BF2S Forums you know when someone is a noob when they do the following

2. they play assault class and 90% of their kills is from noob toobing.

The N00b tube was named by the skilled folks who could use it

3. take out a machine gun and shoot tanks with it

I know, that sucks, I mean if the tanks on fire and your the last person to shoot it, who cares if u get the kills, huh? I guess you dont need the points.......

4. you grenade a room and at the same time someone runs in front of you only to be killed by your grenade..
    then he punishes you...

Im guessing your the kinda muppet that fires grenades into a room from behind the attacking troops, Then whines, as you are here, about the entire squad punishing you for your stupidity..

5. SPAWN KILL over and over .

Yeah, for example, Your in a squad, 2 men on the flag at hotel on kark and its better for you to run up the stairs and join them as the opposing team spawns and grenades the hell out of you and your 2 mates. Its much better to go out in a blaze of glory than cover those pesky spawns......

6. someone asking you for a knife fight

Hell those people suck, I mean playing for fun..... The nerve of it!

8. you are in a jeep and you are the gunner.. he drives straight towards a tank and you get killed.

Due to the crystal ball feature not being installed in the jeep, post 1.20 this happens, deal with it.....

10.  people who dont defend flags .. you take a flag .. get greedy to take another flag only to have that flag you captured 5 min ago to be taken back by the enemy.

Should have entitled 10, point whoring morons who stand @ the front of Kark on hotel , never moving and letting all backward points get captured own!

11. snipers in a tank..

Why in the name of god would you not be a sniper in a tank? Mabey he needs the time as class, mabey it spawned as he spawned, Hell mabey he just likes being a sniper in a tank?

12. medics in a jet bomber.

This is the best class to be in a jet.........................

13. people who whine and cry..

just as you are doing here or do you only mean on in game voice coms, something im sure you are not  a stranger to either?

14. after all of the bases have been captured.. you push the fight to their main base. then they tell you that you are base raping.

Cheap kills and lack of defense of other points = breakout.

I note you failed to link your stats on this post, I wonder why?

Last edited by WaRgAsM (2006-03-16 03:24:34)

specialistx2324 wrote:

1. at the beginning of the match.. your teammate takes a vehicle without asking anyone if they need a ride.
    he takes off to take a flag only a few seconds later he ends up dead. then you have to walk or run for 5 min
    just to get things done.

Fucking annoying on Clean Sweep or Fu Shee Pass...

specialistx2324 wrote:

3. take out a machine gun and shoot tanks with it

Or even better.. if you pass a tank/apc in a buggy undiscovered because he looked elswhere ... THEN ITS BEST to fire the friggin mounted at him so he shurely recognizes you.

specialistx2324 wrote:

4. you grenade a room and at the same time someone runs in front of you only to be killed by your grenade..
    then he punishes you...

or he throws a grenade in a room where thers too many blue dots...

specialistx2324 wrote:

6. someone asking you for a knife fight

Better than what happened to me..."Lets PvP!"

specialistx2324 wrote:

7. snipers that team kill you with their rifles

I accidentially did this myself once... back then it was the first time I killed a guy with one shot. XD

specialistx2324 wrote:

8. you are in a jeep and you are the gunner.. he drives straight towards a tank and you get killed.

or in the water where there is no road...
or you drive and enter an enemy base seeing the enemy just leaving to the other direction and he fires the mg just to let them know: we are here, please come back to kill ous(they never really hit one anyway.)

specialistx2324 wrote:

9. people who try to fly a plane only to crash a few seconds later because they dont know how to fly. then  you try to get a plane... only for him to lay down in the runway so that you tk him and you get punished.

or if you are the only one at an enemy flag sourrounded but undetected, bomb the shit outta that flag

specialistx2324 wrote:

10.  people who dont defend flags .. you take a flag .. get greedy to take another flag only to have that flag you captured 5 min ago to be taken back by the enemy.

what ... they take flags where you play?

specialistx2324 wrote:

11. snipers in a tank..

thats something I have to do on certain maps myself... for example on wake island... the first base you are the only one defending so I'm usually a sniper to at least get a few kills while defending a flag.
Should there be an enemy in the base you just jump into the tank to defend... but other than that if you plan to armour, you are right.
(Always very astound when I play Sniper and dont get the best sniper score if only a tank whore has more points than me IAR.)

specialistx2324 wrote:

15. spec ops players who dont take out assets.

or who place their c4 on bridges to kill the only option for the vehicles to get out and take new flags
Karkand.. nuff said.

EvilMonkeySlayer wrote:

I create a sniper team with the express purpose that snipers can help each other, call in crates, artillery etc. But I hate idiots who join the team and aren't a sniper. I'd understand if they joined as a medic or support to provide us with health and ammo, then proceeded to do that job.. but the idiots always join and give away our locations.

Sniper, the LEAST useful class in bf2.

EvilMonkeySlayer wrote:

I create a sniper team with the express purpose that snipers can help each other, call in crates, artillery etc. But I hate idiots who join the team and aren't a sniper. I'd understand if they joined as a medic or support to provide us with health and ammo, then proceeded to do that job.. but the idiots always join and give away our locations.

17. People who don't know how to lock a Squad?  :-)

dracul wrote:

3. take out a machine gun and shoot tanks with it

I must say, I have done this myself and I am no noob.

In my defense, its so the tank would blast ME and not my squadmate running up from the other side with his c4 :-D

I've done this too. Maybe throw a grenade to get a tanks attention and whip out the machine gun and at least try to take the gunner out, while my buddy plants the c4. But I must admit that I've pulled out a machine gun on a chopper. I had weakened it up quite a bit and was able to take it out with the PKM. Only took a couple rounds. Amazed the heck out of me!

Last edited by Citizen One (2006-03-17 07:20:20)

Citizen One wrote:

HEY I NEED A RIDE!
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In response to your #12 regarding pilots who fly as medics...

There really isn't a better class to fly as than the medic. 

1.  As stated before, you heal yourself when going out of bounds.  Not only that, but it lets you stay out of bounds longer than any other kit.  Those extra seconds can be the deciding factor of whether or not you're able to survive long enough to get back in bounds and/or under control.

2.  If you notice that a teammate has died in the vicinity of a flag on your mini-map, you can almost be certain that an enemy has killed them and is attempting to take that flag.  One quick strafing run with the cannon or a single bomb will usually award you with at least one kill and a +2 point bonus for flag defense.

Another kit which is not such a bad choice is engineer.  If your team's artillery is taken out, one swift pass over the artillery emplacements (flying low and at cruising speed) can, and usually does, repair it enough to start working again.  Sure, you don't get repair points for this, but it lets your commander keep using his toys to support your team.

Flying as a sniper with an M95 is just asking for trouble.  If you're waiting for a jet to spawn and other teammates are around you waiting for it, as well, you run the risk of getting TK'ed even before it spawns.  Why?  Because they're thinking that if you don't get the jet first, you're going to snipe them out.  Also, if you have to bail because you're under heavy gun/missile fire and your jet has taken a lot of damage, parachuting in as a sniper probably isn't going to help your life expectancy time at all.  At least pick a kit that will ensure you a chance of survival if you end up having to bail.

I think there is some frustration with medics in planes because it *appears* that the medic doesn't care aout the team. It's like a support guy refusing to give out ammo.

solar fire gets the message about noob medics in jets.... looks like the most of the people who think that medics should be in jets are just noobs..

medics in blackhawk helicopters... even better.

I was in a tank and some guy started shooting at me with a PKM

I waited for a few seconds to show him it wasnt doing anything.

then blew him up with a shell