Erkut.hv
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Should we arm patriot Missile systems with Birdshot to down any incoming birds from infected nations?


WASHINGTON - A deadly strain of bird flu could appear in the United States in the next few months as wild birds migrate from infected nations,     Homeland Security     Michael Chertoff said Thursday.

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Chertoff said "there will be a reasonable possibility of a domestic fowl outbreak" as migrating birds mix with ducks, chickens and other birds in the U.S. But he cautioned against panic, noting that the Agriculture Department has dealt with other strains of bird flu for years.
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7009|AUS, Canberra
imagine if chainey(spelling?) got hold of a missile full of bird shot..........bags not going hunting with him.
Erkut.hv
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+124|6974|California

the_heart_attack wrote:

imagine if chainey(spelling?) got hold of a missile full of bird shot..........bags not going hunting with him.
Holy shat! Remember the old game Duck Hunt for the Nintendo? We need to create a new flash game called "Hunting with Cheney"

It'll have ducks, but eveyr fourth or 5th one, a hunter will pop up, and you get bonus points if you shoot him.

Or photoshop a pic of Dick in a Missile loaded humvee behind a duck blind....

How do you say... lollerskates?
wannabe_tank_whore
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+5|7016
Bird Flu is another scare tactic by the media.  When the death rate rises above 3% let me know.  Thanks.
Erkut.hv
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+124|6974|California

wannabe_tank_whore wrote:

Bird Flu is another scare tactic by the media.  When the death rate rises above 3% let me know.  Thanks.
Wait, wait... you mean the media hypes things up? Get the fawk outta here...

Dude, I take Flintsones, I'm not getting a damn thing. I'll eat a bird flu peiece of chicked sprinkled with e-coli and dipped in ricin sauce.
wannabe_tank_whore
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I prefer dysentery in a cup.
Erkut.hv
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+124|6974|California

wannabe_tank_whore wrote:

I prefer dysentery in a cup.
Carnation instant feces. "It's what's for breakfast"

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