Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683
The South is rich, affluent and typically English (I'm talking Home Counties style stereotype).
The North is poor, dead and typically working class (Thatcher closed down the mines, you're all benefit-claiming delinquents).

No brainer.

Wales does not even get a mention because they are crazy Pagan Celts that just serve under us, mainly because they're useless and live in council valleys with higher unemployment rates than Baghdad.
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Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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Uzique wrote:

The South is rich, affluent and typically English (I'm talking Home Counties style stereotype).
The North is poor, dead and typically working class (Thatcher closed down the mines, you're all benefit-claiming delinquents).

No brainer.

Wales does not even get a mention because they are crazy Pagan Celts that just serve under us, mainly because they're useless and live in council valleys with higher unemployment rates than Baghdad.
As you can see, Tarique here is a Southerner, due to his muslim beliefs.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6975

i think all brits sound like r-tards.  so, discussion solved.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

Uzique wrote:

The South is rich, affluent and typically English (I'm talking Home Counties style stereotype).
The North is poor, dead and typically working class (Thatcher closed down the mines, you're all benefit-claiming delinquents).

No brainer.

Wales does not even get a mention because they are crazy Pagan Celts that just serve under us, mainly because they're useless and live in council valleys with higher unemployment rates than Baghdad.
cockneys tbh
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683

FatherTed wrote:

Uzique wrote:

The South is rich, affluent and typically English (I'm talking Home Counties style stereotype).
The North is poor, dead and typically working class (Thatcher closed down the mines, you're all benefit-claiming delinquents).

No brainer.

Wales does not even get a mention because they are crazy Pagan Celts that just serve under us, mainly because they're useless and live in council valleys with higher unemployment rates than Baghdad.
cockneys tbh
I would rim a cockney before I touched a Geordie, Scouser or Mancunian.

Cockney's talk funny but at least they don't talk funny whilst mugging you and stealing the hubcaps off your car.

Wank'ers.

My deep rooted Muslim faith does also guide me to the decision of South, yes. I'm closer to Mecca here.

Last edited by Uzique (2008-11-29 17:54:57)

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Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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Uzique wrote:

My deep rooted Muslim faith does also guide me to the decision of South, yes. I'm closer to Mecca here.
I knew it.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6975

poppycock
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum
If you live near where Uzique lives, you are statistically 1234986904569832349456% more likely to wake up with a dick in your arse. and you are 12.37% less likely to take it out
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Uzique
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+2,865|6683

FatherTed wrote:

If you live near where Uzique lives, you are statistically 1234986904569832349456% more likely to wake up with a dick in your arse. and you are 12.37% less likely to take it out
Move to Oxford High Street / City Centre asap big-boys .

And little boys too, I'm down with that also

Last edited by Uzique (2008-11-29 17:59:08)

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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

Uzique wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

If you live near where Uzique lives, you are statistically 1234986904569832349456% more likely to wake up with a dick in your arse. and you are 12.37% less likely to take it out
Move to Oxford High Street / City Centre asap big-boys .

And little boys too, I'm down with that also
Proof.
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Use an umbrella
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683

FatherTed wrote:

Uzique wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

If you live near where Uzique lives, you are statistically 1234986904569832349456% more likely to wake up with a dick in your arse. and you are 12.37% less likely to take it out
Move to Oxford High Street / City Centre asap big-boys .

And little boys too, I'm down with that also
Proof.
Invitation.

Personal
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JoshP
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smuder201 wrote:

https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/smuder201/england2410_468x8161-1.jpg

The south wins tbh i mean ffs you have Birmingham as well as manchester
erm shit i'm actually on the line.... literally i'm on it

but wait, lincoln is in the south and nottingham is in the north

wat

Last edited by JoshP (2008-11-29 18:03:07)

usmarine
Banned
+2,785|6975

feeling ripe as a plum
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683

JoshP wrote:

erm shit i'm actually on the line.... literally i'm on it
Yeah, Notts is on the line...

The blue-and-yellow striped police line of gun and knife crime, which consequently places your hole firmly in The North.

Congrats.


Usmarine wrote:

feeling ripe as a plum
Hahaha.
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JoshP
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Uzique wrote:

JoshP wrote:

erm shit i'm actually on the line.... literally i'm on it
Yeah, Notts is on the line...

The blue-and-yellow striped police line of gun and knife crime, which consequently places your hole firmly in The North.
Nah, the line is the border between Lincs and Notts... i live on the border
Scorpion0x17
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usmarine wrote:

feeling ripe as a plum
Shut up 'merkin.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683
Ooh, you're living your life tentatively on the thin knife-edge between moral upstanding decency and Northern filth and incivility.

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

usmarine wrote:

feeling ripe as a plum
Shut up 'merkin.
Goddayum Americans always invading our decent European threads... we never get any space!

/parodies D&ST

Last edited by Uzique (2008-11-29 18:08:21)

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JoshP
Banned
+176|5902|Notts, UK

Uzique wrote:

Ooh, you're living your life tentatively on the thin knife-edge between moral upstanding decency and Northern filth and incivility.
hah
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683

JoshP wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Ooh, you're living your life tentatively on the thin knife-edge between moral upstanding decency and Northern filth and incivility.
hah
So come and join us, we have fine pink-tinted rosé wines.
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JoshP
Banned
+176|5902|Notts, UK

Uzique wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Ooh, you're living your life tentatively on the thin knife-edge between moral upstanding decency and Northern filth and incivility.
hah
So come and join us, we have fine pink-tinted rosé wines.
Yeah, most northerners prefer beer, southerners prefer wine, amirite?

I'd probably fall into southerner then

although whiskey is best

/offtopic
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683
No, we just prefer penis.

The rosé wine totally helps me accessorize when I'm out on the pull in my ruby smoking jacket.
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

Uzique wrote:

No, we just prefer penis.

The rosé wine totally helps me accessorize when I'm out on the pull in my ruby smoking jacket.
fairy
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Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6702|Gogledd Cymru

Tarique wrote:

No, we just prefer penis.
/Thread
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683
I cannot believe two inferior creatures are even involving themselves in this noble English debate; honestly, a Taffy and a Paddy?

Get out, get out!
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

Uzique wrote:

I cannot believe two inferior creatures are even involving themselves in this noble English debate; honestly, a Taffy and a Paddy?

Get out, get out!
fuckin southern fag cant even read lads!
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