+1belldawg wrote:
My dad sent this to me in an email, i thought it was good haha
> Geoffrey the Aboriginal
>
>
> A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
> invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Geoffrey, the
> only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
>
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
> Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
> oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said,
> 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give million
> dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in. 'The words were barely
> out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around
> and saw Geoffrey in the pool!
>
> Geoffrey was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Geoffrey was jabbing
> the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds
> of shit, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and
> flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Geoffrey and the
> croc were screaming and raising hell.
>
> Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a
> K-mart goldfish. Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
> was just staring at him in disbelief.
>
> Finally the host says, 'Well, Geoffrey, I reckon I owe you a million
> dollars.'
>
> Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Geoffrey.
>
> The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.'
> 'How about half a million bucks then?'
>
> 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Geoffrey.
>
> The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
> amazing.
>
> How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
>
> 'Again, Geoffrey said no.
>
> Confused,the rich man asked, 'Well Geoffrey, then what do you want?'
>
> Geoffrey said,
'I want the name of the fucker who pushed me in the pool.
Speak them out loud as if you were Tony Montana (from Sacrface, you cockchode!):
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is herpes.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is herpes.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him.
Lolololol +1GraphicArtist J wrote:
Speak them out loud as if you were Tony Montana (from Sacrface, you cockchode!):
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.'
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and I want you to answer 'yes' to the question so we can see where he is going with it.' She nods OK to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. 'Do you have a vagina?'......'Yes' she says......The man replies... 'Good!'
'Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!'
Last edited by Perv3rt (2008-11-05 16:35:52)
this one is an oldie
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat, and a wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?”
The woman turns, smiles and says, “Business. I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.”
The man swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she says. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he says. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it’s men of Jewish decent.”
Suddenly, the women becomes very embarrassed and blushes. “I'm sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!”
“Tonto” the man says as he extends his hand. “Tonto Goldstein.”
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat, and a wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?”
The woman turns, smiles and says, “Business. I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.”
The man swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she says. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he says. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it’s men of Jewish decent.”
Suddenly, the women becomes very embarrassed and blushes. “I'm sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!”
“Tonto” the man says as he extends his hand. “Tonto Goldstein.”
one more
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the two frat guys and grants them one wish between the two of them.After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, “I wish the ocean was made of beer.” Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, “You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!”
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the two frat guys and grants them one wish between the two of them.After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, “I wish the ocean was made of beer.” Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, “You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!”
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist,
badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi insurgent.'
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard ! '
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands,
when a f####g truck hit us.'
badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi insurgent.'
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard ! '
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands,
when a f####g truck hit us.'
Jesus and the Devil are taking their IT exam, with God as an impartial judge. They open Word and begin their test. After around 30 minutes, the power is cut and both computers are turned off. "Damnit!" screams the Devil, "now I'll have to start all over again." And so when the power comes back on, the Devil gets back to work hastily, starting from the start. When Jesus prints off his document and hands it to God after the power is back on, the devil says "what! That's not fair." "It's perfectly fair" God replies, "Jesus saves."
LMFAOkylef wrote:
Jesus and the Devil are taking their IT exam, with God as an impartial judge. They open Word and begin their test. After around 30 minutes, the power is cut and both computers are turned off. "Damnit!" screams the Devil, "now I'll have to start all over again." And so when the power comes back on, the Devil gets back to work hastily, starting from the start. When Jesus prints off his document and hands it to God after the power is back on, the devil says "what! That's not fair." "It's perfectly fair" God replies, "Jesus saves."
+1
I don't get the bishop and the tissue ones
Last edited by blah (2008-11-17 12:06:39)
bishop to be read as "Bitch up"blah wrote:
I don't get the bishop and the tissue ones
tissue to be read as "Teach you"
A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
“Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” the man answered.
“No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
“Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” the man answered.
“No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
Prolly been done before ...
Q:What is the best bird for a blow job?
A:A swallow ...
Q:What is the best bird for a blow job?
A:A swallow ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
roflbad-man wrote:
A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
“Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” the man answered.
“No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
Huh? I'm not understanding this one. :SGraphicArtist J wrote:
Speak them out loud as if you were Tony Montana (from Sacrface, you cockchode!):
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
she caniPwnerrrr wrote:
Huh? I'm not understanding this one. :SGraphicArtist J wrote:
Speak them out loud as if you were Tony Montana (from Sacrface, you cockchode!):
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
+1GraphicArtist J wrote:
Speak them out loud as if you were Tony Montana (from Sacrface, you cockchode!):
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!
here is another one
A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.”
All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.
The teacher asks him, “What does your dad do?”
Walter replies, “My dad’s dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet.”
A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.”
All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.
The teacher asks him, “What does your dad do?”
Walter replies, “My dad’s dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet.”
A chemist walks in a pharmacy.
"Do you have acetylsalicylic acid?"-chemist asks pharmacist
"Oh,you mean Aspirin?"-pharmacist replies
"Yeah aspirin,I never seem to remember that stupid name!!"
"Do you have acetylsalicylic acid?"-chemist asks pharmacist
"Oh,you mean Aspirin?"-pharmacist replies
"Yeah aspirin,I never seem to remember that stupid name!!"
TECH SUPPORT FAILURES
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
===============
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates ya know.
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Got this in a text.
If in an Indian shot a a cat instead of a turkey, we would be eating pussy for dinner.
If in an Indian shot a a cat instead of a turkey, we would be eating pussy for dinner.
HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
+1111111111111111111111Nintendogamer wrote:
HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
A pedo and a lil boy are walking into the woods and its starting to get dark
Lil boys starts crying and says "I'm scared", the Pedo replies
'How do you think I feel, I gotta walk out here on my own'
*not in the best possible taste I know*
Lil boys starts crying and says "I'm scared", the Pedo replies
'How do you think I feel, I gotta walk out here on my own'
*not in the best possible taste I know*
Q: What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
A: Half a cat.
A: Half a cat.
one more
A surgeon is talking to a blonde who is about to undergo an operation. “Do you have any questions?” the doctor asks. “Yeah, how long before I can get back to my normal sex life?” “I hadn’t really thought about that,” says the surgeon. “After a tonsillectomy, I’d say a week.”
A surgeon is talking to a blonde who is about to undergo an operation. “Do you have any questions?” the doctor asks. “Yeah, how long before I can get back to my normal sex life?” “I hadn’t really thought about that,” says the surgeon. “After a tonsillectomy, I’d say a week.”
this is the last and the best one
A guy in the elevator of a four-star hotel shouts, "Ballroom, please!" The lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
A guy in the elevator of a four-star hotel shouts, "Ballroom, please!" The lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."