So, I just cooked a box of matches in rice.

2008-10-17 08:01:39

#1

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6209|Winland

Yeah. I think I managed to put the box under the lid of the pot I'm cooking in. When it got wet, the box fell off. I haven't been so surprised in ages, I just froze, stared at the blue box lying neatly on top of my rice, and finally uttered "What."

Pics cause it did happen.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/Freezer7Pro/IMG_0040-3.jpg

The blue liquid in the background poured out of the box. Thankfully, nothing got into my rice.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/Freezer7Pro/IMG_0041-2.jpg

Yeah, I don't think these will be lighting anything again.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-17 08:03:10

#2

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6465|The Twilight Zone

You still use matches for cooking? What else was for dinner besides rice and matches?

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2008-10-17 08:03:20

#3

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6499|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Why? You getting cabin fever?

2008-10-17 08:03:23

#4

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|5776|Belgium

Too bad you didn't start a fire.

2008-10-17 08:05:34

#5

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6209|Winland

.Sup wrote:
You still use matches for cooking? What else was for dinner besides rice and matches?

No, we don't use matches for cooking. They were just lying there. If you look, those platters are very much electric

And besides rice and matches, ketchup.

@Jebus: Yeah, start a fire with a pot of water and matches

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-17 08:08:15

#6

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6465|The Twilight Zone

Freezer7Pro wrote:
.Sup wrote:
You still use matches for cooking? What else was for dinner besides rice and matches?
No, we don't use matches for cooking. They were just lying there. If you look, those platters are very much electric

And besides rice and matches, ketchup.

@Jebus: Yeah, start a fire with a pot of water and matches

Wat? Ketchup? I never eat rice with ketchup. Usually meat and salad (and sometimes sauce on top of rice)

2008-10-17 08:09:37

#7

Bratwurstschnecke: Member; +77|6689|respawn screen

Why do you have q-tips on your stove?

2008-10-17 08:09:56

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6165|what

After this happened, did you run for your camera just so you could show us?

2008-10-17 08:11:16

#9

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6465|The Twilight Zone

Bratwurstschnecke wrote:
Why do you have q-tips on your stove?

In Finland they eat those too. Its like cotton candy for them.

2008-10-17 08:12:46

#10

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6209|Winland

.Sup wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
.Sup wrote:
You still use matches for cooking? What else was for dinner besides rice and matches?
No, we don't use matches for cooking. They were just lying there. If you look, those platters are very much electric

And besides rice and matches, ketchup.

@Jebus: Yeah, start a fire with a pot of water and matches
Wat? Ketchup? I never eat rice with ketchup. Usually meat and salad (and sometimes sauce on top of rice)

Mom won't pay my food anymore (yeah, she has some strange ideas, I'm moving away tomorrow, thank god)

Bratwurstschnecke wrote:
Why do you have q-tips on your stove?

See above.

TheAussieReaper wrote:
After this happened, did you run for your camera just so you could show us?

Might as well do that while the rice finished cooking.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-17 08:16:00

#11

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6298|eng

Clean your fingernails and cut them.

#rekt

2008-10-17 08:16:31

#12

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6512|so randum

why cant i see pics

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-10-17 08:17:37

#13

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6209|Winland

Mint Sauce wrote:
Clean your fingernails and cut them.

I was going to, but now I don't feel like it anymore.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-17 08:20:11

#14

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6465|The Twilight Zone

Mint Sauce wrote:
Clean your fingernails and cut them.

No time-need to make new threads on the forum. :o

2008-10-17 08:21:50

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6633|London, England

what type of 16 year old kid cooks rice, on the odd occasion that said 16 yo decides to cook for himself

2008-10-17 08:22:20

#16

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6355|tropical regions of london

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
what type of 16 year old kid cooks rice, on the odd occasion that said 16 yo decides to cook for himself

A viet cong insurgent circa 1968

2008-10-17 08:27:03

#17

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6209|Winland

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
what type of 16 year old kid cooks rice, on the odd occasion that said 16 yo decides to cook for himself

Because his mother refuses to even pay for his food, let alone cook it.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-17 08:42:19

#18

baggs: Member; +732|6216

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
what type of 16 year old kid cooks rice, on the odd occasion that said 16 yo decides to cook for himself
Because his mother refuses to even pay for his food, let alone cook it.

So what did you do to upset her so badly? Was it when she came to ask you a question and your reply was 'IM NOT ANSWERING THIS QUESTION UNTIL YOU POST FULL SYSTEM SPECS!'? Something along those lines?

2008-10-17 08:43:56

#19

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5800|Catherine Black

Do you want a fucking cookie or something?

2008-10-17 08:45:14

#20

baggs: Member; +732|6216

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Do you want a fucking cookie or something?

Probably, wouldn't you if you only had rice and ketchup for dinner?

2008-10-17 08:45:41

#21

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6209|Winland

baggs wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
what type of 16 year old kid cooks rice, on the odd occasion that said 16 yo decides to cook for himself
Because his mother refuses to even pay for his food, let alone cook it.
So what did you do to upset her so badly? Was it when she came to ask you a question and your reply was 'IM NOT ANSWERING THIS QUESTION UNTIL YOU POST FULL SYSTEM SPECS!'? Something along those lines?

Nah, I told her the dog doesn't need to go out +/- 5 minutes from 7 o'clock.

She's a drunk fuck.

baggs wrote:
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Do you want a fucking cookie or something?
Probably, wouldn't you if you only had rice and ketchup for dinner?

I like rice and ketchup.

Last edited by Freezer7Pro (2008-10-17 08:46:28)

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-17 08:45:47

#22

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6564|Scotland

Cut your nails etc etc.

2008-10-17 08:57:42

#23

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6502|Gogledd Cymru

It's cos he keeps perving on her when she's nailing guys she finds on the street.

2008-10-17 09:05:47

#24

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6406|The Gem Saloon

freezer: good with computers-bad with life.

2008-10-17 09:08:04

#25

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5800|Catherine Black

The Sheriff wrote:
It's cos he keeps perving on her when she's nailing guys she finds on the street.

OUCH.

Isn't it funny how a thread by Freezer brings up a google ad advertising how you could lose 35 pounds fast?

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