Wow some brilliant advice in this thread. A thing to point out maybe is don't try and do all these things at once, if your weird around girls then doing all these certain points and things to say etc can be quite a mountain.
and youll forget pretty much everything...and look like a moronWhite-Fusion wrote:
Wow some brilliant advice in this thread. A thing to point out maybe is don't try and do all these things at once, if your weird around girls then doing all these certain points and things to say etc can be quite a mountain.
Maybe yeah, if you sit there trying to remember what was that next cool thing to do, your going to look a bit weird.Schwarzelungen wrote:
and youll forget pretty much everything...and look like a moronWhite-Fusion wrote:
Wow some brilliant advice in this thread. A thing to point out maybe is don't try and do all these things at once, if your weird around girls then doing all these certain points and things to say etc can be quite a mountain.
Best thing to do is fix being so nervous around girls, just chat with them and have a drink with them. Then start the other stuff. Just my 2 cents though.
just go into it knowing youre gods gift to women and you'll be fineWhite-Fusion wrote:
Maybe yeah, if you sit there trying to remember what was that next cool thing to do, your going to look a bit weird.Schwarzelungen wrote:
and youll forget pretty much everything...and look like a moronWhite-Fusion wrote:
Wow some brilliant advice in this thread. A thing to point out maybe is don't try and do all these things at once, if your weird around girls then doing all these certain points and things to say etc can be quite a mountain.
Best thing to do is fix being so nervous around girls, just chat with them and have a drink with them. Then start the other stuff. Just my 2 cents though.
takes practice though
If I'm feeling nervous I get wasted and when I'm drunk I manage to talk to girls really really well for some reason. This may work the opposite way with other people and you might look like a nutter though!
how many of you guys tell your real life friends you post in a thread like this? just wonderin.
...*raises hand*God Save the Queen wrote:
how many of you guys tell your real life friends you post in a thread like this? just wonderin.
wait...threads like "wahh i dont have a girlfriend"? ha. nerds
sorry...didnt understand the question
*lowers hand*
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That's what always happens when the girl I like touches me / I get body contact with her..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I get the "blood rushing to dick" feeling
God I just came back to the internet for this thread.
I'm guessing this whole thing is totally imaginary.Ecilop Murof wrote:
That's what always happens when the girl I like touches me / I get body contact with her..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I get the "blood rushing to dick" feeling
God I just came back to the internet for this thread.
You won't leave BF2S because you have nobody to go to.
Pics or what I'm saying is true.
almost shipping off man. You wont be worrying about girls for a couple of monthsSchwarzelungen wrote:
...*raises hand*God Save the Queen wrote:
how many of you guys tell your real life friends you post in a thread like this? just wonderin.
wait...threads like "wahh i dont have a girlfriend"?
sorry...didnt understand the question
*lowers hand*
I am running for the presidency so I can't, fo'shO.God Save the Queen wrote:
how many of you guys tell your real life friends you post in a thread like this? just wonderin.
Thanks for being ignorant on my country. (btw it's the British Army not English)Schwarzelungen wrote:
thanks for calling me a tool...maturejord wrote:
No tool. YOu go round kicking the shit outta people and the judge will ask if you reported it earlier, to which you replySchwarzelungen wrote:
maybe in england
"err, erm... no"
To which the judge says
"You never thought to report Corporal Cunt?"
To which you're kinda fucked at this point and say
"Not really cause I've got roid rage"
And there's your military lesson for today.
if someone walks up punches you are you really gonna walk away and report him? sorry, id rather defend myself first
going around kicking the shit out of people is different than throwing a punch at a guy who is trying to whoop you
Ya sure it is. Point is the official and proper act is to report it, that's by law. It's up to you as a soldier (?) to make the decision to smack him one, have him smack you back and get into a brawl...
For anyone with problems talking to/picking up girls.. just freaking read 'The Game'..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game:_ … up_Artists
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game:_ … up_Artists
Jord-
agreed.
im just saying im sure itd be hard to walk away from a guy who's beating you behind a tool shed in order to report it.
agreed.
im just saying im sure itd be hard to walk away from a guy who's beating you behind a tool shed in order to report it.
Yep it would take a lot of nerve, especially if it was a recurring thing. You mighta heard of the recent documentary that has caused uproar here called "undercover soldier".Schwarzelungen wrote:
Jord-
agreed.
im just saying im sure itd be hard to walk away from a guy who's beating you behind a tool shed in order to report it.
It involves a BBC journo joining the infantry and filming bullying and racism at ITC Cattarick (Infantry training centre where I'm off should I pass ADSC).
Anyway a lot of Army guys are annoyed at him for doing this. However deep down I'm kinda glad because now the MP and officers are all over that shit and I'm confident not as many people are gonna hang themselves there now.
Lol watDookie0119 wrote:
What the fuck are talking about?jord wrote:
Yep it would take a lot of nerve, especially if it was a recurring thing. You mighta heard of the recent documentary that has caused uproar here called "undercover soldier".Schwarzelungen wrote:
Jord-
agreed.
im just saying im sure itd be hard to walk away from a guy who's beating you behind a tool shed in order to report it.
It involves a BBC journo joining the infantry and filming bullying and racism at ITC Cattarick (Infantry training centre where I'm off should I pass ADSC).
Anyway a lot of Army guys are annoyed at him for doing this. However deep down I'm kinda glad because now the MP and officers are all over that shit and I'm confident not as many people are gonna hang themselves there now.
No, seriously, What the fuck?
Read it?Dookie0119 wrote:
What the fuck are talking about?jord wrote:
Yep it would take a lot of nerve, especially if it was a recurring thing. You mighta heard of the recent documentary that has caused uproar here called "undercover soldier".Schwarzelungen wrote:
Jord-
agreed.
im just saying im sure itd be hard to walk away from a guy who's beating you behind a tool shed in order to report it.
It involves a BBC journo joining the infantry and filming bullying and racism at ITC Cattarick (Infantry training centre where I'm off should I pass ADSC).
Anyway a lot of Army guys are annoyed at him for doing this. However deep down I'm kinda glad because now the MP and officers are all over that shit and I'm confident not as many people are gonna hang themselves there now.
No, seriously, What the fuck?
how to get girlsDookie0119 wrote:
What the fuck are talking about?jord wrote:
Yep it would take a lot of nerve, especially if it was a recurring thing. You mighta heard of the recent documentary that has caused uproar here called "undercover soldier".Schwarzelungen wrote:
Jord-
agreed.
im just saying im sure itd be hard to walk away from a guy who's beating you behind a tool shed in order to report it.
It involves a BBC journo joining the infantry and filming bullying and racism at ITC Cattarick (Infantry training centre where I'm off should I pass ADSC).
Anyway a lot of Army guys are annoyed at him for doing this. However deep down I'm kinda glad because now the MP and officers are all over that shit and I'm confident not as many people are gonna hang themselves there now.
No, seriously, What the fuck?
Are you that dense that you can't comprehend it?
A undercover journalist enlisted in the forces and was stationed at ITC Cattarick. He showed the world about the racism and bullying. Now a lot of people in the Army are pissed off at him, however Jord is glad because he could be going there soon. And a lot of Military Police and Officers are keeping a close eye on it, hence not as many people will be subject of bullying/racism and won't hang themselves now.
A undercover journalist enlisted in the forces and was stationed at ITC Cattarick. He showed the world about the racism and bullying. Now a lot of people in the Army are pissed off at him, however Jord is glad because he could be going there soon. And a lot of Military Police and Officers are keeping a close eye on it, hence not as many people will be subject of bullying/racism and won't hang themselves now.
Jesus Christ...fucking thread de-rail much?
I'm here people...not read the bullshit off topic
I'm here people...not read the bullshit off topic
Holy shit I got a new candidate for my pussies thread, awesome.
And Dookie, wat x2
And Dookie, wat x2
this thread is counter productive for getting girls...jord wrote:
Holy shit I got a new candidate for my pussies thread, awesome.
And Dookie, wat x2
go to a bar guys, have a few pints and let the magic happen
This.Schwarzelungen wrote:
this thread is counter productive for getting girls...jord wrote:
Holy shit I got a new candidate for my pussies thread, awesome.
And Dookie, wat x2
go to a bar guys, have a few pints and let the magic happen
And if after 3 bars the magic clearly aint happening, go home to your hand.
Or a hooker.
I prefer hand.
its cheaper and doesnt talkjord wrote:
This.Schwarzelungen wrote:
this thread is counter productive for getting girls...jord wrote:
Holy shit I got a new candidate for my pussies thread, awesome.
And Dookie, wat x2
go to a bar guys, have a few pints and let the magic happen
And if after 3 bars the magic clearly aint happening, go home to your hand.
Or a hooker.
I prefer hand.
Gtfo all of you, the thread was actually worth a read before you guys started posting in it.