This scared the shit out of me

2008-11-09 23:11:57

#1

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6228|Phoenix, AZ

So I'm at the girlfriends place, just crashed there overnight, I wake up we hang out for a while... A little later we decide to go to the movies, so I grab my shoes and put them on, im ready to go, but theres like a ball of some shit at my toe, cat must have dropped something in there or something im not sure

So im about to walk out the door, but me being obsessive compulsive like I am (sort of) I CANT have anything like that in my shoe

So I take my shoe off, reach in there to rip whatever (I thought my shoe might be falling apart) off the side, so I grab the thing, rip it out, look at it... and what do I see? 8 FUCKING EYES STARING AT ME

A spider must have crawled into my shoe during the night, and this thing isnt small, its the size of a few quarters, big enough, and fucking hairy...

pics \/

2008-11-09 23:14:50

#2

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6414|NSW, Australia

jesus, was it dead?

2008-11-09 23:18:05

#3

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6576|NYC / Hamburg

I would have run away crying like a little girl. How I hate them

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-11-09 23:19:11

#4

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|5725|Vancouver, BC, Canada

lolpwntd.

BF2s: Land of Spider Friends.

2008-11-09 23:19:41

#5

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6228|Phoenix, AZ

XxRavenxX wrote:
jesus, was it dead?

It was playing dead, I was watching it from behind when I dropped it, and it got up for a few seconds

The scary shit is that that was IN the house IN her room, about 4 FEET (1.3m for euros) from my sleeping body

my girlfriend has found Scorpions in her shoes, that would be worse I think

2008-11-09 23:28:13

#6

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6495|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Goldfinger. great movie. What was so scary?

2008-11-09 23:51:31

#7

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6161|what

You pussy.

There are spiders here with 32 legs and over a 100 eyes that never sleep always watching, waiting until when you least expect it and then BANG!!

There goes your ham sandwich.

2008-11-10 00:21:13

#8

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|6701|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

TheAussieReaper wrote:
You pussy.

There are spiders here with 32 legs and over a 100 eyes that never sleep always watching, waiting until when you least expect it and then BANG!!

There goes your ham sandwich.

Poor poor sandwich.

2008-11-10 01:29:04

#9

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|6759

that just sent many shivers down my spine!

2008-11-10 01:45:33

#10

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6498|Gogledd Cymru

Put [spider pics] tags in your post you fucking idiot.

2008-11-10 01:52:55

#11

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6852|Reykjavík, Iceland.

How thankful I am that the only spiders in Iceland are those tiny ones that live in the middle of nowhere.

Come to think of it, there are no annoying bugs at all in Iceland. Not even mosquitos (midges though)

2008-11-10 01:57:59

#12

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6528|Adelaide, South Australia

I agree with Reap tbh.

2008-11-10 02:11:16

#13

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6414|NSW, Australia

TheAussieReaper wrote:
You pussy.

There are spiders here with 32 legs and over a 100 eyes that never sleep always watching, waiting until when you least expect it and then BANG!!

There goes your ham sandwich.

they have guns now too.

2008-11-10 02:46:56

#14

~Smokey~: Steve Irwin Reincarnate; +396|6546|Internetfitlerland

XxRavenxX wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
You pussy.

There are spiders here with 32 legs and over a 100 eyes that never sleep always watching, waiting until when you least expect it and then BANG!!

There goes your ham sandwich.
they have guns now too.

health bars, ect.

2008-11-10 02:56:05

#15

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6636|UK

I don't mind spiders, but that would have probably made me a wittle bit scwared

2008-11-10 03:04:04

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6629|London, England

The hairy slow one's are the one's I can handle, I dunno about them being in my shoe though. But they seem cute and fuzzy

It's the slimy non hairy/black fast one's which I fucking hate

Nobody make any fucking sexual innuendo's out of my post, NOT IN THE MOOD

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2008-11-10 03:04:32)

2008-11-10 03:19:15

#17

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5756|Croatia

holy shit,I hate bugs,spiders even more

2008-11-10 03:48:39

#18

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|6818|Nårvei

Mekstizzle wrote:
The hairy slow one's are the one's I can handle, I dunno about them being in my shoe though. But they seem cute and fuzzy

It's the slimy non hairy/black fast one's which I fucking hate

Nobody make any fucking sexual innuendo's out of my post, NOT IN THE MOOD

Damn ... i had a good one actually

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2008-11-10 04:06:31

#19

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6161|what

Mekstizzle wrote:
NOT IN THE MOOD

that's what she said

2008-11-10 05:14:19

#20

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6528|Adelaide, South Australia

Mekstizzle wrote:
The hairy slow one's are the one's I can handle, I dunno about them being in my shoe though. But they seem cute and fuzzy

It's the slimy non hairy/black fast one's which I fucking hate

Nobody make any fucking sexual innuendo's out of my post, NOT IN THE MOOD

You mean leik this?

[absolutely no spider pics]

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/Phone%20Pics/Image10.jpg

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/Phone%20Pics/Image07.jpg

[/absolutely no spider pics]

Come to Aus, and stay in a Murray River Shack/Caravan for 3 days. Palm-Sized Wolf Spider fun for all!

Also, insecticide only makes them angry.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2008-11-10 05:53:46)

2008-11-10 05:17:30

#21

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6498|Gogledd Cymru

Fuck I hate you guys, use the [spider pics] tags

2008-11-10 07:19:36

#22

Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|6687|Broadlands, VA

If I were really cruel I'd post the following with no warning......

But, you are warned.........

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!!

V

https://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy1.jpg

V

V

DON'T DO IT!!!!!

V

https://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/spider-that-could-probably-eat-you.jpg

I warned you.

Last edited by Kaosdad (2008-11-10 07:20:08)

2008-11-10 07:25:26

#23

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6397|New York

I would have shat myself while simultaneously screaming like a 5 year old girl. Spiders don't really bother me when they're small, but when they get to that size, I can't handle it.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2008-11-10 07:28:00

#24

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6498|Gogledd Cymru

heggs wrote:
I would have shat myself while simultaneously screaming like a 5 year old girl. Spiders don't really bother me when they're small, but when they get to that size, I can't handle it.

me too

2008-11-10 08:24:06

#25

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5922|...

Kaosdad wrote:
If I were really cruel I'd post the following with no warning......

But, you are warned.........

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!!

V
http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.word … puppy1.jpg

V

V

DON'T DO IT!!!!!

V

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ji … at-you.jpg

I warned you.

oh you...I was like..oh funny...he's joking....then.......AHHHHH!!!! That's what I have nightmares about...thousands of tiny spiders covering the walls...and now I won't be able to sleep!!!! -1 for you.....

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