Aw fuck! That made me laugh so much! How so totally LAME do you have to be to join a suicide CLUB!? If you have to join a club, you obviously arn't fucking doing it right are you!? I mean, what the fuck do you talk about? (Put on Emo kind of dull drawl for the accents here.)
"Aw yeah, life is shit. I decided to end it all last weekend."
"Oh yeah, what happned."
"I tried hanging myself. My neck didn't snap so I passed out from lack of oxygen."
"Uh huh, so..."
"Yeah, fucking paramedics revived me."
"Pfft. You're a looser."
Suicide clubs. Lame hang out for Emo kids who were banned from the cemetary. Speaking of which, I wish those damn Emo kids wouldn't always hang out at the cemetary. I mean, who the fuck are they kidding? It's obvious they don't like it. Also, about them always trying to laugh when someone dies at the movies so people think they're strange and mysterious. Listen up! People don't think you're strange and mysterious, they think you're pathetic and fucking stupid!
FUCKING EMO KIDS! GROW UP, AND STOP ETCHING THOSE FUCKING LAME ARSE EMO MESSAGES INTO THE LECTURE THEATER TABLES! THEY SUCK! THEY"RE NOT CREATIVE, ALTERNATIVE, OR ANY GOOD ADJECTIVES, AND THEY SHOW HOW LAME YOU REALLY ARE!
The latest one:
"Death is Fine,
Give me mine,
and you with find
some peace of mind..."
- it trails off after that. I wrote in "Emo Crap" with an arrow pointing to the passage just because I thought it needded to be labled for what it was. I havn't had so many people agree with me since I told that fucker gOt JediPimp to fuck off these forums when he posted that certain picture... you know the one...
Okay, serious time, I've got that off my chest. Suicide is pointless, weak and selfish. Anyone who's willing to put their friends and family through a fucking rough time just because of some stupid fucking adolescent problem they don't have the guts to talk to someone about, is all of these. There's nothing 'strong' or 'noble' about taking that final step, just a certain amount of ignorance.
Clubs that promote this kind of mopey, depressed existance are just fucking lost, and people who buy into that shit need to seriously re-evaluate their lives. Yes, we all go through teenagehood, we all feel awkward and depressed - it's a rough time. Suicide is an easy and weak way out, and it's not fucking worth it either. Bad times change, awkwardness wears off, you can grow out that black hair dye, and we have drugs now that can deal with any acne related problems you may have.
And please, if you're not into suicide, but still like the depressed kind of "Is he/she going to do it we don't know" kind of existance, PLEASE do it away from the fucking cemetary, and away from me in general, and be original for once. Wear vampire fangs or something, or a pointy witch hat, you know you want to.
Wow, long post. Sorry about that.