Dilbert_X
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'Viagra lure' for Afghan warlords

America's CIA has found a novel way to gain information from fickle Afghan warlords - supplying sex-enhancing drug Viagra, a US media report says.
The Washington Post said it was one of a number of enticements being used.

In one case, a 60-year-old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days later detailed Taleban movements in return for more.
"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people," the Post quoted one agent as saying.
"Whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra."

The newspaper said the use of Viagra had to be handled sensitively as the drug was not always known about in rural areas.
It quoted one retired agent as saying: "You didn't hand it out to younger guys, but it could be a silver bullet to make connections to the older ones."
In the case of the 60-year-old warlord - the head of a clan in southern Afghanistan who had not co-operated - operatives saw he had four younger wives.

The pills were explained and offered. Four days later the agents returned.
"He came up to us beaming," the Post quoted an agent as saying. "He said, 'You are a great man.'
"And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."

The pills could put chieftains "back in an authoritative position", another official said.
The paper said the CIA had a long line of inducements for the notoriously fickle warlords, including dental work, visas, toys and medicine.
It quoted one private security official as saying that simply handing over large sums of money would raise suspicions about newfound wealth.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7800549.stm

So, instead of dropping thousands of tonnes of bombs, a little lateral thinking gets results.
Are we learning yet?
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Flecco
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Dilbert, no need to be so inflammatory in your tone of writing...

That OP is almost trolling ffs...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
usmarine
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Flecco wrote:

Dilbert, no need to be so inflammatory in your tone of writing...

That OP is almost trolling ffs...
not him?  no.  gasp.  how dare you.


go look at EVERY thread he created and tell me what you see.
oug
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usmarine wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Dilbert, no need to be so inflammatory in your tone of writing...

That OP is almost trolling ffs...
not him?  no.  gasp.  how dare you.


go look at EVERY thread he created and tell me what you see.
oh stop whining, you know you love it both of ye

ffs how lame would this section be without flaming

it'd be like reading the news
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Mekstizzle
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In the case of the 60-year-old warlord - the head of a clan in southern Afghanistan who had not co-operated - operatives saw he had four younger wives.

The pills were explained and offered. Four days later the agents returned.
"He came up to us beaming," the Post quoted an agent as saying. "He said, 'You are a great man.'
"And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."
best afghanistan article ever
usmarine
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oug wrote:

usmarine wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Dilbert, no need to be so inflammatory in your tone of writing...

That OP is almost trolling ffs...
not him?  no.  gasp.  how dare you.


go look at EVERY thread he created and tell me what you see.
oh stop whining, you know you love it both of ye

ffs how lame would this section be without flaming

it'd be like reading the news
go riot or something.
oug
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good idea

never a bad day to burn a bank
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ghettoperson
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Mekstizzle wrote:

In the case of the 60-year-old warlord - the head of a clan in southern Afghanistan who had not co-operated - operatives saw he had four younger wives.

The pills were explained and offered. Four days later the agents returned.
"He came up to us beaming," the Post quoted an agent as saying. "He said, 'You are a great man.'
"And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."
best afghanistan article ever
Word. And is it just me, or are people bitching more than usual atm? I guess they used up all their goodwill on Christmas day.
SEREMAKER
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so its an insult to show the bottom of your feet but ok to walk up to you with hard on



oh and


































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Turquoise
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With methods like these, the Taliban is facing stiff competition.  Sometimes, gathering information gets really hard.  Ultimately, all it takes is for us to stand up for what we believe in.
Mekstizzle
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SEREMAKER wrote:

so its an insult to show the bottom of your feet but ok to walk up to you with hard on
I think you're mixing up Arab with Afghan culture, although I dunno it might be a Muslim thing instead of an Arab thing these days. However:

SEREMAKER wrote:

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Dilbert_X
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Mek wrote:

best afghanistan article ever
Reckon so!
Just think how easy Afghanistan and Iraq would have been if the smart guys had been in charge instead of the gimps.
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Kmar
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Turquoise wrote:

With methods like these, the Taliban is facing stiff competition.  Sometimes, gathering information gets really hard.  Ultimately, all it takes is for us to stand up for what we believe in.
Viagra lure? Yes, I got it.
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Turquoise
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Mek wrote:

best afghanistan article ever
Reckon so!
Just think how easy Afghanistan and Iraq would have been if the smart guys had been in charge instead of the gimps.
Well, to be fair, it would also have helped if Iraq and Afghanistan weren't being run by gimps among their respective populations.  Of course, when you're dealing with the ass end of the Islamic World, things are bound to be rather strange.
Dilbert_X
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Turquiose wrote:

Well, to be fair, it would also have helped if Iraq and Afghanistan weren't being run by gimps among their respective populations.  Of course, when you're dealing with the ass end of the Islamic World, things are bound to be rather strange.
Two gimps don't make a right.
We're supposed to be better than putting gimps in charge of invasion and reconstruction.

Specifically I'm thinking of Rumsfeld and Bremer, no doubt there were more.
Either they were incompetent gimps or chaos and indefinite war against insurgency - with attendant military and civilian casualties - were their objectives.
Take your pick.
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Turquoise
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Turquiose wrote:

Well, to be fair, it would also have helped if Iraq and Afghanistan weren't being run by gimps among their respective populations.  Of course, when you're dealing with the ass end of the Islamic World, things are bound to be rather strange.
Two gimps don't make a right.
We're supposed to be better than putting gimps in charge of invasion and reconstruction.

Specifically I'm thinking of Rumsfeld and Bremer, no doubt there were more.
Either they were incompetent gimps or chaos and indefinite war against insurgency - with attendant military and civilian casualties - were their objectives.
Take your pick.
Hey, I agree.  I think Rumsfeld was a complete fucking idiot, and it seems that even most Republicans agree with that now.
Dilbert_X
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Its reasonable to conclude then that the whole Iraq invasion was a fuckup?
The post invasion stuff was well and truly stuffed, maybe the pre-invasion logic too.
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AussieReaper
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In regard to the article in the op - I am worried about what will now happen once these farmers become hooked on viagra (or should I say farmers wives?).

The poppy seed industry will collapse in Afghanistan, only to be replaced with the growing of herbal viagra.
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13rin
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Dilbert_X wrote:

So, instead of dropping thousands of tonnes of bombs, a little lateral thinking gets results.
Are we learning yet?
We go from killing them to giving them raging boners.... It still isn't good enough for you.  Dilll or Derrrr.
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Dilbert_X
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Its perfectly fine with me, cheap effective, no one dies, they do your bidding and they love you instead of hate you.
Seems like a win-win to me.

Would have made more sense from day one, sorry if thats too smart.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2008-12-29 21:06:55)

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13rin
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Its perfectly fine with me, cheap effective, no one dies, they do your bidding and they love you instead of hate you.
Seems like a win-win to me.
Expecting the airdrop in 10 .. 9 .. 8....
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Dilbert_X
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No airdrop required, just hand it over, shake their hand, its not too difficult.
A lot easier than fighting them.

Edit: Actuallly, better shake their hand first.....

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2008-12-29 21:35:14)

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