it was a NUKE so steve couldnt run any where then....
he decided to hide in the palace in warlord until the artillery strike stops. once it does, the grabs the APC, so he...
can take a wild and zaney road trip to china where he will...
finally will meet the euro forces near the great wall
who are wondering how to cross the great wall without damaging it. Just then, a psychopath in a tank rammed the wall and damaged it anyways. The Euro Forces then said "Oh, well," and...
Decided to break the wall as it was already damaged. So they slammed some c4 on themselves and started running towards the wall...
...but the psychopath ran over them and shot the fully loaded BH hovering overhead, resulting in him getting kicked out of the server for too many TKs...
he re joins and shows them his ass and then proceds to kill them by shitting on them and then when he has a total of 500 points he......
tk his whole team twice and became 27 of the server so he........
got in a plane and flew alll the way over to the US where he met the armoured fury crew...
and the armored fury crew then send him to europe cuz the european forces where first to come and then a few months later the armored crew would be in action so he...
he grabbed a Eurofighter and bombed the shit out of evryone, but then....
his game crashed to desktop...
and he beat his skull in with his keyboard ( by the way it is very annoying when game crashes to desktop).....
But then a medic ran around the corner from the hallway and rev'd him.
..only for him to be shot again and killed, in which the medic revived him again, and yes, he was once again killed. It has now dawned on him that he is in the midst of STATPADDERS (dah dah dah!!!!!). He pretends the shock paddles dont work, so when the med tries again to revive, he grabs the paddles, flips up the wattage, and fries the medics heart. he then grabs the shockpaddle cord and strangles the MEC padder, jumps into a J "Pwnage" - 10, and...
realizing his Immodium has worn off, scurries quickly to the nearlest latrine where...