Paris!

2006-03-10 11:50:59

#1

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6881|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

I am an 18 year old nerd who is afraid of sunlight, and I have a crush on Paris Hilton!

I watch the "simple Life" every day and absolutely have a crush on her!!!

Should I just Get a Life?

2006-03-10 11:57:52

#2

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6994|The Hague, Netherlands

you can stay on antarctica.

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2006-03-10 12:02:08

#3

Aslan the Creator: Welcome to duty; +1|6888

This is pointless!!

2006-03-10 12:05:34

#4

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6881|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

I don't really live in antarctica

2006-03-10 12:07:44

#5

$kelet0r: Member; +16|6938

first jordan and now this - what the hell is happening to this site

2006-03-10 12:08:40

#6

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6994|The Hague, Netherlands

$kelet0r wrote:
first jordan and now this - what the hell is happening to this site

i think its retard day today, many topics around here and on some servers i found allot of retards.

2006-03-10 12:47:56

#7

Erkut.hv: Member; +124|6991|California

Honest answer = If you are a billionaire 18 year old, yes.

If you post on BF2S = A big muthafuggin N-O

2006-03-10 13:03:00

#8

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|6950|San Francisco

Paris is a skanky ho...and creepy as hell:

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2006-03-10 13:25:42

#9

Skinnister: Member; +43|6981|UK

maybe if you were brad pitt, had a 12inch c*ck, lotsa money...other wise keep dreaming and fuck these people have to much time on thier hands.

2006-03-10 13:25:53

#10

uber73: Member; +188|7008|Brisbane

does she play bf2?

2006-03-10 13:27:55

#11

NM156: The H4xor Mod; +161|7103|North Texas

uber73 wrote:
does she play bf2?

Beats me... but I know she plays the skin flute!

2006-03-10 13:36:01

#12

Skinnister: Member; +43|6981|UK

NM156 wrote:
uber73 wrote:
does she play bf2?
Beats me... but I know she plays the skin flute!

LOL hope so..cause im next in line

2006-03-10 14:04:11

#13

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6881|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

She may have had a "vidio" and she may be a little "posh", but she's HOT and I had a crush on her since I was 15 or so

2006-03-10 15:34:53

#14

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7027|AUS, Canberra

Xaritix wrote:
I am an 18 year old nerd who is afraid of sunlight, and I have a crush on Paris Hilton!

I watch the "simple Life" every day and absolutely have a crush on her!!!

Should I just Get a Life?

this is all to farmiliar...........xaritix is the seed of zauss1000. (if you dont know what im talking about search for mandy moore in these forums.)

Last edited by the_heart_attack (2006-03-10 15:35:28)

2006-03-10 16:03:10

#15

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6881|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

At least one person thinks so

2006-03-12 14:08:01

#16

Brikiin118: Member; +1|6877

Your an obsessed freak,

Sure, I have a crush on alot of females, but i'm not obsesed like my brother here

2006-03-12 14:21:53

#17

Chou: Member; +737|7047

Xaritix wrote:
I am an 18 year old nerd who is afraid of sunlight, and I have a crush on Paris Hilton!

I watch the "simple Life" every day and absolutely have a crush on her!!!

Should I just Get a Life?

LOL You should just Get a Taste, at least a much better one in women, that girl is an embaressment to the Hilton family, no doubt, just a slut.

2006-03-12 15:47:36

#18

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6914| United States of America

Erkut.hv wrote:
Honest answer = If you are a billionaire 18 year old, yes.

If you post on BF2S = A big muthafuggin N-O

i laughed so hard at this. this made my day thx m8

2006-03-12 18:02:35

#19

-=|BW|=-Hollow_Moon: Member; +5|7011

Simple anwer no, you should be at least 19 & make sure you get a reciept & possibly a warranty

2006-03-12 20:55:36

#20

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6881|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

Who is zauss1000?

2006-03-12 21:46:02

#21

pokerplaya: want to go heads up?; +11|6990|cairns australia

you must have a chance.she slept with millsy.(millsy is a fuckstick who came about 15th on australian idol)so anyone at the right place and right time is a chance.what you want is a rich lookalike without the reputation of being a worldclass whore.

2006-03-12 22:50:42

#22

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7031|Noizyland

Fucking gross dude, I mean - Paris Hilton - she's a total fucking slag dude, why the Hell would you WANT to have a chance with her? She's a shallow rich-bitch who through her Simple Life series, (which was meant to try and show her as someone willing to live like commoners, hah! Can I hear a "bullshit"?) who would not know simple life, let alone a real life if it bit her in her oversised fake lip-implants, (yes, I am the bigger man for not mentioning the breast thing.)

She is totally dumb dude, I urge you away from having a crush on her, and I'd see a councellor about the whole "I watch Simple Life" thing. That shit's just not healthy dude.

Oh, and to answer your question about if you could have a chance with her - yes. Definatly. The girl's a slut, anyone, (except her 368 last boyfriends and six girlfriends,) have a chnce to fuck her in the near future.

Go nuts.

She is a fucking whory slag. watch the South park episode for a good, but worrying laugh.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2006-03-13 00:00:08

#23

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6972

unless ur a bilionare, and shes an idiot. i would date anna kournikova instead

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2006-03-13 08:29:57

#24

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|7000|Malaga, España

@Tyferra : Yeah m8, a big BULLSHIT celeberty she is....too be fair all those Rich Cunts....just GROSS!!! Yaaach i wanna puke... i think we the ''Mid Class'' people know what love is + beatifull girls we have:)

the rich fokes ''Love relies on the amount of money u have'' PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-13 09:29:38

#25

Erkut.hv: Member; +124|6991|California

GOOD POINT: The kid should be kicked in the nuts for watching the simple life.

Perhaps, its possible	17%	17% - 6
No, get a life	82%	82% - 29
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