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2006-03-10 22:20:35
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6926

duffry wrote:

paranoid101 wrote:

Remember, we're Rangers not some sorry-ass JROTC. We're Elite. Let's act like it out there. Hoo-ah?
Rangers: Hoo-ah!*
Black Hawk Down.

"That's what makes SF so bad-ass, we get the best flashlights."
yep... it was rangers and delta force, and yes delta force is real since a guy from band of brothers was a training dude for the delta force.
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
2006-03-11 07:37:25
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6844|South Jersey
"Theres a fucking rocket in him, sir!"
2006-03-11 07:55:56
E^9.Guarnere
Member
+1|6899
this shit is hilarious keep up the good work guys
2006-03-11 09:07:25
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6868| United States of America
'dis is 'da shit keep it up  *2 thumbs way way up*
2006-03-11 22:22:14
DECEPTION_POINT
Banned
+17|6876|newcastle , N.S.W , Australia
holycrap its its , actually i dont know, what is it



ahhhhh now i get it
2006-03-12 06:50:50
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6868| United States of America

Marconius wrote:

I'd also like to meet some of those new additions to the Chinese forces for, um..quality assurance.  Yeah!  That's it.  Quality assurance...
ROFL  *dies from laughing so hard*
2006-03-12 08:57:58
scorps
Member
+2|6831
i think you guys pretty much runned out of ideas lol
2006-03-12 09:43:36
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6949
No fu**ing sh** lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?*

EA shows much better Camouflage for vehicles.

https://img467.imageshack.us/img467/3632/cammi4mn.jpg

Look its the latest MERCedes APC. (Authors note this is probably my worst joke ever. Whipping will Commence)

https://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6092/mecades5xk.jpg

Heres the picture of the latest one man tank, EA says Stability can be a problem.

https://img467.imageshack.us/img467/6854/onemantank5ei.jpg

Finaly EA says it happened, plane whores have F**cked with each other.

https://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7959/traing6ir.jpg
2006-03-12 10:56:50
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6918|Charlie One Alpha
*Game over man, game over!*
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
2006-03-13 00:18:14
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6841|Finland

Ok, one more..

EA announces a new MEC class that should stabilize flag capturing in Karkand, as USMC has had a strategic advantage over MEC in the past. Now to find the volunteer to choose this kit over and over..

https://img208.imageshack.us/img208/806/mecdecoybiker7wf.jpg

I know, it's a crappy fast photoshop again with several f-ups, but hey, I have to work, too..

Last edited by DonFck (2006-03-13 05:07:15)

I need around tree fiddy.
2006-03-13 01:01:23
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6903|San Francisco
I think my attack wheelbarrow got covered up in posts:
https://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1094/wheeel6sk.jpg
2006-03-13 06:28:56
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6868| United States of America
keep it up guys !!!!
2006-03-13 08:40:00
antin0de
Member
+44|6876|SL,UT

Marconius wrote:

I think my attack wheelbarrow got covered up in posts:
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1094/wheeel6sk.jpg
No I'm pretty sure we saw it.
2006-03-13 08:41:54
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6903|San Francisco
Ah ok, just checking.
2006-03-13 14:08:09
Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6968|Denmark

DonFck wrote:

Ok, one more..

EA announces a new MEC class that should stabilize flag capturing in Karkand, as USMC has had a strategic advantage over MEC in the past. Now to find the volunteer to choose this kit over and over..

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/806/ … ker7wf.jpg

I know, it's a crappy fast photoshop again with several f-ups, but hey, I have to work, too..
I <3 you

OMG thats a nice one
2006-03-15 08:39:27
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6998|Singapore

GJGJ all you photoshop wh0res.
2006-03-15 16:13:49
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6923|Purplicious Wisconsin
Gimme some more jokes, now before I crazy!!!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
2006-03-15 16:41:09
duffry
Moderator Emeritus
+148|7049|Cheshire, UK

paranoid101 wrote:

No fu**ing sh** lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?*
Die hard

"...you are NOT a God."
"Well why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"
2006-03-16 22:24:33
McBondi
Member
+0|6856
EA decides to nerf the overpowering EuroForce troops in patch 1.3. Note the new transport and a confused driver in the background.

https://www.costumes.org/history/18thcent/boehn/1778militarystick.jpg

Last edited by McBondi (2006-03-16 22:25:27)

2006-03-17 01:15:25
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6883|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
What ever the driver is up to I bet the horse wish he'd stop. Or at least warm his hands up first.

Or is the horse and driver disgusted at the "personal" smoke bomb the gay soldier has just lay?

Last edited by 1927 (2006-03-17 01:17:49)

2006-03-17 16:58:28
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6949
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of s**t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?" *

Finaly EA clears up the differance between the Military forces.

https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6582/untiarmyair1we.jpg

EA also adds a Translator sheet, to help gamers with Military terms.

https://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1531/tranlations3fs.jpg

Latest upgrade to MEC anti-air is piss poor say gamers.

https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7484/mecnewantiairgun1si.jpg

Last but not lest, EA decides to cash in on the Lucrative Christmas and Easter market.

https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9319/stanta3ck.jpg
2006-03-17 17:26:26
Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|6958|Mark it zero.

paranoid101 wrote:

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of s**t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"
full metal jacket
2006-03-17 18:03:04
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6874|NT, like Mick Dundee

Lol, bet you are fast running out of pics to post paraniod101.... Why did you change your sig anyway, the sniper was cool...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
2006-03-17 18:11:31
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6949

Flecco wrote:

Lol, bet you are fast running out of pics to post paraniod101.... Why did you change your sig anyway, the sniper was cool...
Wanted to show off all me medals and stuff, I know I'm just a big show off. :'(

ARR balls to it, back by popular demand (well one person said so), My sniper sig.

Last edited by paranoid101 (2006-03-17 18:15:31)

2006-03-17 19:14:40
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6844|South Jersey
if i may ask, what started the BHD quotes? i just saw em and put one where the idiot in the passenger seat of the trans. truck that gets hit by an RPG states the obvious.  heh, i like BHD

 

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