Belgium sucks. I would like my country to go to war with them. We could send a single Royal Marine Commando to take them over.
I would also like to go to war with France, Spain, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Iran, New Zealand, Argentina, Malaysia, Egypt, Palestinian Territories, Sudan, Turkey, Venezuela, Indonesia and South Africa.
We could send a squad of SAS to each country to impose good British values. Except for New Zealand. I think it would take two squads to defeat them because those Maoris are mean motherfuckers.