 6.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6844|Little Bentcock

DonFck wrote:

Cheez wrote:

1. Put spike strip under car
2. Wait
3. Tyres asplode
4. Car goes to Beaurepaires for a couple days
5. Car comes back again
6. Repeat
Tires (tyres for you that speak the Queens English) are too easy to replace. I'd go with:

1. Wait until the wee hours of the night, preferrably between Sunday and Monday.
2. Jack up front end of car with reliable and quiet hydraulic jacks, as displayed here.
3. Crawl under car with a wrench (one that opens up to M14/M16 size will probably suffice) and this oil change container for extra stealthyness.
4. Open bottom plug and drain the oil into the container.
5. Replace plug and crawl out with the filled canister and the wrench.
6. Lower front end.
7. Exit location with all material mentioned above, leave no trace.
8. Enjoy as the car is at the shop for weeks for an engine overhaul.
.....

win
~Smokey~
Steve Irwin Reincarnate
+396|6759|Internetfitlerland

DonFck wrote:

Cheez wrote:

1. Put spike strip under car
2. Wait
3. Tyres asplode
4. Car goes to Beaurepaires for a couple days
5. Car comes back again
6. Repeat
Tires (tyres for you that speak the Queens English) are too easy to replace. I'd go with:

1. Wait until the wee hours of the night, preferrably between Sunday and Monday.
2. Jack up front end of car with reliable and quiet hydraulic jacks, as displayed here.
3. Crawl under car with a wrench (one that opens up to M14/M16 size will probably suffice) and this oil change container for extra stealthyness.
4. Open bottom plug and drain the oil into the container.
5. Replace plug and crawl out with the filled canister and the wrench.
6. Lower front end.
7. Exit location with all material mentioned above, leave no trace.
8. Enjoy as the car is at the shop for weeks for an engine overhaul.
1. Slash tyres (x4)

Simple, effective.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6374|what

https://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/template-assets-custom/images/car-fire.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
~Smokey~
Steve Irwin Reincarnate
+396|6759|Internetfitlerland

I take your burning truck, and raise you a car bomb

https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200709/r184852_687001.jpg

Hes guaranteed to never leave that alarm on again...
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6374|what

It looks better with a white background, but:

https://www.abload.de/img/composite2my258ib.gifhttps://www.abload.de/img/composite2my258ib.gif
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6660|King Of The Islands

~Smokey~ wrote:

I take your burning truck, and raise you a car bomb

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200709/r184852_687001.jpg

Hes guaranteed to never leave that alarm on again...
Arabs must really hate car alarms.


That's just a rip off of this but without the awsm music.

Last edited by Cheez (2009-01-13 04:35:16)

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6661|Brisbane, Australia

sure cheez
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
SouthernCross
Member
+9|5875|AU-Brisbane

DonFck wrote:

Cheez wrote:

1. Put spike strip under car
2. Wait
3. Tyres asplode
4. Car goes to Beaurepaires for a couple days
5. Car comes back again
6. Repeat
Tires (tyres for you that speak the Queens English) are too easy to replace. I'd go with:

1. Wait until the wee hours of the night, preferrably between Sunday and Monday.
2. Jack up front end of car with reliable and quiet hydraulic jacks, as displayed here.
3. Crawl under car with a wrench (one that opens up to M14/M16 size will probably suffice) and this oil change container for extra stealthyness.
4. Open bottom plug and drain the oil into the container.
5. Replace plug and crawl out with the filled canister and the wrench.
6. Lower front end.
7. Exit location with all material mentioned above, leave no trace.
8. Enjoy as the car is at the shop for weeks for an engine overhaul.
Until you start it and the oil light comes on.....

durrrrrrp

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