BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

Gooners wrote:

Miggle wrote:

.Sup wrote:

But then another one, even more annoying appears.
I wish for a pair of golden socks

they're too small.

I wish for gooners.

There is no backfire, because I am too sexy.

I wish my reply thread was still open.

You spoon me all night.

I still wish I knew what I was on.

There's a necromorph inside the box

I wish I could read a book

your brain explodes for overload

i wish i could be invisible.

FloppY_ wrote:

I wish everyones wishes would stop backfireing

You wish is the first to backfire and every bodies wishes start working again

I wish the next poster wouldn't tell me I shouldn't have bumped this thread

Your feet aren't cold, but your hands are.

I wish the spot on my head would go away

Tomorrow you drop out of highschool and are 'done with it'.  You get a minimum wage job flipping burgers and have to work the graveyard shift.  Your get robbed during your shift and get shot.  As you're bleeding to death you think to yourself, 'If only I finished highschool."


I wish my roommate wasn't suck a dick.

Sidsnot wrote:

you are misheard, and your roommate beings to suck your dick

I wish I didn't have to do this faggot college assignment

Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. But sucking dick? That's gay. Infact it makes me sick just being around you faggots.

Anyway, you don't have to do the faggot college assignment, but your mum comes into your room wearing stockings, high heels, lacy thong and no bra, and demands you have sex with her.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Harmor wrote:

Tomorrow you drop out of highschool and are 'done with it'.  You get a minimum wage job flipping burgers and have to work the graveyard shift.  Your get robbed during your shift and get shot.  As you're bleeding to death you think to yourself, 'If only I finished highschool."

Sidsnot wrote:

I wish Top Gear was on

The movie 'Top Gear' is on but its the only movie you can see for the rest of your life.  Anytime you put on any type of media device the movie is playing.  You become so enamored with Tom Cruise that you stalk him.  You are eventually caught and sent to jail where you are butt rapped by a lifer.  You get AIDs and then die in a prison hospital thinking to yourself, "Am I gay because I like Tom Cruise?".


I wish I wasn't so monoclarifemiphobic.

Pochsy wrote:

Can we let my wish sit a little longer? I feel as though haveing my neck snapped for a wish that is difficult to back-fire is a half-justice. If nobody gets me in an hour disregard it and we'll say the genie never falters lol.

Again the wish (or non-wish) was: I do not wish nothing would come of a non double negative wish (I'll be impressed if you can pull this one off).

The genie is pissed that you didn't respond to the previous poster's wish and snaps your neck.



I wish I wasn't monoclarifemiphobic.

Pochsy wrote:

see edited post above. I realized my mistake after having typed my request too slowly.

The genie is pissed that you didn't make a wish after granting the prvious poster's wish and snaps your neck.


I wish people would follow the rules of this thread so they wouldn't get their necks broken by genies.

Finray wrote:

I wish I had a wish.

You have a wish, but don't use it.  The genie is pissed at your and breaks your neck.


I wish I wasn't a fag.

Wish granted, you now get free beer everywhere you go(Budweiser only)

I wish I was a jedi.

Last edited by DrPeePeeFace (2009-02-22 12:57:51)