I feel like there is a worm in my anus

2008-11-03 17:00:04

#26

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6548|teh alien spaceshit

White-Fusion wrote:
thtthht wrote:
I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
Wait you scrub your ass with water and soap normally?

Or just now that you have a worm in your anus?

daily.
Oh, and thanks for the helpful comment, guys.

2008-11-03 17:00:51

#27

Perv3rt: Lookin' through your Window; +193|6458|Man Diego

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
im sure the FBI is really concerned with a gaming forum.
but yeah, have some taste Im_Dooomed!!! lol hehehe

Srsly! Dooomed, what are you a perv?

2008-11-03 17:02:54

#28

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

_j5689_ wrote:
I've heard that if it is a segmented worm then each segment is an egg.

i just threw up a lilttle in my mouth.

Perv3rt wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
im sure the FBI is really concerned with a gaming forum.
but yeah, have some taste Im_Dooomed!!! lol hehehe
Srsly! Dooomed, what are you a perv?

plzz dunt call the police

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 17:37:35

#29

san4: The Mas; +311|6906|NYC, a place to live

Karma for a link to the Fancy_Pollux story about the chick with worms. It was posted over a year ago and I still have nightmares.

2008-11-03 17:41:11

#30

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6370|what

Aids.

2008-11-03 17:43:33

#31

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6348|Carnoustie MASSIF

Im_Dooomed wrote:
thtthht wrote:
strange sensation
Aries_37 wrote:
Adults usually get it off little kids.
thtthht wrote:
anus
Aries_37 wrote:
little kids.
thtthht wrote:
sensation
Aries_37 wrote:
contact
thtthht wrote:
my anus

ohhh im terrible

+1

2008-11-03 18:41:47

#32

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

thtthht wrote:
So, seriously.
I seem had a strange sensation of a worm moving in the edge of my anus...

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7408/myassmyaaaasssyw4.gif

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 18:47:15

#33

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6923

Shit like this is why normal people don't have any any respect for online forums.

2008-11-03 18:47:24

#34

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6789

GraphicArtist J wrote:
Buttseks... shit happens.

Which is why it's a good idea to shit before taking it up the anal passage

♥

2008-11-03 18:58:18

#35

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6350|Scotland!

You've got ringworms, good job telling the internet and wash your hands more often in future

2008-11-03 19:02:02

#36

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6786|Mountains of NC

after examining your chart ...... I know what your problem is

https://www.radswiki.net/main/images/e/ee/Vibrator-002.jpg

just turn it off

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-11-03 19:03:18

#37

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6798|the dank(super) side of Oregon

I'm Jamesey wrote:
You've got ringworms, good job telling the internet and wash your hands more often in future

ringworm is a fungal skin infection. He's most likely got 'yer average case of anal death flukes.

it's no biggy. they'll eventually bore their way out of your body through multiple, randomly located, permanent fistulae.

Last edited by Reciprocity (2008-11-03 19:09:01)

2008-11-03 19:04:40

#38

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

https://images.google.co.uk/url?q=https://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Base/1374/a10napalm.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE8TwgIw36AcL3_KQlXTEIINiB6WA

taken anally is your only hope now

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-11-03 19:06:04

#39

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

I'm Jamesey wrote:
You've got ringworms, good job telling the internet and wash your hands more often in future

lmao, so true. This will be archived by google for years to come.

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Shit like this is why normal people don't have any any respect for online forums.

Joking right? Cause u know, this is first of all - BF2s.com and secondly, posted in 'Everything Else' maybe he should have posted about his problem say somewhere like HERE otherwise, there are no guarantees at bf2s

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 19:09:38

#40

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6211|The pool

thtthht wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
thtthht wrote:
I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
Wait you scrub your ass with water and soap normally?

Or just now that you have a worm in your anus?
daily.

What the fuck

My flickr

2008-11-03 19:11:22

#41

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

Wallpaper wrote:
What the fuck

He's civilized.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 19:13:13

#42

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5919|College Park, MD

Im_Dooomed wrote:
Wallpaper wrote:
What the fuck
He's civilized.

It's one thing to do that in the shower, but every time you take a shit?

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2008-11-03 19:16:15

#43

phishman420: Banned; +821|5899

Baby wipes feel awesome.

2008-11-03 19:16:28

#44

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
It's one thing to do that in the shower, but every time you take a shit?

lol i knw...Hey, maybe he's just a clean freak? I bet he never takes a dump in public bathrooms either, would be epic to get a picture of him hanging his arse over a sink washin his butt at the local Burger King...

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 19:17:59

#45

Perv3rt: Lookin' through your Window; +193|6458|Man Diego

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Im_Dooomed wrote:
Wallpaper wrote:
What the fuck
He's civilized.
It's one thing to do that in the shower, but every time you take a shit?

Hell, I know of a guy that has to take a shower everytime he takes a shit. He is one bizarre cat, he is also afraid of broken glass & ketchup...lmao.

2008-11-03 19:18:39

#46

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

Perv3rt wrote:
Hell, I know of a guy that has to take a shower everytime he takes a shit. He is one bizarre cat, he is also afraid of broken glass & ketchup...lmao.

Just don't mention my name. Oh shi-

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 19:22:23

#47

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5938|Gulf Coast

when you go to sleep leave a saucer of milk by your ass, when the worm comes out your ass for a sip.......your girlfriend grabs his little head, yanks him out and then they fight to the death. that's what worked for me.

Important

2008-11-03 19:24:20

#48

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6545

DrPeePeeFace wrote:
that's what worked for me.

who won?

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 19:31:34

#49

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5938|Gulf Coast

fight is still ongoing, On the bright side the worm is outta my ass soooooo....mission accomplished i guess.

Important

2008-11-03 19:34:58

#50

how didja get it out?

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