I hear that once you have sex with them your penis falls off.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
All I can say is this.
Assumptions about her personality ain't gonna help you.
Generalizations based on nationality ain't gonna help you.
And for fucks sake the goddamn horoscope ain't gonna help you.
Assumptions about her personality ain't gonna help you.
Generalizations based on nationality ain't gonna help you.
And for fucks sake the goddamn horoscope ain't gonna help you.
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This is why the German health system is so successful and a world leader in medical advancements. Do you know they now carry out more successful 'strapadictomy's' in Germany than anywhere else?Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
I hear that once you have sex with them your penis falls off.
Good luck with that.
oug wrote:
All I can say is this.
Assumptions about her personality ain't gonna help you.
Generalizations based on nationality ain't gonna help you.
And for fucks sake the goddamn horoscope ain't gonna help you.
A Scorpio, eh? You wouldn't have access to images of both of your palms so that I could read them, would you?
Just roll with it, see what happens. People all in all aren't that different from one another culturally. At least when it comes to "western" cultures.
Q: What are they commonly like? A: Nice ones are nice, not so nice ones aren't that nice, just like every other woman.
Q: How do they like to be treated? A: Equally to men, plus major pampering, door-holding, gift buying and what not. Just like every other woman.
When it comes to horoscopes, my girlfriend is a Scorpio and I'm a Gemini. I know this, because she knows this. Women love their little supersticious antics (and who are we to blame them for that as we like it a bit ourselves aswell, secretly). And according to that, we aren't a match. Yet, 6 months have passed and we enjoy each others' company more than ever before. Myth busted.
Just roll with it, see what happens. People all in all aren't that different from one another culturally. At least when it comes to "western" cultures.
Q: What are they commonly like? A: Nice ones are nice, not so nice ones aren't that nice, just like every other woman.
Q: How do they like to be treated? A: Equally to men, plus major pampering, door-holding, gift buying and what not. Just like every other woman.
When it comes to horoscopes, my girlfriend is a Scorpio and I'm a Gemini. I know this, because she knows this. Women love their little supersticious antics (and who are we to blame them for that as we like it a bit ourselves aswell, secretly). And according to that, we aren't a match. Yet, 6 months have passed and we enjoy each others' company more than ever before. Myth busted.
I need around tree fiddy.
I'm a Scorpio, I showed that horoscope to a girl I'm almost going out with, was funny.
What's up with these google ads?
lol thats class, karma on its way when available but I had another karma wank yesterday and still waiting for my bag to fill back up.TheAussieReaper wrote:
What's up with these google ads?
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Wow that is nuts.TheAussieReaper wrote:
What's up with these google ads?
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It's been let's see... nearly six years since my last German class and I'm on the other side of the world; gimme a break. At least you knew what I was trying to say.max wrote:
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[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Just dont walk up to her doing the goose-step shouting SIEK HEIL!
This will not help.
This will not help.
Is this like "I would've scored but nobody was giving"?White-Fusion wrote:
...to a girl I'm almost going out with...
Nah this is like, the girl i'm sleeping with is one of my best friend's and we're on the point of going out.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Is this like "I would've scored but nobody was giving"?White-Fusion wrote:
...to a girl I'm almost going out with...
I have so many wrong things to say about this.........
Ummm, I'll keep it clean.
Dress like:
She will get so hot, she will rape you!!
(All Germans love the Hoff, common knowlege)
Ummm, I'll keep it clean.
Dress like:
She will get so hot, she will rape you!!
(All Germans love the Hoff, common knowlege)
After many days of porn watching, most german chicks seem to be into anal, that's all i know
Bet that includes Merkel (sp)Ultimatrox wrote:
After many days of porn watching, most german chicks seem to be into anal, that's all i know
It's been 5 years since my last german lessonTy wrote:
It's been let's see... nearly six years since my last German class and I'm on the other side of the world; gimme a break. At least you knew what I was trying to say.max wrote:
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Lern2German
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
You live in a predominantly German speaking country to be fair.max wrote:
It's been 5 years since my last german lessonTy wrote:
It's been let's see... nearly six years since my last German class and I'm on the other side of the world; gimme a break. At least you knew what I was trying to say.max wrote:
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Lern2German
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Having said that... I do know loads of hot German girls who have all bored me to tears. Coincidence or just bad luck?War Man wrote:
DefCon-17 wrote:
You should know that nationality doesn't have much effect on a girl's personality.
They don't speak German here. They sound like retarded monkeysFatherTed wrote:
You live in a predominantly German speaking country to be fair.max wrote:
It's been 5 years since my last german lessonTy wrote:
It's been let's see... nearly six years since my last German class and I'm on the other side of the world; gimme a break. At least you knew what I was trying to say.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
The mental image...1927 wrote:
Bet that includes Merkel (sp)Ultimatrox wrote:
After many days of porn watching, most german chicks seem to be into anal, that's all i know
Dont think, just do.
All girls are similar, the fact she is german makes no difference
All girls are similar, the fact she is german makes no difference
Very true. Schweizer Deutsch really is another language unto itself ...max wrote:
They don't speak German here. They sound like retarded monkeys
The fact that she is German really shouldn't factor into this situation much. Talk to her, and allow her to express herself so the conversation can natuarally evolve. About this time the roofies should kick into effect, so you won't have to endure her mindless drivel any longer. Now put on the goat mask and make sweet, sweet love.
the few german girls i've known have been pretty independant, smart, work hard but that cant go for all of them
we need to know how long she's been in the US to know how much crap she has been potentially exposed which may ruin her perfect germanesque ways
bah it doesnt really matter.. but ask her alot of q's about herself so you will start to understand this mysterious german blood and she will know you are interested neener
we need to know how long she's been in the US to know how much crap she has been potentially exposed which may ruin her perfect germanesque ways
bah it doesnt really matter.. but ask her alot of q's about herself so you will start to understand this mysterious german blood and she will know you are interested neener
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