i fapped to a pornstar named memphis todaySir Schmoopy wrote:
Cumdumpsters XI.
so fake.
Alone in the dark
Worst Movie EVER. Not even scary, for a "Horror" movie.
Worst Movie EVER. Not even scary, for a "Horror" movie.
My vote goes to Dracula 3000.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Some guys in a spaceship find another spaceship that's been abandoned. They investigate, only to awake Dracula (dressed in the whole 1930's cape and suit) who turns some of the crew into vampires. The rest of the crew get killed off/turned into Vampires until the ship blows up because the people on the ship before them set a self-destruct.
NEVER WATCH STARSHIP TROOPERS 3.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Some guys in a spaceship find another spaceship that's been abandoned. They investigate, only to awake Dracula (dressed in the whole 1930's cape and suit) who turns some of the crew into vampires. The rest of the crew get killed off/turned into Vampires until the ship blows up because the people on the ship before them set a self-destruct.
2 is about 1000x better than 3. And given that 2 does suck pretty badly, that's saying something.madmurre wrote:
Allot of really bad movies turns out really good cause the fun level reach crazy proportions but here are a few movies that made me wanna cry real bad cause they are just pure badness. They arent in any special order i just think they suck equally.
Starship Troopers 2 - its a dark mess with extremely bad acting think what was good in the first movie theres nothing left just a huge amount of crap added. Also worth mentioning cause of the low budget the whole movie takes place at the same location and its really dark..
NEVER WATCH STARSHIP TROOPERS 3.
I watched indiana jones and the crystal skull and I really was starting to like it until the last 15 minutes which speilberg gave a big cock slap of aliens in your face and ruined the movie for you.
Then I watched AI, I started to like the movie and then again speilberg at the last 15 minutes cock slapped with aliens.... I hate my life -.-
Then I watched AI, I started to like the movie and then again speilberg at the last 15 minutes cock slapped with aliens.... I hate my life -.-
I disagree the third was bad but it had entertainment value Rico was back! Also when that hot girl ( Christian blondy ) got enlightened and found god hehe it was hillarious i had a good laugh. Im not saying its good but there was this super macho thing going on all movie that made it pretty fun in a bad way.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
2 is about 1000x better than 3. And given that 2 does suck pretty badly, that's saying something.madmurre wrote:
Allot of really bad movies turns out really good cause the fun level reach crazy proportions but here are a few movies that made me wanna cry real bad cause they are just pure badness. They arent in any special order i just think they suck equally.
Starship Troopers 2 - its a dark mess with extremely bad acting think what was good in the first movie theres nothing left just a huge amount of crap added. Also worth mentioning cause of the low budget the whole movie takes place at the same location and its really dark..
NEVER WATCH STARSHIP TROOPERS 3.
Beat me to it.Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:
Zombie Strippers. WORST MOVIE EVER.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
the candle scene was epic though.james@alienware wrote:
Pirates XXX, terrible acting.
wat
I bet all of you watching Zombie Strippers just watched it because it might be good and it had not a damn thing to do with Jenna.....
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Jason X = Epic Fail
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American Psycho 2.
I challenge anyone that respected or liked the undisputable classic that was the original to sit through this utter shite.
How the hell did the novel and the original film adaptation end up becoming a really terribly-done teen-flick with eyecandy and no plot?
I challenge anyone that respected or liked the undisputable classic that was the original to sit through this utter shite.
How the hell did the novel and the original film adaptation end up becoming a really terribly-done teen-flick with eyecandy and no plot?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Epic Movie.
I can agree to that, I watched the first 30 minutes and cringed and turned it off. The acting was the worst I have seen in a long long time.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
2 is about 1000x better than 3. And given that 2 does suck pretty badly, that's saying something.madmurre wrote:
Allot of really bad movies turns out really good cause the fun level reach crazy proportions but here are a few movies that made me wanna cry real bad cause they are just pure badness. They arent in any special order i just think they suck equally.
Starship Troopers 2 - its a dark mess with extremely bad acting think what was good in the first movie theres nothing left just a huge amount of crap added. Also worth mentioning cause of the low budget the whole movie takes place at the same location and its really dark..
NEVER WATCH STARSHIP TROOPERS 3.
W.
fucking waste of time
fucking waste of time
Disaster movie
SO
FUCKING
BAD
I only laughed because it was so pathetic
SO
FUCKING
BAD
I only laughed because it was so pathetic
15 more years! 15 more years!
attack of the killer tomatoes
such a bad movie
such a bad movie
The Happening
This and Legally Blonde 1 and 2. I just wanted to go to a movie I guess.smuder201 wrote:
AI. 3 hours of my life i will never get back i hate you Speilberg.
OUCHhenno13 wrote:
High School Musical 1-3
i was dragged to see them
kill me please
The only reason to see that is just if you're obsessed over that cute Hispanic chick in it.
Damn, I feel bad for you guys that actually payed and watched Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, etc.
Roller Blade Seven and Chicago (don't ask).
Another bad one: Manos The Hands of Fate. Not even MST 3000 could save that one. I could barely watch it in MST 3K form. Some of those 60's movies were not well thought out.
Another bad one: Manos The Hands of Fate. Not even MST 3000 could save that one. I could barely watch it in MST 3K form. Some of those 60's movies were not well thought out.
The worst movie ever? That would be "Nukie" it is the definition of painful, watch it its hilarious.
Hold on let me get my brains cracking.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Never seen it, but if I did it'd be the worst:
Juno
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
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Six String Samurai....
Made on a very low budget, and it shows... one of the monsters is very obviously a shop vac...
Its just... bad.
Made on a very low budget, and it shows... one of the monsters is very obviously a shop vac...
Its just... bad.